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Christopher Coleman
@trouserpayload.bsky.social
No talent ass clown, village idiot and dedicated follower of Onan.
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Well, apparently I'm on bluesky now. Gave up on Facebook, it felt like shouting into the void while pissing into a rainstorm, but I could use somewhere else to post things nobody cares about, so....
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November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I suppose you clowns spent your Friday night getting laid, getting paid or getting sautee'd. Here I am being all productive and shit, up to episode 15 now.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Tonight...
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Should I do an emo themed show for the Goth/Industrial Complex? I never got into it at the time, couldn't name more than maybe 2 emo bands, but they seem to be at least tangientially related to goth by some folks.

Suppose I could just listen to it, and if I like it, yes, if I don't, no.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Thoughts, feelings?
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
How does my house have three different locations on the same map?
Transmission #439 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)

1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Well, shit, I love to come home to emails like this:
"Are you able to join me on the Breakfast show next Thursday to have a quick chat about GIC? Let's launch it next Saturday night and we'll have enough time to do it justice with promotion next week."
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Breakfast of champions: two end pieces of a loaf of wholemeal bread toasted, with peanut butter and mustard.

I am all that is man.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so, Charlie Brown!
If You Run Into an Asshole in the Morning, You Ran Into an Asshole. If You Run into Assholes All Day, You're the Asshole, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me when I met Sarah Blasko after a gig (2006)
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Going to find out when the show airs in the next couple days, apparently.
a bald man in a red shirt is standing in front of a punching bag and smiling .
Alt: Shaq doing an excited shoulder shimmy
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sitting here just vibing, because fuck everything and everyone else, at least for a song or so.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SB...
Underworld - King Of Snake (Everything...)
YouTube video by 3xrymek
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Any thoughts or feelings on what ohGr or Foetus tracks deserve airplay the most?
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They knew what was up in 1969.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EGa...
Cromagnon - Caledonia (Official Music Video) - [Music 1969]
YouTube video by Rotorelief Records
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Recorded this last night and fucked about with Audacity.. not sure the quality's good enough, but I like the concept.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUgj...
Sample 30 second spot (needs correct airtime)
YouTube video by steempy1973
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm eating a toasted wholemeal peanut butter and Heinz Burger Sauce sandwich, and it's actually pretty good.

Yes, I'm 52, why do you ask?
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
OK, I need to know, where do I get one of these hats? For a second, I thought that was a gameboy cart on it. I'm not joking, it's cooler than the other side of the pillow.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I must've done something right, now I'm getting tons of dog pics instead of cat pics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxM7...
The Fauves- Dogs Are The Best People (HD)
YouTube video by Mark Bakaitis
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM