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Elise Schuenke

@troubledminnesotan.bsky.social

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I'm a cryptid from Minnesota who makes comics and doodles and a lot of puns They/them Rep’d by Jessica Mileo at Inkwell Management Literacy Agency Patreon: patreon.com/troubledminnesotan Comics: eliseschuenke.itch.io Tumblr: troubledminnesotan.tumblr.com

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · Nov 14

Hello new followers! I’m Elise and I’m a Minnesotan based comic artist and cryptid! Welcome and prepare for puns and shenanigans.

Patreon: www.patreon.com/troubledminn...

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Zines: eliseschuenke.itch.io

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First panel: a young woman suggests making soup to her girlfriend in bed

Second panel: the two girlfriends walk to the grocery store holding hands

Third panel: they are grabbing ingredients from the vegetable aisle

Fourth panel: their groceries which consists of vegetable stock, two cans of coconut milk, a bag of various goods and a set of chicken thighs

Two young siblings talk and play video games while the grown up versions of them stand facing away. They are surrounded by various video game related tech and games. The title: Near You Beside You

First panel: A person gets out of bed looking stressed.

Second panel: the person is starting to put on a sweatshirt with a dark cloud of swirling thoughts around their head.

Third panel: it turns out the person has put the sweater on backwards and the hood flops over their head with the appropriate sound effect saying FLOP

Fourth panel: the person stands confused with the hood still over their face

Fifth panel: the person starts shaking with laughter saying “…pfft.”

Sixth panel: the person leaves the bedroom laughing to themselves

First panel: Link from Legend of Zelda stands at a triforce altar with the master sword sitting in stone.

Second panel: Link stares nervously at the master sword before him with the floating text, “deep down, you know”

Third panel: his hand reaches out to the sword’s handle

In between the third and fourth panel, the text says: “you weren’t built for fighting”

Fourth panel: at the last second, his hand clenches away, shaking as it hesitates to grab the sword

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 13h

When I get home, I’ll see if I still have the file! I’ll send it your way if I do find it

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 14h

LETS FREAKING GO GAYMERSSS

Fields of Mistria ✨ Out Now in Early Access @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 17h

✨Fields of Mistria's latest roadmap is here!
Update 4: The Mines Update arrives in early 2026, featuring the conclusion of the Mines Storyline and a secret bachelorette! Plus a glimpse at what’s planned for 1.0. 💙
🔗 Read more: www.fieldsofmistria.com/post/fields-...

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Bayleaf 🍃 @iceghost.bsky.social · 17h

Little Nico ink for warmup

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

I’m very sleepy but in my defense I’m also very gay

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d

For the first time in history renewable energy sources are now generating more power than coal worldwide.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Global renewable energy generation surpasses coal for first time

Record solar expansion and steady wind growth driving world’s shift away from fossil fuels in 2025, report finds

www.theguardian.com

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 1d

They WHAT

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Bex Glendining @lgions.bsky.social · 1d

On Starlit Shores, a YA urban fantasy graphic novel, follows Alex as she returns to her home town of Indigo Harbor after her grandmothers death and soon discovers that all is not what it seems. Who is Elizabeth and what was her relation to Alex's grandmother?

more here - bio.site/lgions

panel from on starlit shores. birdseye view. alex stands in her grandmas bedroom as she tries to muster up the courage to start clearing out her room

panel. alex holds a glowing bottle that explodes with light

alex and grim sit on some steps. alex is eating a donut. grim is looking at something else
text -
alex: looks like you've made a 'friend'
grim: shut up and eat your food.

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 1d

Happy book birthday!!! 💜

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 1d

You can also be like my mom and order Angelica and the Bear Prince, in fact!!! It’s out now! 🐻‍❄️

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 2d

YEAHHHHHH THATS THE GOOD SHIT

Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 2d

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIIIIIN

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 2d

THE FORECAST FOR THE WEEK IS ALL UNDER 70 DEGREES FINALLY I CAN THRIVE AND WEAR LAYERSSS

Woman being pierced by a beam of light in the middle of the crowd and she is ecstatic with the power it gives her

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 2d

It’s Banned Books Week, and I don’t need you to buy my book as a solve for it (but buy it if you want to! That’s still extremely cool of you)—I need you to show up for your public libraries and your schools!

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 5d

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO HEAR

Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 5d

Shoutout to my middle school art teacher who bought me this book and gave it to me in class 😭 she doesn’t know she was part of history

Blue book with a blue haired manga boy and the title How to Draw Manga

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 5d

My entire education as a student with autism and ADHD is paved with a handful of teachers who had such compassion and encouraged me in my storytelling and art and I’ll always be grateful for them for helping me feel a little less out of place in the American school system

Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 5d

as a neurodivergent & also weird kid school was hell for me, though these days I struggle to remember the names of all the teachers who bullied me. But the three that treated me like a person have never left me. Now more than ever, I hope you all try your best to stay unsquishable!

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 5d

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

I genuinely want this place to succeed and I guarantee you many people feel the same way. It has been a genuine breath of fresh air away from the bird app but it requires you to not do things in a vacuum outside of peer review and communication

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

Us: hey we have concerns about your moderation and how it allows bullies to thrive while the victims are actively silenced and kicked off

Bluesky: lol waffles

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

It doesn’t inspire confidence in your audience’s trust in your ability to listen to earnest concerns when you meme in our faces instead of actually engaging in meaningful discussion with us

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 6d

Look here if you can't find your reps! Call them, *especially* your red ones, and tell them trans healthcare will NOT be used as a bargaining chip to end the shutdown. Intimidation with numbers guys

🌌PHUZ Face🌌 @phuzface.bsky.social · 7d

i went to congress.gov/members put in my zip and called all my reps and senators. even ted fucking cruz. it was painless. it makes a difference. they HAVE to pass the message along.

congress.gov

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

Happy birthday Keezy! 💜💜💜

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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for entrusting me with your beautiful pages!!! I’m so proud of you Bex, congrats on your book!!! 💜💜💜

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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 7d

Covid is rampant right now so please get the newest booster if you haven't yet. I have multiple friends and a neighbor with covid right now. The pharmacist might still ask in person if you're high risk (I wasn't asked, my partner was) but you don't have to give details or proof and just say yes.

Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 7d

To clarify: you currently do not need to say WHY or HOW you qualify for each vaccine if you schedule online at a CVS or a Walgreens. You just tick a box and they trust you. The pharmacist administering the shot won’t ask either

You can get 3-4 vaccines at once

Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 7d

If you need vaccines (25-26 Covid booster, flu, pneumonia, etc), CVS is currently very much doing a “tick this box if you qualify for this vaccine” method of self-verification for online vaccine scheduling so GO GET YOUR SHOTS before this CDC stuff gets more insane

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