Tsəqw the Sea Lioness
@tseqwthesealion.bsky.social
Sassy Sea Lioness that will absolutely devour your salmon. Currently swimming to bluer waters, far away from the disaster that is Marie Gigglesnort Perez and her Sea Lion Death Squads.
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Pinned
By the way, just in case you aren’t aware what’s got this sea lioness all stirred up about “human politics” in #WA03 where the salmon are so delicious how could I NOT partake…
I’m gettin’ myself out of the reach of Marie Gaggleklomp Perez and gonna find some cleaner water to catch fish and raise my cubs.
Americans are by and large THE WORST and even if they get out from under the Orange Demon they’ll just figure out some other way to threaten me and mine.
Sayonara!
Americans are by and large THE WORST and even if they get out from under the Orange Demon they’ll just figure out some other way to threaten me and mine.
Sayonara!
May 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m gettin’ myself out of the reach of Marie Gaggleklomp Perez and gonna find some cleaner water to catch fish and raise my cubs.
Americans are by and large THE WORST and even if they get out from under the Orange Demon they’ll just figure out some other way to threaten me and mine.
Sayonara!
Americans are by and large THE WORST and even if they get out from under the Orange Demon they’ll just figure out some other way to threaten me and mine.
Sayonara!
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Besalynn James is one of at least 114 missing Indigenous persons in Washington. The Lummi Elder has been missing for 100 days and her family is frustrated with law enforcement efforts.
May 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Besalynn James is one of at least 114 missing Indigenous persons in Washington. The Lummi Elder has been missing for 100 days and her family is frustrated with law enforcement efforts.
The Seattle Storm won their preseason opener by 20! Amazing things happen when women work together.
Marie Ginandtonic Perez would prefer that women not vote. She’s on no one’s team but her own.
Marie Ginandtonic Perez would prefer that women not vote. She’s on no one’s team but her own.
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Seattle Storm won their preseason opener by 20! Amazing things happen when women work together.
Marie Ginandtonic Perez would prefer that women not vote. She’s on no one’s team but her own.
Marie Ginandtonic Perez would prefer that women not vote. She’s on no one’s team but her own.
I’m glad Patty Murray is picking up Marie Grumplestiltskin Perez’s slack.
It is a LOT of slack, though.
Murray is like the Gyarados to Perez’s Magikarp.
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It is a LOT of slack, though.
Murray is like the Gyarados to Perez’s Magikarp.
🐟
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m glad Patty Murray is picking up Marie Grumplestiltskin Perez’s slack.
It is a LOT of slack, though.
Murray is like the Gyarados to Perez’s Magikarp.
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It is a LOT of slack, though.
Murray is like the Gyarados to Perez’s Magikarp.
🐟
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Trump is targeting trans Americans and attacking all LGBTQ+ people, using the full force of government. That's wrong.
And that's why it's more important than ever to fight for equal protection under the law. Nothing more, nothing less. Proud to help reintroduce the #EqualityAct.
And that's why it's more important than ever to fight for equal protection under the law. Nothing more, nothing less. Proud to help reintroduce the #EqualityAct.
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Trump is targeting trans Americans and attacking all LGBTQ+ people, using the full force of government. That's wrong.
And that's why it's more important than ever to fight for equal protection under the law. Nothing more, nothing less. Proud to help reintroduce the #EqualityAct.
And that's why it's more important than ever to fight for equal protection under the law. Nothing more, nothing less. Proud to help reintroduce the #EqualityAct.
Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.
April 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hot damn, the Mariners are chowing down on some Marlin tonight!
Myself, I prefer salmon.
It’s a texture thing. Also the face being essentially a giant nail is problematic af
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MGP stills sucks, vote for me!
Myself, I prefer salmon.
It’s a texture thing. Also the face being essentially a giant nail is problematic af
🐟
MGP stills sucks, vote for me!
April 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hot damn, the Mariners are chowing down on some Marlin tonight!
Myself, I prefer salmon.
It’s a texture thing. Also the face being essentially a giant nail is problematic af
🐟
MGP stills sucks, vote for me!
Myself, I prefer salmon.
It’s a texture thing. Also the face being essentially a giant nail is problematic af
🐟
MGP stills sucks, vote for me!
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This a devastating loss for women’s health research.
It is not efficient to destroy lifesaving research on women's health care.
I'm calling on every member of Congress to join me in demanding that the Trump administration reverses course.
It is not efficient to destroy lifesaving research on women's health care.
I'm calling on every member of Congress to join me in demanding that the Trump administration reverses course.
NIH guts its first and largest study centered on women
The Women’s Health Initiative has produced numerous influential findings
www.science.org
April 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This a devastating loss for women’s health research.
It is not efficient to destroy lifesaving research on women's health care.
I'm calling on every member of Congress to join me in demanding that the Trump administration reverses course.
It is not efficient to destroy lifesaving research on women's health care.
I'm calling on every member of Congress to join me in demanding that the Trump administration reverses course.
When they start clearcutting Willapa Bay and Long Island in #WA03 make sure and remember Marie Glossycoat Perez prioritized shooting baby sea lions and “serving the needs” of loggers.
April 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When they start clearcutting Willapa Bay and Long Island in #WA03 make sure and remember Marie Glossycoat Perez prioritized shooting baby sea lions and “serving the needs” of loggers.
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The Interior Department announced late yesterday that it will fast-track approvals for coal, gas, oil, and mineral projects on public lands.
April 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Interior Department announced late yesterday that it will fast-track approvals for coal, gas, oil, and mineral projects on public lands.
Senator Patty Murray is spending more time in Vancouver than the #WA03 Representative.
Guess she knows she’s got a lotta slack to pick up.
Senator Patty Murray?
You get a salmon.
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Guess she knows she’s got a lotta slack to pick up.
Senator Patty Murray?
You get a salmon.
🍣
April 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Senator Patty Murray is spending more time in Vancouver than the #WA03 Representative.
Guess she knows she’s got a lotta slack to pick up.
Senator Patty Murray?
You get a salmon.
🍣
Guess she knows she’s got a lotta slack to pick up.
Senator Patty Murray?
You get a salmon.
🍣
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I heard directly from folks in Vancouver today about how Trump's tariffs are hurting businesses in WA state and driving up costs.
Republicans cannot keep ignoring this Trump-driven chaos. They need to work with Democrats & reverse these tariffs ASAP.
Republicans cannot keep ignoring this Trump-driven chaos. They need to work with Democrats & reverse these tariffs ASAP.
April 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I heard directly from folks in Vancouver today about how Trump's tariffs are hurting businesses in WA state and driving up costs.
Republicans cannot keep ignoring this Trump-driven chaos. They need to work with Democrats & reverse these tariffs ASAP.
Republicans cannot keep ignoring this Trump-driven chaos. They need to work with Democrats & reverse these tariffs ASAP.
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On this day in 1947, Jack Roosevelt Robinson bravely walked through that door and changed this country for the better. Here’s my painting of the great man at Ebbets Field, August 28, 1949.
April 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
On this day in 1947, Jack Roosevelt Robinson bravely walked through that door and changed this country for the better. Here’s my painting of the great man at Ebbets Field, August 28, 1949.
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The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
Damn, Mariners! Lost 8-4 to Cincinnati?
If I wanted to get dominated by Midwesterners in red hats, I’d vote for Marie Grinderclamp Perez…
If I wanted to get dominated by Midwesterners in red hats, I’d vote for Marie Grinderclamp Perez…
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Damn, Mariners! Lost 8-4 to Cincinnati?
If I wanted to get dominated by Midwesterners in red hats, I’d vote for Marie Grinderclamp Perez…
If I wanted to get dominated by Midwesterners in red hats, I’d vote for Marie Grinderclamp Perez…
You think I look awkward flopping around on land? Imagine what it’s been like for ME lookin’ at Marie Googlescamp Perez flop around in the House of Representatives!
Woof!
#WA03
Woof!
#WA03
April 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You think I look awkward flopping around on land? Imagine what it’s been like for ME lookin’ at Marie Googlescamp Perez flop around in the House of Representatives!
Woof!
#WA03
Woof!
#WA03
Wow, guess it’s a good thing I’m an aquatic animal and it’s not as easy to “burn down” my house!
No salmon for Cody Balmer, though! YOU’RE CUT OFF, ASSHOLE! I’m eating your share right now…and I’m not even hungry.
Seriously though, you mainlanders are sick hushpuppies.
apnews.com/article/josh...
No salmon for Cody Balmer, though! YOU’RE CUT OFF, ASSHOLE! I’m eating your share right now…and I’m not even hungry.
Seriously though, you mainlanders are sick hushpuppies.
apnews.com/article/josh...
What to know about Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and the alleged arson at his official residence
Authorities have identified the suspect as 38-year-old Cody Balmer, of Harrisburg, they are investigating how the break-in occurred and the motive for it.
apnews.com
April 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wow, guess it’s a good thing I’m an aquatic animal and it’s not as easy to “burn down” my house!
No salmon for Cody Balmer, though! YOU’RE CUT OFF, ASSHOLE! I’m eating your share right now…and I’m not even hungry.
Seriously though, you mainlanders are sick hushpuppies.
apnews.com/article/josh...
No salmon for Cody Balmer, though! YOU’RE CUT OFF, ASSHOLE! I’m eating your share right now…and I’m not even hungry.
