John Bruni
@tusitalabruni.bsky.social
I am the author of Eye Cutter, Tales of Unspeakable Taste and others.
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
I love this album cover.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love this album cover.
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .
These are all signed, some by multiple people.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
These are all signed, some by multiple people.
Yeah, fuck buses.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yeah, fuck buses.
I was going to say I'll need Sam and Dean for this, but honestly this sounds more like a Bobby thing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I was going to say I'll need Sam and Dean for this, but honestly this sounds more like a Bobby thing.
Three yeses and one no. Not telling you which order, though.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Three yeses and one no. Not telling you which order, though.
Man, I wish I had some garlic bread right now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Man, I wish I had some garlic bread right now.
I'm going through something somewhat similar at work. A different situation but awkward nonetheless.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm going through something somewhat similar at work. A different situation but awkward nonetheless.
This sounds like a dangerous rabbit hole to fall down.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This sounds like a dangerous rabbit hole to fall down.
Is the astronaut with a gun saying that solely because the first astronaut misquoted the old saying?
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is the astronaut with a gun saying that solely because the first astronaut misquoted the old saying?
This goes beyond "ah jeez" and dives deep into "whoo-boy."
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This goes beyond "ah jeez" and dives deep into "whoo-boy."
At the same time?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
At the same time?
*In GOB* Oh COME ON! You pissed away your chance at possibly becoming a TMNT villain?!
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*In GOB* Oh COME ON! You pissed away your chance at possibly becoming a TMNT villain?!
Fer cryin' out loud.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fer cryin' out loud.
And you wonder why you have that recurring dream where your teeth fall out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And you wonder why you have that recurring dream where your teeth fall out.
"Where did you get that penguin?"
"Fell off the back of a truck."
"Fell off the back of a truck."
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Where did you get that penguin?"
"Fell off the back of a truck."
"Fell off the back of a truck."
Wait, you can do that?
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait, you can do that?
It always weirds me out when there's a pet in the background of a porno. Like, are you seriously going to just fuck in front of your cat?
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It always weirds me out when there's a pet in the background of a porno. Like, are you seriously going to just fuck in front of your cat?
No, this happens five seconds after I wake up every day.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
No, this happens five seconds after I wake up every day.
I should frame this meme.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I should frame this meme.
Are you sure that he didn't start writing this note before Jack showed up to ask that question?
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are you sure that he didn't start writing this note before Jack showed up to ask that question?