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turbozilla23.bsky.social
@turbozilla23.bsky.social
He/Him
Bisexual (or pansexual, whichever)
Currently single. Poly when available
Here for art and photography
Probably plenty of NSFW, soooo...🔞
Played with a yo-yo for the first time in 25 years. A friend's kid asked me to teach her. Couldn't do tricks like I used to, but basics were still so natural to me it was genuinely freaky. She's now walking the dog like a natural. Passing on the skills, like my father before me.
a black and white drawing of a hand holding a yo-yo surrounded by the letters yo
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December 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The world hasn't gone soft. They've stolen our edge to keep their money safer. People crave the edge. Dull edges are for children.
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I always have and will love Spider-man, but the "Parker luck" has become tired and lazy. If anything good happens to Peter, you know they're going to ruin it by the end of the arc, if not the end of the issue. If they gave Peter a lasting win would get me reading again (I don't mean MJ) #Spider-man
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
May we all celebrate Christmas in a way the Ghost of Christmas Present proud.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Had to explain Oedipus Rex to a friend. The only way it could have been more awkward is if I had to explain it to my mother. (I had to explain that joke)
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Wolves
Black Bear
Whitetail Deer (including several white ones together)
Manatees
Pronghorns
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Elk
Roadrunners
Quails
Bears
Owls
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Deer
Horses (yes! 😀)
Rabbits
Snakes
Bald Eagles
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Kyle Reese didn't die just for you to make art without earning it. #Terminator #KyleReese #wwkrd
a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his mouth open
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November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We really need to start talking about how the troll mentality is harming us as a species. There are so many people that take pride in saying and doing things that are often harmful to others, themselves, or society, just to get a rise out of other people. This a serious issue we're not talking about
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Working on a short story I plan to publish with the TV off, music playing on my turntable, and my cat trying to distract me is a good way to spend an evening.
a close up of a record player playing a record on a table .
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November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I had an epiphany: Young Frankenstein is a "what if" story about what would happen if the doctor took responsibility for his creation.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What my soul craves. #nature #solitude
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A peaceful autumn day. #nature #solitude
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Red shrub in autumn. #photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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A flock of wild turkey #photography #WildlifePhotography
June 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Young buck hiding in the trees. #photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Kid at the fair. #photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Relaxing after a show. #Photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Taking a cow to a show. #Photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Dairy cow waiting for a show. #photography
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Found my cat in the new Goosebumps graphic novel. She really does make that expression. #Goosebumps #MonsterBlood
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I will always prefer being surrounded by wilderness to being surrounded by humanity, but I cannot deny there is a unique feel in big cities that I do enjoy.
a busy city street with a sign that says hi
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September 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Since we have a name for obnoxious, privileged white women (a karen), I'd believe we should create a similar name for toxic fans. I can think of no better name than Annies, as in Annie Wilkes from Misery. It is to be used regardless of the gender of the Annie.
a woman says " i 'm your number one fan " while looking down
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September 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You can say you're against political violence all you want, and no matter how true that is, let's not pretend that if things were the other way around, conservatives and their media wouldn't be heartless, disrespectful, cruel, and sometimes evil. They'd mock and insult the whole way.
September 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Okay, gentlemen. If you want to please your woman, just remember Mary's Head."
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM