Fuck fake friends

Some people wear kindness like a mask, but if you watch closely, the cracks always show.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

that’s right.

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.

I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.

But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

An identify change wouldn’t help all the bad shit you did.