turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online
wide-based but shallow knowledge and the complete paralysis of the deed, that's what i'm bringing to the heist team baby. proud member of the labeled rude online posting network
thanks to this old asshole's handlers (because he's not writing this shit himself anymore) for firmly taking this mantle away from inscrutableleftistmeme.jpg
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
thanks to this old asshole's handlers (because he's not writing this shit himself anymore) for firmly taking this mantle away from inscrutableleftistmeme.jpg
uh huh. baltimore and elias are in a catch 22 here with me with schwarbs and now especially alonso: i will never believe you actually tried unless you sign him, at which case signing him this early in the cycle for the term he wants given the roster you already have looks like a panicky disaster
Sources: Orioles matched Phillies’ offer to Kyle Schwarber; Reds also were at five years. Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Orioles matched Phillies’ contract offer to Kyle Schwarber: Sources
The Orioles offered a five-year, $150 million deal, the same terms Schwarber agreed upon to return to Philadelphia.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
uh huh. baltimore and elias are in a catch 22 here with me with schwarbs and now especially alonso: i will never believe you actually tried unless you sign him, at which case signing him this early in the cycle for the term he wants given the roster you already have looks like a panicky disaster
oh right this is why that dipshit got all that money, she's the most cynical "actually everything bad is good" tech evangelist out there that people haven't fully turned on yet because she was smart enough to hedge for two months on musk
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh right this is why that dipshit got all that money, she's the most cynical "actually everything bad is good" tech evangelist out there that people haven't fully turned on yet because she was smart enough to hedge for two months on musk
might be time to reread Seven Soldiers soon
Shining Knight: Knight of the Future! early work by Frank Frazetta for DC Comics, 1950
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
might be time to reread Seven Soldiers soon
quantum of solace is seen as the runt of the litter of the craig bonds but the villain of that film exits it when bond drops him off in a desert, and when he asks for water, tosses him a bottle of motor oil and wonders aloud how thirsty he'll get before he tries to drink it. quote post unrelated
Trying to think of a way to bring back banishment in spirit without invoking the violence of borders and I think it might look like airdropping most of the Trump admin top brass into some western federal lands in the middle of the night in winter
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
quantum of solace is seen as the runt of the litter of the craig bonds but the villain of that film exits it when bond drops him off in a desert, and when he asks for water, tosses him a bottle of motor oil and wonders aloud how thirsty he'll get before he tries to drink it. quote post unrelated
alex is right but this is fantastic work by richard with the resume and recency bias talk, "recency bias"ing away a conference championship game performance is incredible
NEW EPISODE: Our reaction (and pretty big disagreement) out of today's CFB Playoff bracket reveal. Out wherever you listen, or watch it: youtu.be/oSwrWzrQc9E?...
Alabama made the Playoff over Notre Dame. Is that fair?
We’re Split Zone Duo, an independent college football podcast that covers the whole sport, led by Richard Johnson and Alex Kirshner. Free episodes each week (twice per week in season), plus frequent…
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
alex is right but this is fantastic work by richard with the resume and recency bias talk, "recency bias"ing away a conference championship game performance is incredible
jeff kent going into the hall before and instead of barry bonds is a perfect statement about that institution's values and preferences, well done by the voters
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
jeff kent going into the hall before and instead of barry bonds is a perfect statement about that institution's values and preferences, well done by the voters
tarantino looks like michael shannon playing quentin tarantino here
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
tarantino looks like michael shannon playing quentin tarantino here
vintage madden spin move from the young man for alabama there
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
vintage madden spin move from the young man for alabama there
lmao big todd from bethesda repurposing the dinky the t-rex set piece from new vegas for a Well, THAT Happened setpiece in the fallout TV show. unpleasant to start seeing bits of that IP that i'm fond of in those commercials
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lmao big todd from bethesda repurposing the dinky the t-rex set piece from new vegas for a Well, THAT Happened setpiece in the fallout TV show. unpleasant to start seeing bits of that IP that i'm fond of in those commercials
skeptical of our need for kevin costner to present anything in 2025
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
skeptical of our need for kevin costner to present anything in 2025
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"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
john wick 3 is a bloated and inferior entry by and large but the bit where guys with armor 3 storm the hotel and john wick uses his pistol to stun motorcycle helmet swat guys in order to kill with his shotgun is pretty standout
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
john wick 3 is a bloated and inferior entry by and large but the bit where guys with armor 3 storm the hotel and john wick uses his pistol to stun motorcycle helmet swat guys in order to kill with his shotgun is pretty standout
tried to watch anniversary and the first 90 seconds made me so angry i'm not gonna open it again without three people i trust telling me otherwise
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
tried to watch anniversary and the first 90 seconds made me so angry i'm not gonna open it again without three people i trust telling me otherwise
samara weaving is very good in it but my main take away from ready or not, and also you're next which i watched like 7 years ago, is that these movies are extremely squeamish about letting their leading women actually kill people, while fronting like that's what the movie is about
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
samara weaving is very good in it but my main take away from ready or not, and also you're next which i watched like 7 years ago, is that these movies are extremely squeamish about letting their leading women actually kill people, while fronting like that's what the movie is about
lee/nigel, athena/persephone and the world title survival of the fittest are all downballot match of the year contenders from this ROH show. I could make a 20 match list of downballot MOTYCs from the ROH PPVs this year
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
lee/nigel, athena/persephone and the world title survival of the fittest are all downballot match of the year contenders from this ROH show. I could make a 20 match list of downballot MOTYCs from the ROH PPVs this year
when we landed we ran into a primordial tyrannosaur. our knife twink's ferret and gleeful joshi battered him a lot in hopes our lawyer could terrify him into running away, but our private eye emerged from the brush after being comically trounced and shot him dead with a snubnose revolver. as you do
in tonight's scion session we unchained our RV, actually a predatory space whale, and it flew us to the counter earth our previous landlord (and my PC's sugar daddy) prometheus had created in the sky with the dupe cheat of a magical playstation. our lawyer threw up so hard there will be Consequences
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when we landed we ran into a primordial tyrannosaur. our knife twink's ferret and gleeful joshi battered him a lot in hopes our lawyer could terrify him into running away, but our private eye emerged from the brush after being comically trounced and shot him dead with a snubnose revolver. as you do
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I have eaten the entire package of grinch salt straight from the packet. I am becoming something new. The lights at the factory are still on but they're making something different now
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have eaten the entire package of grinch salt straight from the packet. I am becoming something new. The lights at the factory are still on but they're making something different now
all the nigel mcguinness/lee moriarty AEWROH matches are worth tracking down but this match at final battle makes them a real full story
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
all the nigel mcguinness/lee moriarty AEWROH matches are worth tracking down but this match at final battle makes them a real full story
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this shit where the new knives out is "in theaters" which are all 3.5 hours from you or whatever is a great preview of the coming netflix monopoly as well, where the chosen few try to talk around the shape of a movie no one else gets to see until the badly-color graded streaming version drops
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this shit where the new knives out is "in theaters" which are all 3.5 hours from you or whatever is a great preview of the coming netflix monopoly as well, where the chosen few try to talk around the shape of a movie no one else gets to see until the badly-color graded streaming version drops
very much enjoyed felder inaugurating his time on phantom island, christening the ship so to speak, with the "fuck ICE" "fuck Northwestern" "I'm a nice person" trifecta. all true
Greatly enjoyed today's Phantom Island ($) conversation with @itsfelder.bsky.social about what went wrong with UNC football this year from a NON Jordon Hudson point of view.
If you want to hear the whole thing, go sign up today at phantomisland.show
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If you want to hear the whole thing, go sign up today at phantomisland.show
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A (mostly) Jordon Hudson-less Assessment of UNC (PREVIEW)
Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 12/05/2025 · 13m
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December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
very much enjoyed felder inaugurating his time on phantom island, christening the ship so to speak, with the "fuck ICE" "fuck Northwestern" "I'm a nice person" trifecta. all true
from the whining to get the road changed to the negligent homicide, he is the protagonist of the america we've decided we're going to live in, and the only true american ending to this story is him walking with time served and court-mandated driving lessons, just as a sick do-nothing joke on top
What a lede on this story: Man who complained about narrowing a road in order to protect pedestrians, so much that the city eventually reversed the change, then kills a woman on that very road with his car www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...
America’s plan to protect pedestrians failed. A young woman’s death reveals why.
U.S. officials adopted Europe's Vision Zero initiative, but many cities have seen an increase in pedestrian fatalities despite efforts to improve road safety.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
from the whining to get the road changed to the negligent homicide, he is the protagonist of the america we've decided we're going to live in, and the only true american ending to this story is him walking with time served and court-mandated driving lessons, just as a sick do-nothing joke on top
one thing i love is when a supreme court dissent is "all scorchers." really softens the blow of losing every single time that someone who does nothing else besides talk about the non-political sanctity of the institution Got That Shit Off
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
one thing i love is when a supreme court dissent is "all scorchers." really softens the blow of losing every single time that someone who does nothing else besides talk about the non-political sanctity of the institution Got That Shit Off
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has been dead for one year. That's one year of not increasing shareholder value by increasing the denial rate on claims. Life is so precious and finite y'all.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has been dead for one year. That's one year of not increasing shareholder value by increasing the denial rate on claims. Life is so precious and finite y'all.