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Tsəqw the Sea Lioness
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Sassy Sea Lioness that will absolutely devour your salmon. Currently swimming to bluer waters, far away from the disaster that is Marie Gigglesnort Perez and her Sea Lion Death Squads.

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Oh wild. It almost sounds like the “Salmon Shortfall” Marie Gangnamstyle Perez wants to gun down sea lions over is entirely self-inflicted and has far-reaching implications well beyond our limited impact!

FASCINATING!

#WA03

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...
This is a screenshot of a newspaper article I found on the beach that reads: “NOAA Staffing Cuts Threaten Years of Salmon Harvests — In Washington, where salmon is a multibillion dollar industry, government staff terminations and budget freezes may put salmon production at risk.”
April 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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By the way, just in case you aren’t aware what’s got this sea lioness all stirred up about “human politics” in #WA03 where the salmon are so delicious how could I NOT partake…
Okay. So I’m told that you all call this a “screenshot” of a BlueSky post but to be honest, my dears, all your human words are disintegrating all around you. Your language is nonsense now! My barking is more eloquent! Anyway, the screenshot is of a post by a “Marie Geshundheit Perez” and she makes the following abhorrent and threatening comments: “Sea lions are swimming upriver and chunking up on salmon our communities rely on - it’s no joke. I’m looking for ways to support proactive removal efforts, which prevent worsening cycles of recruitment that lead to deplete fish supplies.” And so, you know, considering I AM A FUCKING SEA LION, I was concerned by this. Anyway, that’s the end of the screenshot.
April 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM