Anise, Occult P.I., Stakin' the Forsakin' Since '87
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'Your romantic lead would shoot Santa Claus and two small children out an airlock?' Yours wouldn't?
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
'Your romantic lead would shoot Santa Claus and two small children out an airlock?' Yours wouldn't?
Big Male Lead energy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Big Male Lead energy.
I'm waiting for my physical copy so I get the Full Effect but holy crow, you made it happen! It's real! Congrats and thank you so much!
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm waiting for my physical copy so I get the Full Effect but holy crow, you made it happen! It's real! Congrats and thank you so much!
*seductive queer cowpoke voice* I think we'd get along, little doggie
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
*seductive queer cowpoke voice* I think we'd get along, little doggie
oh god RIGHT? You didn't even walk down the stairs! You just jumped over the fucking bannister! I'm surprised you didn't surf down it on a pauldron and do a kick-flip into the corn!
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
oh god RIGHT? You didn't even walk down the stairs! You just jumped over the fucking bannister! I'm surprised you didn't surf down it on a pauldron and do a kick-flip into the corn!
They all end with her picking up her opponent and bending them into a dramatic kiss and then walking off punching the air and yelling victoriously while their opponent lies on the ground, logically and emotionally ruined for life
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
They all end with her picking up her opponent and bending them into a dramatic kiss and then walking off punching the air and yelling victoriously while their opponent lies on the ground, logically and emotionally ruined for life
You SEE what you MADE him DO, ASH
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
You SEE what you MADE him DO, ASH
OF COURSE! It sounds incredibly traumatic! It will not, however, dissuade me from continuing to post shark jokes on Discord forever. With your face photoshopped in
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
OF COURSE! It sounds incredibly traumatic! It will not, however, dissuade me from continuing to post shark jokes on Discord forever. With your face photoshopped in
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DECEMBER EDITING, DAY 1: Just pulling out this character's appearances from the text to compare side-by-side is taking FOREVER. Because I am LAZY. And DISTRACTED. By CYBER MONDAY
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
DECEMBER EDITING, DAY 1: Just pulling out this character's appearances from the text to compare side-by-side is taking FOREVER. Because I am LAZY. And DISTRACTED. By CYBER MONDAY
Sadly, I can't tell you what it is because it would spoil things. But it's delightful. It delights me.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Sadly, I can't tell you what it is because it would spoil things. But it's delightful. It delights me.
But today's BIGGEST news was that -- while making my coffee, as always -- I had a TREMENDOUS plot idea! It ably... well, okay, so it doesn't FILL an empty spot, but it gives me a hook to start hanging scenes off of, and that's huge! Plus: it's going to be fun to write!
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
But today's BIGGEST news was that -- while making my coffee, as always -- I had a TREMENDOUS plot idea! It ably... well, okay, so it doesn't FILL an empty spot, but it gives me a hook to start hanging scenes off of, and that's huge! Plus: it's going to be fun to write!
One scene has the Heroine having TWO confrontations with her in short order, which I'm going to have to fold together. It's a pivotal scene and I'm pretty happy with it as-is, so I can only hope I don't destroy its pacing utterly.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
One scene has the Heroine having TWO confrontations with her in short order, which I'm going to have to fold together. It's a pivotal scene and I'm pretty happy with it as-is, so I can only hope I don't destroy its pacing utterly.
I'm ultimately going to just be making sure this character's arguments all line up, with a touch of tone editing to make sure her moods flow. I'm planning on adding a little more to the group shots she's in -- she has associated chars who need building up -- so I'm not looking too closely.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I'm ultimately going to just be making sure this character's arguments all line up, with a touch of tone editing to make sure her moods flow. I'm planning on adding a little more to the group shots she's in -- she has associated chars who need building up -- so I'm not looking too closely.
I don't deserve to carry the baton of action movies.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't deserve to carry the baton of action movies.
Luckily, I was on the ball enough to notice important details I'd overlooked in my first pass, like 'did I not mention blood? Ever?'
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Luckily, I was on the ball enough to notice important details I'd overlooked in my first pass, like 'did I not mention blood? Ever?'
DECEMBER EDITING, DAY 1: Just pulling out this character's appearances from the text to compare side-by-side is taking FOREVER. Because I am LAZY. And DISTRACTED. By CYBER MONDAY
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
DECEMBER EDITING, DAY 1: Just pulling out this character's appearances from the text to compare side-by-side is taking FOREVER. Because I am LAZY. And DISTRACTED. By CYBER MONDAY
...how did we get through a whole shark movie without you mentioning this, Astris
How many jokes did you rob me of
How many jokes did you rob me of
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
...how did we get through a whole shark movie without you mentioning this, Astris
How many jokes did you rob me of
How many jokes did you rob me of
Ah, so horses ALSO have the 'walkies' run
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ah, so horses ALSO have the 'walkies' run
YOU ALL JUST
WALKED RIGHT INTO IT
'we'll tread lightly'
HOW MANY WAYS CAN I PUT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS AND MOAN
WALKED RIGHT INTO IT
'we'll tread lightly'
HOW MANY WAYS CAN I PUT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS AND MOAN
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
YOU ALL JUST
WALKED RIGHT INTO IT
'we'll tread lightly'
HOW MANY WAYS CAN I PUT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS AND MOAN
WALKED RIGHT INTO IT
'we'll tread lightly'
HOW MANY WAYS CAN I PUT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS AND MOAN
Gideon bullet-pointing her grievances like Clippy is the devil on her shoulder and then going, 'right, that's the only structure I need in my argument, let's see how she responds to THAT'
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Gideon bullet-pointing her grievances like Clippy is the devil on her shoulder and then going, 'right, that's the only structure I need in my argument, let's see how she responds to THAT'
omg you're WRITING and in a fandom I can be FERAL *AND* ERUDITE OVER
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
omg you're WRITING and in a fandom I can be FERAL *AND* ERUDITE OVER
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 30: Editing on a holiday weekend is like pulling teeth, and it's not helped by the fact that I just realised I might need to add A WHOLE NEW SUBPLOT BECAUSE CANON SCREWED ME AGAIN
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 30: Editing on a holiday weekend is like pulling teeth, and it's not helped by the fact that I just realised I might need to add A WHOLE NEW SUBPLOT BECAUSE CANON SCREWED ME AGAIN
Oh, well. Today I wrote more swears for the Male Lead. Don't say I never did anything for ya, pal
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Oh, well. Today I wrote more swears for the Male Lead. Don't say I never did anything for ya, pal