david tveite
@tveite.bsky.social
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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it. www.davidtveite.com
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brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
tveite.bsky.social
wanna hear something sad? king tut has been in that position for 3350 years and he's still never been on a waterslide
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let's get anthony kiedis in there
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127 million people tuning out in disgust because the halftime show isn't an 80 year old man who has had one song ever
tveite.bsky.social
the stupid thing about this is you know that the only reason the nfl would have booked bad bunny in the first place is because they already asked lee greenwood and he couldn't do it
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Mike Johnson isn't happy that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl: It sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a broader audience. There's so many eyes on it. A lot of young, impressionable children. In my view, you would have Lee Greenwood or role models doing that. Not somebody like this.
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dying with a spooky halloween profile name
tveite.bsky.social
saw one of those tech guys being like "artificial intelligence has potential to be the greatest invention in human history" like we are not the same species that invented the chair
internethippo.bsky.social
Instead of being forced to talk about Big Tech's fake inventions we should celebrate the truly life changing feats of genius that we don't think about. The incredible "head phones." The humble toilet
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability
tveite.bsky.social
i love pre-renaissance art where they hadn't figured out proportions, anatomy, or perspective yet. it never stops being funny to me that it took us that long to be like "hey ever notice how stuff looks smaller when it's further away"
tveite.bsky.social
it's a beautiful day here in portland oregon
Selfie of brown haired white guy in sunglasses and an abstract patterned shirt outside on a beautiful sunny day
tveite.bsky.social
breaking: president trump deploying a big dookie to the inside of his pants
tveite.bsky.social
do you think people don't remember the other times you did this
tveite.bsky.social
the exorcist 3: octopussy
tveite.bsky.social
imo there should be more movies called "octopussy"
tveite.bsky.social
aoc sprung her trap and stephen miller walked right into it. his denial here might not seem that important but if he's tried for any of his crimes later on this clip will make it very difficult for him to plead "just a little guy"
acyn.bsky.social
Stephen Miller responding to AOC calling Miller a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10”: We knew her brain didn't work—now we know their eyes don't work.
tveite.bsky.social
jeff rosenstock / pup / me at the jeff rosenstock + pup concert
man with pink hair playing guitar onstage in front of a big american flag with "666" and a wreath of pot leaves where the 50 stars usually go four-piece rock band performing onstage It's that one selfie of kevin smith crying, I think it was after seeing black panther for the first time?
tveite.bsky.social
it's pathetic that no one in management here has the courage to say stuff like "there's no way around it — sports are having a moment!"
itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Nah, I'm.playin'. I blocked her. She provides zero useful information. Will unblock when she hires Linda Yac, the savior of this app
tveite.bsky.social
petty sarah undefeated
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re: taylor swift, bad lyrics are one thing but for me it's the lack of originality. how can you expect to bring anything new to the table when there are already so many beloved pop songs about travis kelce's penis?
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imo bad bunny and big chungus should swap names
tveite.bsky.social
how do you compete with stephen miller's powers of rhetoric and persuasion? how can anyone hear him raise his voice when he's making a point so that he sounds like a child playing a police officer in a school play and not think "i'll have what he's having"
tveite.bsky.social
the president is right portland is an incredibly scary place right now
An SUV with two skeletons sitting on the top-mounted rack
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leftbanksy.bsky.social
“I am the terror on the night! I am: “
Bazardo Dingler