Truett
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Saying "bonk" is like a meme for little kids
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Saying "bonk" is like a meme for little kids
"boymacculate conception"
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"boymacculate conception"
I do have SOME grit, at least in the sense that I have set up 2 different portal accounts in the past 2 days
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I do have SOME grit, at least in the sense that I have set up 2 different portal accounts in the past 2 days
The worst part of the song "Last Christmas" is "Tell me, baby [who I gave my heart to last Christmas], do you recognize me?" & then their presumed answer is No. What's going on there?? That relationship was on shaky legs to start with if a year later they don't even recognize you.
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The worst part of the song "Last Christmas" is "Tell me, baby [who I gave my heart to last Christmas], do you recognize me?" & then their presumed answer is No. What's going on there?? That relationship was on shaky legs to start with if a year later they don't even recognize you.
Parkland Hospital is shaped like a big sewing machine SEND
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Parkland Hospital is shaped like a big sewing machine SEND
Ok, so: to find a psychiatrist, you have to THINK like a psychiatrist...
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ok, so: to find a psychiatrist, you have to THINK like a psychiatrist...
Why is Google Photos so different from how every other app works? Why is it so opaque? "Delete this album? All of these photos will still remain in Google Photos. Where will they now live? We shan't say"
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why is Google Photos so different from how every other app works? Why is it so opaque? "Delete this album? All of these photos will still remain in Google Photos. Where will they now live? We shan't say"
Je ne sais quoi-tism 😍
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Je ne sais quoi-tism 😍
Never stop asking if Ben & Jerry explored each other's bodies
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Never stop asking if Ben & Jerry explored each other's bodies
Very proud to announce my car engine's new career– singing, for some reason. Mezzo-soprano. With beautiful vibrato
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Very proud to announce my car engine's new career– singing, for some reason. Mezzo-soprano. With beautiful vibrato
You're meeting me at a very unc time in my life
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You're meeting me at a very unc time in my life
Eighteen, nineteen, lemon, twelve, thirteen! -niece
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Eighteen, nineteen, lemon, twelve, thirteen! -niece
Am I the only person on the planet that tries to manually organize my phone pictures? I fear the answer is yes
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Am I the only person on the planet that tries to manually organize my phone pictures? I fear the answer is yes
The real star of the show today is digestive enzyme supplements 💗
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The real star of the show today is digestive enzyme supplements 💗
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
Like a cometLIKE A SHIP BLOWN FROM IT'S MOORING
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Like a cometLIKE A SHIP BLOWN FROM IT'S MOORING
Inexplicable urge to post about OTC pain relief
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Inexplicable urge to post about OTC pain relief
Very helpfully reflecting on how I don't accomplish anything even things I really want & am basically useless
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Very helpfully reflecting on how I don't accomplish anything even things I really want & am basically useless
The time will pass anyway!!! 🙁
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The time will pass anyway!!! 🙁
Just found out the psychiatrist I talked to a week ago has died??? It's crazy that people can die, like 40 year old people can just fucking die. Idk this is me processing
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just found out the psychiatrist I talked to a week ago has died??? It's crazy that people can die, like 40 year old people can just fucking die. Idk this is me processing
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ROOKIE COP: All the rain is making it hard to gather evidence.
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ROOKIE COP: All the rain is making it hard to gather evidence.
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
Why isn't Madame Morrible ever called a witch
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why isn't Madame Morrible ever called a witch
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deadass low-key whatever
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
deadass low-key whatever