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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 7h

On tonight's Northern Exposure, all the women in town are outlandishly horny except for Marilyn. So far. The guys all have abrasions on their dicks. I think it's because of the ancient water Maurice is giving everyone.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 9h

Found my WWN collection.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

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THE RAT PATROL

Nope. Not a Goodnight, Fuckers. I swear. Do I miss writing them? Yes. Very much so. But nope, this isn't one of those. But it's gonna feel ...

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

THE RAT PATROL

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

Which button closes the iris?

John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

As I suspected, The Rat Patrol didn't know they were being canceled. I remember not liking the first episode, but I'm glad I stuck with it. It was a great show. And I've made my decision on what I'm watching next: Hogan's Heroes.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

Now entering the series finale of The Rat Patrol.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

No new comics this week, but I finally have this in my grubby hands.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

In my experience, the loudest motherfuckers tend to be the biggest cowards, so this tracks.

John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 1d

"Rest in piece, LBJ, you would have *crushed* on OnlyFans."

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Lack(ey)-o'-Lantern @riotlackey.bsky.social · 2d

"Chillax" needs to be stricken from the entire language and never uttered again

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 2d

I'm personally pulling for people to start referring to fun as getting their kicks again.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 2d

Once again I've been mistaken for AI by a customer at work. Except this time he said that this was the best AI he'd ever heard. So I got that going for me.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 3d

If it's good enough for Santo, it's good enough for me.

John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 4d

Good times.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 5d

Driving at a hundred miles per hour down a farmland highway with your windows down on a gorgeous day is the epitome of enjoying life. I got to do that today. And I had Superdawg. And I got so high I was paralyzed for a while. This was a good day.

John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 5d

Now *this* is how you start a novel. Can anyone guess what I'm reading?

John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 5d

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Play Dirty | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA

Man, this new straight-to-Amazon-Prime movie PLAY DIRTY is some kind of monkey’s paw shit for me. It’s the great Shane Black (THE NICE GUYS) writing and

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 5d

OK, so last night I watched Play Dirty. Shane Black doing a Parker movie? How could I miss it? Wait, Mark Wahlberg is Parker? *sigh* All right, I'll watch it. Vern's review of it pretty much lines up with my feelings. But it should have been Grofield's movie. Really.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 5d

The Greek Row revelers have finally shut the fuck up. Just in time for dawn to be a tinted promise on the horizon.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 6d

Pray for me. I'm in the unfortunate position where I must watch a Marky Mark movie. With perseverance I'll make it through the night.

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, but . . .

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 6d

I now have only one episode of The Rat Patrol left. Then I have to figure out what's going to be the next classic TV show I watch for lunch.

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Unfortunately Stupid @unfortunatelystpd.bsky.social · 7d

unfortunately my favorite Twoface panel wasn't even done by DC @evandorkin.bsky.social

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John Bruni @tusitalabruni.bsky.social · 7d

As foretold by the ancient prophecies.

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