Seriously though, you mainlanders are sick hushpuppies.
apnews.com/article/josh...
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Full disclosure: my entire seder plate this year was salmon. Not very traditional, I know. But in these difficult times, tradition must be adapted!
Chag Pesach Sameach to everyone but Marie Gross-Rosen Perez!
Chag Pesach Sameach to everyone but Marie Gross-Rosen Perez!
April 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Full disclosure: my entire seder plate this year was salmon. Not very traditional, I know. But in these difficult times, tradition must be adapted!
Chag Pesach Sameach to everyone but Marie Gross-Rosen Perez!
Chag Pesach Sameach to everyone but Marie Gross-Rosen Perez!
Women play key role in getting @gluesenkampperez.house.gov elected; she returns the favor by voting to curtail women’s rights to vote, including her own.
If any of y’all can still vote in ‘26, you should give this feisty sea lioness a chance. I’ve never infringed on a woman’s right to choose. #WA03
If any of y’all can still vote in ‘26, you should give this feisty sea lioness a chance. I’ve never infringed on a woman’s right to choose. #WA03
April 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Women play key role in getting @gluesenkampperez.house.gov elected; she returns the favor by voting to curtail women’s rights to vote, including her own.
If any of y’all can still vote in ‘26, you should give this feisty sea lioness a chance. I’ve never infringed on a woman’s right to choose. #WA03
If any of y’all can still vote in ‘26, you should give this feisty sea lioness a chance. I’ve never infringed on a woman’s right to choose. #WA03
Marie Glugglugglug Perez just voted Yea on the SAVE Act, which would disenfranchise millions of American voters, particularly women.
So I guess she’s already decided not to run for reelection!
#WA03
So I guess she’s already decided not to run for reelection!
#WA03
April 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Marie Glugglugglug Perez just voted Yea on the SAVE Act, which would disenfranchise millions of American voters, particularly women.
So I guess she’s already decided not to run for reelection!
#WA03
So I guess she’s already decided not to run for reelection!
#WA03
Oh wild. It almost sounds like the “Salmon Shortfall” Marie Gangnamstyle Perez wants to gun down sea lions over is entirely self-inflicted and has far-reaching implications well beyond our limited impact!
FASCINATING!
#WA03
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...
FASCINATING!
#WA03
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...
April 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh wild. It almost sounds like the “Salmon Shortfall” Marie Gangnamstyle Perez wants to gun down sea lions over is entirely self-inflicted and has far-reaching implications well beyond our limited impact!
FASCINATING!
#WA03
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...
FASCINATING!
#WA03
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/c...
How about I pause the hell outta those terroriffs with my incredible
SEA LIONESS POWERS!
ACTIVAAAAAATE!
*absolutely devastates a salmon*
SEA LIONESS POWERS!
ACTIVAAAAAATE!
*absolutely devastates a salmon*
April 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How about I pause the hell outta those terroriffs with my incredible
SEA LIONESS POWERS!
ACTIVAAAAAATE!
*absolutely devastates a salmon*
SEA LIONESS POWERS!
ACTIVAAAAAATE!
*absolutely devastates a salmon*
Don’t fuck with us, Marie. Doesn’t matter whether we’re in #WA03 or off the coast of Los Angeles, we’re all (literally) sick and tired of your human shit.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...
Sea lions are attacking people in the waters off California’s coast. Here’s why | CNN
Along some seventy plus miles of southern California coastline, usually curious and playful sea lions are attacking humans in the water. At unprecedented levels, the animals are being poisoned by the ...
amp.cnn.com
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Don’t fuck with us, Marie. Doesn’t matter whether we’re in #WA03 or off the coast of Los Angeles, we’re all (literally) sick and tired of your human shit.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...
Why does everything wanna evolve into a crab?
Eeeeevvvvrrrrrryyybooooddyyyyyy wants to beeeee aaaaa craaaaab (were the original, traditional sea lion lyrics until Tears for Fears purchased the rights for the song for six salmon and…we should have held out for more in retrospect).
Eeeeevvvvrrrrrryyybooooddyyyyyy wants to beeeee aaaaa craaaaab (were the original, traditional sea lion lyrics until Tears for Fears purchased the rights for the song for six salmon and…we should have held out for more in retrospect).
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Why does everything wanna evolve into a crab?
Eeeeevvvvrrrrrryyybooooddyyyyyy wants to beeeee aaaaa craaaaab (were the original, traditional sea lion lyrics until Tears for Fears purchased the rights for the song for six salmon and…we should have held out for more in retrospect).
Eeeeevvvvrrrrrryyybooooddyyyyyy wants to beeeee aaaaa craaaaab (were the original, traditional sea lion lyrics until Tears for Fears purchased the rights for the song for six salmon and…we should have held out for more in retrospect).