Tsəqw the Sea Lioness
@tseqwthesealion.bsky.social
Sassy Sea Lioness that will absolutely devour your salmon. Currently swimming to bluer waters, far away from the disaster that is Marie Gigglesnort Perez and her Sea Lion Death Squads.
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The upshot being that with fewer cargo ships in the water, I have the freedom to catch and eat EVEN MORE SALMON!
April 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The upshot being that with fewer cargo ships in the water, I have the freedom to catch and eat EVEN MORE SALMON!
It’ll be a lot happier once a certain district representative minds her own human business instead of mine!
But thank you!
Have a salmon.
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But thank you!
Have a salmon.
🍣
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’ll be a lot happier once a certain district representative minds her own human business instead of mine!
But thank you!
Have a salmon.
🍣
But thank you!
Have a salmon.
🍣
Politicians love to talk about how there’s nothing up their sleeves and wave their wand while they take away your voting rights.
I just eat salmon and attack traitors on sight…because I’m not a politician.
I’m a sea lioness.
I just eat salmon and attack traitors on sight…because I’m not a politician.
I’m a sea lioness.
April 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Politicians love to talk about how there’s nothing up their sleeves and wave their wand while they take away your voting rights.
I just eat salmon and attack traitors on sight…because I’m not a politician.
I’m a sea lioness.
I just eat salmon and attack traitors on sight…because I’m not a politician.
I’m a sea lioness.
That’s obscene!
April 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That’s obscene!