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this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I heard someone calling that ICE maggot an 'experienced officer'. I guess that's just another word for domestic terrorist.
January 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Thousands of US protestors gathered at the site where Renee Good was murdered by Trump’s ICE regime troops, have a message for the rest of the United States:

“Rise up, Take a Stand” #3E

(🎥 @ScooterCasterNY )
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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One. Per. Minute. These are real photos of real people. Being turned into some of the grossest and most violating sexual images you can imagine. By Elon's chatbot. While Elon laughs about it. #TeslaTakedown
"Grok Is Generating About ‘One Nonconsensual Sexualized Image Per Minute’. Regulators around the world are looking into Elon Musk’s xAI after its chatbot began ‘undressing’ celebrities and underage children at the request of users." www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Grok Is Generating About 'One Nonconsensual Sexualized Image Per Minute'
Elon Musk’s chatbot Grok keeps churning out nonconsenual images of women and minors in bikinis and lingerie, outraging users and regulators
www.rollingstone.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The Trump Regime finally entering the FO stage of FAFO.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Spotted in DC
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Who did this?
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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🎯 🎯
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Donald Trump: Best in Show
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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See the difference? 👀

#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Poor Donnie 😢
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Don’t be a Dick-Tator
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“You’re making everyone here uncomfortable.”

“I’m Andrew Cuomo. That’s my brand!”😆

More epic Cuomo trolling here. (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social )
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Photos from Portland's Emergency World Naked Bike Ride: Hundreds held a die-in on the Burnside Bridge before continuing to the ICE facility in South Portland.
Photos: Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride Die-in on Burnside Bridge
Elayna Yussen and Suzette Smith
www.portlandmercury.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM