Christopher Coleman
@trouserpayload.bsky.social
No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
If you'd also like to see God, try going without caffeine for a week, then sculling a Red Bull. Be sure nearby walls can be bounced off beforehand.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If you'd also like to see God, try going without caffeine for a week, then sculling a Red Bull. Be sure nearby walls can be bounced off beforehand.
This coleslaw one reminds me of one of my favourite jokes, goes down a treat at professional gatherings and family events:
Do you know the difference between potato salad and anal sex?
Want to go on a picnic?
Do you know the difference between potato salad and anal sex?
Want to go on a picnic?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This coleslaw one reminds me of one of my favourite jokes, goes down a treat at professional gatherings and family events:
Do you know the difference between potato salad and anal sex?
Want to go on a picnic?
Do you know the difference between potato salad and anal sex?
Want to go on a picnic?
You magnificent bastard.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You magnificent bastard.
You're all good, man, why would you? I'm the king of insecurity most of the time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You're all good, man, why would you? I'm the king of insecurity most of the time.
Why do I even bother to post stuff on this fuc...
Wait, I mean, "oh! You must have missed all the posts I've made where I talk about being a DJ with my own show for local community radio."
Wait, I mean, "oh! You must have missed all the posts I've made where I talk about being a DJ with my own show for local community radio."
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why do I even bother to post stuff on this fuc...
Wait, I mean, "oh! You must have missed all the posts I've made where I talk about being a DJ with my own show for local community radio."
Wait, I mean, "oh! You must have missed all the posts I've made where I talk about being a DJ with my own show for local community radio."
That, and a shitbird is filling my ears.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
That, and a shitbird is filling my ears.
postpunk vs posthardcore vs fuck's sake vs why did I even ask vs guess I need to see if I like any My Chemical Romance Songs vs fuck all this, I've got plenty of other stuff to get on with.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
postpunk vs posthardcore vs fuck's sake vs why did I even ask vs guess I need to see if I like any My Chemical Romance Songs vs fuck all this, I've got plenty of other stuff to get on with.
Revised thanks to a buddy of mine, with a bigger ear, and the recycling logo at the bottom left changed to the kanji for "goth"
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Revised thanks to a buddy of mine, with a bigger ear, and the recycling logo at the bottom left changed to the kanji for "goth"
I get irrationally angry every time I hear "Piano Man", and I'm not even sure why, aside from the obvious.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I get irrationally angry every time I hear "Piano Man", and I'm not even sure why, aside from the obvious.
I do believe this is the hardest I've laughed at a skeet in a long time. Excellent work!
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I do believe this is the hardest I've laughed at a skeet in a long time. Excellent work!
Noice.
What's playing in the background?
What's playing in the background?
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Noice.
What's playing in the background?
What's playing in the background?
Cherry and lemon meringue are in there, that's all I need to know.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cherry and lemon meringue are in there, that's all I need to know.