John Bruni
@tusitalabruni.bsky.social
I am the author of Eye Cutter, Tales of Unspeakable Taste and others.
For the past few days I've been struggling to get my pain medication. I thought I'd be able to get it done in a timely fashion by getting an early start last week, but nope. I've been in horrible pain until last night when I finally got the painkillers. I can move my fingers now.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For the past few days I've been struggling to get my pain medication. I thought I'd be able to get it done in a timely fashion by getting an early start last week, but nope. I've been in horrible pain until last night when I finally got the painkillers. I can move my fingers now.
I've been thinking of writing a porn parody for about 10 years, and I finally figured out what it's about. That's what I mean when I say I backburner projects. The solution always comes to me when I'm not thinking about it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I've been thinking of writing a porn parody for about 10 years, and I finally figured out what it's about. That's what I mean when I say I backburner projects. The solution always comes to me when I'm not thinking about it.
The one really irritating thing about having 3 years plus without booze is, it's a lot harder to throw away 3 years than, say, 1. I miss the sweet release of that first glass of bourbon on a really shitty day. I guess that means it's working like it should, but all the same . . .
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The one really irritating thing about having 3 years plus without booze is, it's a lot harder to throw away 3 years than, say, 1. I miss the sweet release of that first glass of bourbon on a really shitty day. I guess that means it's working like it should, but all the same . . .
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
I love this album cover.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love this album cover.
It's weird when a character actor I know from TV westerns shows up on something like, say, Hogan's Heroes or Route 66. Today it's J. Pat O'Malley.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's weird when a character actor I know from TV westerns shows up on something like, say, Hogan's Heroes or Route 66. Today it's J. Pat O'Malley.
The courtyard here is the perfect winter wonderland for snowmen, -forts and -fights. There are a lot of kids living here, but not a single one of them is out there. The fresh unmarked snow would have been full of promise when I was a kid.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The courtyard here is the perfect winter wonderland for snowmen, -forts and -fights. There are a lot of kids living here, but not a single one of them is out there. The fresh unmarked snow would have been full of promise when I was a kid.
GOOD MORNING, FUCKERS! #62
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
GOOD MORNING, FUCKERS! #62
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
It's time for my annual warning to stay home on Wet Dream Capitalist Day. Here's my reading of "Black Friday" from Tales of Unspeakable Taste. Yes, I'm drunk in this video. And very, very hairy. I was unemployed at the time.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's time for my annual warning to stay home on Wet Dream Capitalist Day. Here's my reading of "Black Friday" from Tales of Unspeakable Taste. Yes, I'm drunk in this video. And very, very hairy. I was unemployed at the time.
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .
These are all signed, some by multiple people.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
These are all signed, some by multiple people.
More from the Poor Bastards and Rich Fucks Dept.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
More from the Poor Bastards and Rich Fucks Dept.
BLACK WEDNESDAY (BELATED) (Yes, this is the thing I forgot to post last night.)
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
BLACK WEDNESDAY (BELATED) (Yes, this is the thing I forgot to post last night.)
Dammit. I forgot to post something. Thought I did, but I'm high, and I just checked on myself. Fuck. I took off my brace, so I'm not going to put that back on so I can go out to my living room and my laptop. I'll have to post it tomorrow morning. Someone remind me. I'm high.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Dammit. I forgot to post something. Thought I did, but I'm high, and I just checked on myself. Fuck. I took off my brace, so I'm not going to put that back on so I can go out to my living room and my laptop. I'll have to post it tomorrow morning. Someone remind me. I'm high.
STORIES FROM THE MOTEL SICK is finally out! I have a story in this one called "Family Tradition" about an alcoholic who no longer wants to put his wife and son through hell, so he goes to the Motel Sick with a gun and one last bottle to finally rid them of himself. But does he?
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
STORIES FROM THE MOTEL SICK is finally out! I have a story in this one called "Family Tradition" about an alcoholic who no longer wants to put his wife and son through hell, so he goes to the Motel Sick with a gun and one last bottle to finally rid them of himself. But does he?
@vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social Do you ship USPS? The reason I ask is, I just moved to a place where, if I get something shipped to me any other way, it might get stolen.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social Do you ship USPS? The reason I ask is, I just moved to a place where, if I get something shipped to me any other way, it might get stolen.
I just talked to a customer who had a hard time hearing me. I practically shouted into my headset, and he said, "I can barely hear you. I don't know what it is . . ." I have reason to believe it might have been the TV blaring on his end. Just a hunch.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just talked to a customer who had a hard time hearing me. I practically shouted into my headset, and he said, "I can barely hear you. I don't know what it is . . ." I have reason to believe it might have been the TV blaring on his end. Just a hunch.
Because it's the day before Thanksgiving, my job is letting me work from home. So of course my internet is bouncing. Dammit. Don't make me drive to work today. Please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Because it's the day before Thanksgiving, my job is letting me work from home. So of course my internet is bouncing. Dammit. Don't make me drive to work today. Please.
Yeah, fuck buses.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yeah, fuck buses.
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(I had to specify which Crowley as I do not wish to profane the good names of either Mark Sheppard or David Tennant)
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
(I had to specify which Crowley as I do not wish to profane the good names of either Mark Sheppard or David Tennant)
Reposted by John Bruni
Duolingo: (Aliester) Crowley Edition
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Duolingo: (Aliester) Crowley Edition