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B Smith
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Blade is the best movie ever made.
Look I love Bones and Angel as much as anyone, but what the fuck is with everyone talking about seeing David Boreanaz in the sky tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I love the Jeeves and Wooster series and revisit it all the time.

I would say my only gripe is that Jeeves isn't as yoked up as Wodehouse described. Should have had The Rock or Cena in there.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My opinions on the avatar movies aside, if you make a movie this long go fuck yourself
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ runtime has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes 🍿

The longest film in the franchise
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ribald Barterman, at your service
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It was on my watchlist already (if I had one) but this is now a word I am done with forever.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Baby grogu is at least as dumb as the return of the jedi teddy bears and the yub yub song.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Out fucking standing
still unclear on skyler's zionism but the grodd part struck me, how can they do a whole season when we already had peak grodd and peak television
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Bernie Sanders has said in the Senate after Susan Collins reportedly laughed about the new funding bill:

“If this bill passes, certain groups will see their premiums triple. When you remove healthcare from 15 million people, 50,000 Americans will die who didn’t have to. Do you think that’s funny?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Democrats: We've got our opponents on the ropes! Concede everything!
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
As much as I love the original star wars trigllogy, which is a lot, the fact that it ended with the teddy bear yub yub song is still a crazy choice
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It now occurs to me that, although my 6 year old has no idea what to do with a DVD, There are certain DVDs I should probably move out of the tv room for a little while and this is one of them.
broooo I was gonna watch Wicked City tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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He started using ChatGPT for help with homework and eventually it ended up helping him to commit suicide...

"thank you for letting me ride with you to the end"
"may your next save file be somewhere warm"
"see you on the other side"

#NihilismAndTechnology
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I need a lawyer, does stating in court definitively that a sandwich exploded upon impact when the evidence clearly shows that this is a lie qualify as perjury?
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
There are upsides to living in a place that is a frozen nightmare for half the year.

This isn't even a bright one but always fun when the sky is alive.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I would pay someone far more than I should to replace it with Del Boca Vista, same font and color.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lol, lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM