Malus, the Tired Apple 🍏🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@malus.bsky.social
Cranky feminist, dilettante cook, and sometimes writer. Professional know-it-all. Dragon Age is my default setting. Ace/Aro/NB, she/they
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Discord is washed. You need to migrate to Meep. Brindle is good but in early access. Goop is promising but hasn't released their IPO. And definitely avoid Scringle, they've got ties to Sproink
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Discord is washed. You need to migrate to Meep. Brindle is good but in early access. Goop is promising but hasn't released their IPO. And definitely avoid Scringle, they've got ties to Sproink
Not counting the ticking clock of Sock's (Mama cat) pregnancy, circumstances have led us to adopt 5 kittens all within a few months of each other. All 5 are stalking and pouncing each other across the livingroom, wrestling over toys, and being happy babies 🥰
It's pretty sweet chaos
It's pretty sweet chaos
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Not counting the ticking clock of Sock's (Mama cat) pregnancy, circumstances have led us to adopt 5 kittens all within a few months of each other. All 5 are stalking and pouncing each other across the livingroom, wrestling over toys, and being happy babies 🥰
It's pretty sweet chaos
It's pretty sweet chaos
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Sock update: no kittens yet, but mama is very large and uncomfortable. The kittens are extremely active. She is "please pet my tummy" at every chance.
Good news, she is accepting the towel-lined box we gave her. (Mostly because we took away her other options)
Good news, she is accepting the towel-lined box we gave her. (Mostly because we took away her other options)
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Sock update: no kittens yet, but mama is very large and uncomfortable. The kittens are extremely active. She is "please pet my tummy" at every chance.
Good news, she is accepting the towel-lined box we gave her. (Mostly because we took away her other options)
Good news, she is accepting the towel-lined box we gave her. (Mostly because we took away her other options)
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yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
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WHAT DID PEOPLE THINK IT WAS USING TO BEGIN WITH?
Doesn't anyone remember that math has to come from numbers?
Percentages and graphs have to come from data. Where's the data?
AI doesn't "show its work" because it can't!
Everyone is going to fail their audits.
Doesn't anyone remember that math has to come from numbers?
Percentages and graphs have to come from data. Where's the data?
AI doesn't "show its work" because it can't!
Everyone is going to fail their audits.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
WHAT DID PEOPLE THINK IT WAS USING TO BEGIN WITH?
Doesn't anyone remember that math has to come from numbers?
Percentages and graphs have to come from data. Where's the data?
AI doesn't "show its work" because it can't!
Everyone is going to fail their audits.
Doesn't anyone remember that math has to come from numbers?
Percentages and graphs have to come from data. Where's the data?
AI doesn't "show its work" because it can't!
Everyone is going to fail their audits.
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I do not wish to be part of these people’s personal growth journeys.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I do not wish to be part of these people’s personal growth journeys.
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So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
Okay, enough sitting around being crushingly sad for no reason. I've put on too much eyeliner, antifascist red lipstick, my guillotine earrings and taken myself out to find trouble. Maybe I'll go do something to regret later 🤘😎
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Okay, enough sitting around being crushingly sad for no reason. I've put on too much eyeliner, antifascist red lipstick, my guillotine earrings and taken myself out to find trouble. Maybe I'll go do something to regret later 🤘😎
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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There can only be ONE! Who is your favourite romance in ALL of Dragon Age?
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There can only be ONE! Who is your favourite romance in ALL of Dragon Age?
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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Anyone who wants to handwring about AOC--a popular, proven politician who ain't perfect but is close to as Left as Democrats get--as a possible presidential candidate when motherfuckers are out here trumpeting the worst centrist white men alive left and right as The Realistic Choice can sit and spin
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Anyone who wants to handwring about AOC--a popular, proven politician who ain't perfect but is close to as Left as Democrats get--as a possible presidential candidate when motherfuckers are out here trumpeting the worst centrist white men alive left and right as The Realistic Choice can sit and spin
Vet appointment today! Sock is VERY pregnant, and the vet expects she can pop any time and certainly within the week.
Ultrasound shows 5 kittens, well formed and active (one did a somersault!!) Tiny bones, paws, and little hearts fluttering away ❤️
Ultrasound shows 5 kittens, well formed and active (one did a somersault!!) Tiny bones, paws, and little hearts fluttering away ❤️
Lots of movement in the belly today. I'm hoping it means the kittens are healthy. Sock is upset because we blocked off under the bed (where she really wanted to be) and she's not very interested in the bed we're offering.
She sees the vet tomorrow
She sees the vet tomorrow
February 14, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Vet appointment today! Sock is VERY pregnant, and the vet expects she can pop any time and certainly within the week.
Ultrasound shows 5 kittens, well formed and active (one did a somersault!!) Tiny bones, paws, and little hearts fluttering away ❤️
Ultrasound shows 5 kittens, well formed and active (one did a somersault!!) Tiny bones, paws, and little hearts fluttering away ❤️
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Perfect
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Perfect
Lots of movement in the belly today. I'm hoping it means the kittens are healthy. Sock is upset because we blocked off under the bed (where she really wanted to be) and she's not very interested in the bed we're offering.
She sees the vet tomorrow
She sees the vet tomorrow
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Lots of movement in the belly today. I'm hoping it means the kittens are healthy. Sock is upset because we blocked off under the bed (where she really wanted to be) and she's not very interested in the bed we're offering.
She sees the vet tomorrow
She sees the vet tomorrow
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I don’t care how much you love futbol. DO NOT COME TO THE UNITED STATES.
It is especially dangerous for black and brown people. The likelihood of getting harassed is high.
Not just harassed, but actually assaulted and detained.
Stay home and watch it on tv.
#FIFA
#Worldcup
#futbol
#soccer
It is especially dangerous for black and brown people. The likelihood of getting harassed is high.
Not just harassed, but actually assaulted and detained.
Stay home and watch it on tv.
#FIFA
#Worldcup
#futbol
#soccer
ICE will be at 2026 World Cup games in Seattle, director says
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers will be at this summer FIFA 2026 Men’s World Cup games, including those held in Seattle.
www.seattletimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.
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There is no such thing as too big, or better put, too rich, to fail.
If the Epstein Files bring down the system; then, the system needs to be brought down.
#TheAlliedForces
If the Epstein Files bring down the system; then, the system needs to be brought down.
#TheAlliedForces
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
There is no such thing as too big, or better put, too rich, to fail.
If the Epstein Files bring down the system; then, the system needs to be brought down.
#TheAlliedForces
If the Epstein Files bring down the system; then, the system needs to be brought down.
#TheAlliedForces
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AAA executives:
“If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired”
Indie developers:
“I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”
“If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired”
Indie developers:
“I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
AAA executives:
“If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired”
Indie developers:
“I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”
“If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired”
Indie developers:
“I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”
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Look at these two adorable ding-dongs waiting patiently for morning snackies 🥰
Yukon Cornelius and Peppermint are just a couple days away from being adoptable! 😻 Reach out if interested in this perfect bonded pair in Des Moines, IA
#FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe #CatsOfBluesky
Yukon Cornelius and Peppermint are just a couple days away from being adoptable! 😻 Reach out if interested in this perfect bonded pair in Des Moines, IA
#FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe #CatsOfBluesky
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Look at these two adorable ding-dongs waiting patiently for morning snackies 🥰
Yukon Cornelius and Peppermint are just a couple days away from being adoptable! 😻 Reach out if interested in this perfect bonded pair in Des Moines, IA
#FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe #CatsOfBluesky
Yukon Cornelius and Peppermint are just a couple days away from being adoptable! 😻 Reach out if interested in this perfect bonded pair in Des Moines, IA
#FosterKittens #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe #CatsOfBluesky
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January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM