turbo
@turbo.bsky.social
Working in the intersection of data science & cyber security / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat / I collect hobbies like other people collect comic books. turbocodr on that other site
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turbo
@turbo.bsky.social
· Oct 28
A bit of an intro to me. I work in data science and cyber security research, but don’t post much about that because companies don’t like sharing and also I always doubt myself. My hobby is collecting hobbies and love nothing more than going deep into a new thing. Most of what I’ll post will be that
I REALLY want to go to TyphoonCon someday. Mostly to eat all the Korean food, but also to learn offensive security shit. But I think the only way I'll get there is to come up with a talk to present (and get it accepted)
typhooncon.com
typhooncon.com
TyphoonCon – All Offensive Security Conference // Seoul // Korea 2026
typhooncon.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I REALLY want to go to TyphoonCon someday. Mostly to eat all the Korean food, but also to learn offensive security shit. But I think the only way I'll get there is to come up with a talk to present (and get it accepted)
typhooncon.com
typhooncon.com
I don't normally shill products but given it's the end of the year if you have extra HSA funds in your your account this heating/massage belt is amaaaaaazing for your lower back
hyperice.com/products/ven...
hyperice.com/products/ven...
hyperice.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don't normally shill products but given it's the end of the year if you have extra HSA funds in your your account this heating/massage belt is amaaaaaazing for your lower back
hyperice.com/products/ven...
hyperice.com/products/ven...
I did a barre inspired palates workout this morning and it was horrible. "Lets do this tiny little leg movement until your glutes start cramping, then adjust your leg position and do more reps until your entire hip region gives out and you fall to the floor. Very good, now again..."
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I did a barre inspired palates workout this morning and it was horrible. "Lets do this tiny little leg movement until your glutes start cramping, then adjust your leg position and do more reps until your entire hip region gives out and you fall to the floor. Very good, now again..."
Seattle’s busker scene is 🔥 these days. I’ve seen some pretty good musicians playing downtown at the light rail entrances
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Seattle’s busker scene is 🔥 these days. I’ve seen some pretty good musicians playing downtown at the light rail entrances
OMG I just spit my morning smoothie on my monitor reading this. Love it!
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
OMG I just spit my morning smoothie on my monitor reading this. Love it!
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As December hits, a reminder to remember what’s really important this time of year:
Sending ghosts to haunt excessively wealthy gentlemen consumed by greed.
Sending ghosts to haunt excessively wealthy gentlemen consumed by greed.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
As December hits, a reminder to remember what’s really important this time of year:
Sending ghosts to haunt excessively wealthy gentlemen consumed by greed.
Sending ghosts to haunt excessively wealthy gentlemen consumed by greed.
They always say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but I'm not so sure. Have you ever put a bowl of vinegar out? Fruit flies flock to that shit
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They always say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but I'm not so sure. Have you ever put a bowl of vinegar out? Fruit flies flock to that shit
Found this in my basement. I like to call it “How to make a sketchy situation even more sketchy”
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Found this in my basement. I like to call it “How to make a sketchy situation even more sketchy”
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Mountain lion
Saw-whet owl (really tiny cute owl)
Cottonmouth
Wild boar
Alligator snapping turtle
Mountain lion
Saw-whet owl (really tiny cute owl)
Cottonmouth
Wild boar
Alligator snapping turtle
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Terrestrial edition.
Marmot
Fox
Timber Rattler
Cougar
Black Bear
Terrestrial edition.
Marmot
Fox
Timber Rattler
Cougar
Black Bear
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Wolverine
Pika
Moose
Tarantula
Sea otter
Wolverine
Pika
Moose
Tarantula
Sea otter
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild.
Mountain lion
Saw-whet owl (really tiny cute owl)
Cottonmouth
Wild boar
Alligator snapping turtle
Mountain lion
Saw-whet owl (really tiny cute owl)
Cottonmouth
Wild boar
Alligator snapping turtle
If you aren’t making waffles out of leftover stuffing you’re doing it wrong
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you aren’t making waffles out of leftover stuffing you’re doing it wrong
I was once called a fierce listener. As a data scientist I can’t think of a better compliment.
I was also once called unfailingly kind, which really got me in the feelz. It’s something I really work to be
I was also once called unfailingly kind, which really got me in the feelz. It’s something I really work to be
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I was once called a fierce listener. As a data scientist I can’t think of a better compliment.
I was also once called unfailingly kind, which really got me in the feelz. It’s something I really work to be
I was also once called unfailingly kind, which really got me in the feelz. It’s something I really work to be
I don’t know why but the original Alien feels like a Thanksgiving movie. And not in some symbolic deep abstract way. Just something I wanna watch every thanksgiving. Anyone else?
a man is taking a shower with a monster in the shower .
ALT: a man is taking a shower with a monster in the shower .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t know why but the original Alien feels like a Thanksgiving movie. And not in some symbolic deep abstract way. Just something I wanna watch every thanksgiving. Anyone else?
I really love how the trees look after it rains when the light is kinda low. It’s like little gems clinging to the tip of each needle. There’s probably a poem in there #bonsai
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I really love how the trees look after it rains when the light is kinda low. It’s like little gems clinging to the tip of each needle. There’s probably a poem in there #bonsai
I was just looking at exposed Ollama model endpoints on shodan and ran across this article.
blogs.cisco.com/security/det...
blogs.cisco.com/security/det...
Detecting Exposed LLM Servers: A Shodan Case Study on Ollama
We uncovered 1,100+ exposed Ollama LLM servers—20% with open models—revealing critical security gaps and the need for better LLM threat monitoring.
blogs.cisco.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I was just looking at exposed Ollama model endpoints on shodan and ran across this article.
blogs.cisco.com/security/det...
blogs.cisco.com/security/det...
I got this image as a comment in one of my MRs today 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I got this image as a comment in one of my MRs today 😂
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Why are there unit tests in your research code base? Because ML hates you and wants you to fail
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why are there unit tests in your research code base? Because ML hates you and wants you to fail
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I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.
My poor confused daffodil 🌼 🌧️
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My poor confused daffodil 🌼 🌧️
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Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
I was skeptical about air fried cheese curds, but it worked out pretty well
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I was skeptical about air fried cheese curds, but it worked out pretty well
So the file Cloudflare automatically generates to protect against DDOS traffic got DDOS'd with too many entries and ran out of memory?
mashable.com/article/clou...
mashable.com/article/clou...
Cloudflare outage cause revealed: This is what happened.
What happened to Cloudflare?
mashable.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So the file Cloudflare automatically generates to protect against DDOS traffic got DDOS'd with too many entries and ran out of memory?
mashable.com/article/clou...
mashable.com/article/clou...
First stab at drawing a tree still life. Branches that angle forward or back are hard, but I like how the wiring turned out. I’ll be working on this one for a couple days probably
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
First stab at drawing a tree still life. Branches that angle forward or back are hard, but I like how the wiring turned out. I’ll be working on this one for a couple days probably
This years batch of holiday eggnog mixed add ready to rest for a month
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This years batch of holiday eggnog mixed add ready to rest for a month