triz
@triz.bsky.social
the beauty of the telegraph code. triz, trixie, tricia, never trish. mid-thirties. she/her. formerly of seattle and new orleans, now in alberta
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buddy, i AM the trans
https://cash.app/trixieburgers/
buddy, i AM the trans
movie about looking for used alligator shoes online, call that depop caiman hunters
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
movie about looking for used alligator shoes online, call that depop caiman hunters
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Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair
In Ontario, kids write letters to Santa.
In Quebec they write to Père Noël.
In Alberta, I hear they're writing to Notwithstanding Claus this year, at postal cote H8H 8H8
In Quebec they write to Père Noël.
In Alberta, I hear they're writing to Notwithstanding Claus this year, at postal cote H8H 8H8
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In Ontario, kids write letters to Santa.
In Quebec they write to Père Noël.
In Alberta, I hear they're writing to Notwithstanding Claus this year, at postal cote H8H 8H8
In Quebec they write to Père Noël.
In Alberta, I hear they're writing to Notwithstanding Claus this year, at postal cote H8H 8H8
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the vibes at the juanita michael's are unmatchable
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the vibes at the juanita michael's are unmatchable
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These are the Posting Times, people
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
These are the Posting Times, people
it's not clocking to you but shane bieber is standing on business
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
it's not clocking to you but shane bieber is standing on business
"are you rooting for the jays or the dodgers" i am rooting for more baseball. the most baseball to ever happen
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"are you rooting for the jays or the dodgers" i am rooting for more baseball. the most baseball to ever happen
wife bought me a new dress, what do we think? 🌹
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
wife bought me a new dress, what do we think? 🌹
the guy from the bear is in the springsteen movie as springsteen. the guy from stranger things is in the pavement movie as malkmus or lou barlow or whatever. sure fine fuck it. put the kid from veep in the wilco movie as jeff tweedy
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
the guy from the bear is in the springsteen movie as springsteen. the guy from stranger things is in the pavement movie as malkmus or lou barlow or whatever. sure fine fuck it. put the kid from veep in the wilco movie as jeff tweedy
got ingredients for an all-Canadian negroni tonight
September 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
got ingredients for an all-Canadian negroni tonight
brought my own remote to the bar and switched all the tv sets over to a classic jim carrey movie during the ball game. people started yelling "who the hell did that?"
no one cared who i was till i put on The Mask
no one cared who i was till i put on The Mask
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
brought my own remote to the bar and switched all the tv sets over to a classic jim carrey movie during the ball game. people started yelling "who the hell did that?"
no one cared who i was till i put on The Mask
no one cared who i was till i put on The Mask
let's go win the whole fucken thing 🧭
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
let's go win the whole fucken thing 🧭
mgm announcing they're rereleasing war games (1983) as defense games, just to balance things out
September 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
mgm announcing they're rereleasing war games (1983) as defense games, just to balance things out
rip to giorgio armani and my condolences to his brothers emporio and exchange
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
rip to giorgio armani and my condolences to his brothers emporio and exchange
do u think i will ever be yearned for
August 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
do u think i will ever be yearned for
just met my assigned personal trainer and all i could think was "i could be your mother"
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
just met my assigned personal trainer and all i could think was "i could be your mother"
went to yeg pride with the gals, i'm in the middle, looking like i'm up to something
August 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
went to yeg pride with the gals, i'm in the middle, looking like i'm up to something
i am sorry
that there are no plums
in the icebox
that you probably
wanted for breakfast
it wasn't me though
it was
the killer
anyway wanna see a cool synth?
-wendy carlos williams
that there are no plums
in the icebox
that you probably
wanted for breakfast
it wasn't me though
it was
the killer
anyway wanna see a cool synth?
-wendy carlos williams
August 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i am sorry
that there are no plums
in the icebox
that you probably
wanted for breakfast
it wasn't me though
it was
the killer
anyway wanna see a cool synth?
-wendy carlos williams
that there are no plums
in the icebox
that you probably
wanted for breakfast
it wasn't me though
it was
the killer
anyway wanna see a cool synth?
-wendy carlos williams
the subway is about a young woman who, tired of the hustle and bustle of the big city of lloydminster, AB, settles into the quiet country life in the small hamlet of lloydminster, SK
August 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the subway is about a young woman who, tired of the hustle and bustle of the big city of lloydminster, AB, settles into the quiet country life in the small hamlet of lloydminster, SK
i'm basically the main character of chappell roan the subway
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i'm basically the main character of chappell roan the subway
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The Kiss Cam at that Coldplay show caused such a scandal it makes me glad they didn’t also cut away to the Full Penetration Cam. Who knows what might have happened!!!
July 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Kiss Cam at that Coldplay show caused such a scandal it makes me glad they didn’t also cut away to the Full Penetration Cam. Who knows what might have happened!!!
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what if this is how i laughed
July 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
what if this is how i laughed
on the positive side, this is how i looked last night lol
July 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
on the positive side, this is how i looked last night lol