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Christopher Coleman
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No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I suppose you clowns spent your Friday night getting laid, getting paid or getting sautee'd. Here I am being all productive and shit, up to episode 15 now.
YT at the radio station behind the mic, rocking a salmon t-shirt, a black beanie, a black hoodie, a faint scowl and unruly facial hair.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Revised thanks to a buddy of mine, with a bigger ear, and the recycling logo at the bottom left changed to the kanji for "goth"
grab the text from the post above this, I ain't retyping that.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Thoughts, feelings?
Goth Industrial Complex fake Ikea instructions poster with Denmark FM logo. First frame, Ikea bloke pointing to an ear with 'x1 mono or x2 stereo' next to it and an old style radio with 'x1 radio or streaming device' next to it Second frame, Ikea guy holding a record between two noisy speakers giving a ZZZZ speech bubble, frowning and a red X next to it Third frame, thumb pressing radio button with a Denmark FM building with a giant broadcast tower on top Final frame, a sketch of the Ikea guy looking like a goth with a green check mark and Ikea guy in blue hair, bandanna and goggles, cyber/industrial style. Bottom line, a recycling logo with 99.7 in the middle and DMK-FM added below it, two other recycling logos I didn't change which should confuse Korean people, and "Saturdays at 8PM Repeated Thursdays at 9PM" text in the middle, and on the right, clip art of an old Joy Division tour poster, a bat hanging from the border of the final frame, and a rivet (as in rivetheads, industrial fans)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Well, shit, I love to come home to emails like this:
"Are you able to join me on the Breakfast show next Thursday to have a quick chat about GIC? Let's launch it next Saturday night and we'll have enough time to do it justice with promotion next week."
Goth/Industrial Complex radio show logo - two blue wrens with headphones, one with goth girl hair and an ankh necklace, one with a green mohawk and a gas mask - with white background. The blue wren with headphones by itself is the Denmark FM logo.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Kirov war blimps from Command and Conquer Red Alert 2
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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OK, I need to know, where do I get one of these hats? For a second, I thought that was a gameboy cart on it. I'm not joking, it's cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Holly Johnson cropped out of a Frankie Goes to Hollywood publicity photo to showcase a very cool looking hat.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I also would have gone with Devil's Rain.
Ernest Borgnine in a red hood throwing up the horns.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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They've got this gear here called "Nutri Grain" that isn't half bad either, but it doesn't have any fancy shit in it, just tastes reasonable. Also, at least 40% of the appeal is writing "Nutri Groin" on a grocery list.
Australian box art for Kellogg's Nutri Grain Cereal (470g)
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I'd rather be Haggar than the shark. If you've never played "Final Fight", Haggar is so cool, he spins his arms around, goes "uuuuuUURURRRRRRRUUUUuuGHHH" and everyone goes flying. Can a shark do that? No.
Haggar from "Final Fight" pile driving a shark, from someone called jnkboy's deviant art page.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Low effort, but I'm a low effort guy.
Drake meme - top left, holding his hand up and hiding in distress next to "nuggets trending" and some bullshit about basketball bottom right, pointing right and vibing to the photo next to it of someone eating chicken nuggets.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Science had a solution ages back.
Sock suspenders. Not at all more annoying than the feeling of a sock slipping down, I'm sure.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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See? I really do go to a radio station.
DJ's eye view - you can see Audacity recording, music mixing/coordination software for radio stations, and my script in the top corner. Bottom right you can see the corner of the mix panel.. and that big black blob is the mic on a boom arm. Me practicing tongue twisters into the mic in a by no means artificially saucy pose for social media. Me throwing up the horns with a dickheadish expression on my face and Sennheisers on my ears.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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This Ranma 1/2 remake is great.. second season in, still enjoying it.. I should've watched the original more back in the day.
Screencap of the latest Ranma 1/2 relaunch episode, S02E06 - TV footage of a giant glowing panda and a giant glowing perverted grandpa facing each other while townsfolk run away and the subtitle "This footage was taken by a local resident"
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Yes, it certainly is.
"Whatever it is you're" for "I'm against it!" in the style of Mamdani's political signs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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HELLO ALFIE!!!!!!!!!!!

He is going commando, but I don't remember seeing any of li'l Alf.
Screencap from Sega Master System Alf, based on the TV show, complete with a dodgy government agent in a zoot suit about to molest Alf in an odd looking living room. Oh, and Alf has three lives and no cash and no inventory. Did I mention 0 score too? Lift your game, screencap taker.
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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"No, man, don't put that Ark bullshit there, we need the room in the archive in case she posts again"
End of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when the Ark of the Covenant is stored in a mysterious archive full of dangerous and powerful delights.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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What, no love for the C64 conversion, he asked quietly sobbing for what could have been.
Screencap from the decidedly lousy Commodore 64 conversion of the arcade game "Dragon Spirit"
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Did you play Fallout New Vegas?
Fisto from the game "Fallout New Vegas" says "I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Hieronymus Bosch painting, "Christ in Limbo"
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Caillou's face inside Mr Driller's body. You probably wouldn't get it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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So apparently a minimum amount of ... whatever unit it's measured in.. apparently a minimum amount of fucktogrades of Vitamin D in a healthy male is about 50, and my blood test said I've got about 15 fucktogrades.
"He wants the D" in a Disney font.
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Graphic of a typewriter, more than likely from a NES game with "PLEASE ENTER YOUR RANK" and a list of "Doomscroller, reply guy, thirst trap, shitposter, troll, influencer" - edited from the original screecap which had the list "rookie, sleuth, private eye, investigator, ace detective"
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM