B Smith
@twelve1784.bsky.social
Blade is the best movie ever made.
It was on my watchlist already (if I had one) but this is now a word I am done with forever.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It was on my watchlist already (if I had one) but this is now a word I am done with forever.
There are upsides to living in a place that is a frozen nightmare for half the year.
This isn't even a bright one but always fun when the sky is alive.
This isn't even a bright one but always fun when the sky is alive.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There are upsides to living in a place that is a frozen nightmare for half the year.
This isn't even a bright one but always fun when the sky is alive.
This isn't even a bright one but always fun when the sky is alive.
This will be funny to me every time
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This will be funny to me every time
"Damn, probably should have only had 8 beers before 8am PT"
November 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Damn, probably should have only had 8 beers before 8am PT"
I think one of my friends just drunk posted on Facebook
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think one of my friends just drunk posted on Facebook
I can't see the one without thinking of the other
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I can't see the one without thinking of the other
Vance's side dipping pretty hard. I think maybe he should have left it to the professionals or even anyone moderately competent
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Vance's side dipping pretty hard. I think maybe he should have left it to the professionals or even anyone moderately competent
Hi, I am currently mayor Eric Adams. My time in office has been notable for numerous lawsuits against me, wasting tons of money and getting nothing done.
I also hate fun and anyone who likes it.
Vote for me.
I also hate fun and anyone who likes it.
Vote for me.
August 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hi, I am currently mayor Eric Adams. My time in office has been notable for numerous lawsuits against me, wasting tons of money and getting nothing done.
I also hate fun and anyone who likes it.
Vote for me.
I also hate fun and anyone who likes it.
Vote for me.
Cute post but no this is fucked up, I have seen someone with this mentality electrocute himself and get dragged to the emergency room and he still needs help taking a shit six years later.
August 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cute post but no this is fucked up, I have seen someone with this mentality electrocute himself and get dragged to the emergency room and he still needs help taking a shit six years later.
I'm years past being up to date but I got this one in my first deck and I love it. What is the web attached to? Doesn't matter, Giant Spider, fuck flying.
August 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm years past being up to date but I got this one in my first deck and I love it. What is the web attached to? Doesn't matter, Giant Spider, fuck flying.
Sooo... a friend posted this "Harry potter Krispy Kreme donuts" pic on Facebook and it is absolutely cursed. I hate it so much.
August 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sooo... a friend posted this "Harry potter Krispy Kreme donuts" pic on Facebook and it is absolutely cursed. I hate it so much.
Chatgpt generate a profile for a pretentious centrist with no self awareness:
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Chatgpt generate a profile for a pretentious centrist with no self awareness:
Everyone on this poster is making cute romcom faces except jack black who is making I'm going to kill and eat you face
August 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Everyone on this poster is making cute romcom faces except jack black who is making I'm going to kill and eat you face
I'm pretty partial to any gecko, especially the ones with big honking tails but I'm going to go with the desert lizards that alternate lifting their feet to keep them cool like the shovel shouted lizard.
I love watching their little dance.
I love watching their little dance.
August 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm pretty partial to any gecko, especially the ones with big honking tails but I'm going to go with the desert lizards that alternate lifting their feet to keep them cool like the shovel shouted lizard.
I love watching their little dance.
I love watching their little dance.
Baffling, must be a cop thing?
July 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Baffling, must be a cop thing?
This is more or less what I am thinking. Long and confusing. Leave the audience scratching their heads on the way out.
Either that or one of those groan tube noisemakers
Either that or one of those groan tube noisemakers
July 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is more or less what I am thinking. Long and confusing. Leave the audience scratching their heads on the way out.
Either that or one of those groan tube noisemakers
Either that or one of those groan tube noisemakers
Giving huge succulent Chinese meal vibes
July 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Giving huge succulent Chinese meal vibes
Raspberry bushes are bonkers this year. We're pulling two of these containers every four days for the past few weeks. Banana for reference.
July 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Raspberry bushes are bonkers this year. We're pulling two of these containers every four days for the past few weeks. Banana for reference.