Gift cards for airlines? I have told my various aunts that if they want me to visit they can send me a delta gift card for the flight. Has actually worked.

Daaaaaaaang

L Ron Hubbard's ghost follows you, laughing

Barring animals like my parents' semi-feral goblin cat (Sheila the Shit), most pets are beholden to humans for their calories. A feeder with a timer is probably gonna be safer and more effective and less expensive...

So when I tell you I was bred to stubbornly hold onto a grudge until the heat death of the universe, I am not exaggerating. The women of both sides of my genetic lineage demand that I hold the line.

My mother is only slightly more forgiving, but as a Cajun she has a memory for grudges spanning generations. I have no clue what her cousin did 30 years ago but we sure don't talk to him.

She was an old retired nurse who did editing for her husband who was an old MD/PHD and between the 2 of them they could completely obliterate all my formatting in less than an hour.

Carol is eternal. Carol is everywhere and nowhere.

I am the fiend who locked people from doing anything BUT tracked changes on word documents because God as my witness I spent 2 weeks fixing that formatting, Carol, you're not fucking it up again

Yep, the struggle is real. 😂

Set up a whole LAN ecosystem and hunt them for sport in Quake II like my dad did

And the Nespresso original pods are off patent so the capsules aren't horribly expensive. I've had my Pixie since 2013. The vertuo are pricey but I'll admit the upgrade was worth it.