david tveite
@tveite.bsky.social
for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.
www.davidtveite.com
www.davidtveite.com
it's truly got everything
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
it's truly got everything
i'm becoming the joker pretty strongly over here
![Post on x the everything website from "JoNation" (jonationlive):
[Replying to Elon musk]
"Respectfully I disagree.
If you only knew how much happiness my Teslas have giving (sic) me. The real life friends I've made BECAUSE of owning Teslas and ALL the journeys I've been able to make BECAUSE of FSD. No other car has given me this.
Thank you Elon ♥️](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:637metpt56h3eqoxutpd4pk3/bafkreih7gpeunomabcjnnxprzlxsgphyd2z7xof7635sn4pgqr2nchfmum@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i'm becoming the joker pretty strongly over here
"commonsense reform" lmao you are a living dog turd
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"commonsense reform" lmao you are a living dog turd
sting showing up to stand over in the corner and sing a lil bit because he's receiving 100% of the royalties for the song
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
sting showing up to stand over in the corner and sing a lil bit because he's receiving 100% of the royalties for the song
there's a guy in there named aaron freeman which is gener's real name but i checked and it's not him. what a relief!
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
there's a guy in there named aaron freeman which is gener's real name but i checked and it's not him. what a relief!
i do have hollow bones tho
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i do have hollow bones tho
love the way my feed lined up for this
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
love the way my feed lined up for this
if they'd just called it "the older than average police guy" it'd still be correct but no they had to get all cute with it
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
if they'd just called it "the older than average police guy" it'd still be correct but no they had to get all cute with it
they needed to complete the prophecy
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
they needed to complete the prophecy