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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children
-Earth Girls Are Easy
Pinned
It's like evolution and crabs: given enough time, all countries will eventually produce Louisiana.
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do you think they're just following him around with a gold-plated code cart at this point? Like when a patient looks like that we stick some defib pads on them so we can just connect and go when the inevitable comes.
JD Vance: "Why did homes get so unaffordable? Because we had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens."
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My paternal grandmother didn't just hold a grudge. She would plant it and baby it like a hothouse orchid, quietly nurturing it until it burst into riotous bloom years later.

The woman lived for decades purely on cigarettes and spite. The tar was probably a preservative.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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83% of academic scholarship is the careful, precise, disciplined maintenance of decades-long grudges.
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Yep, the struggle is real. 😂
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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woah
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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One hard part of the literacy problem in the United States is there are a lot of people -- some of them with college degrees and beyond -- who don't realize that they are bad at reading

I don't know how to reach those people
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"Peanuts please!" -Tufted Titmouse
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I just need you all to know that the hospital room in Coyote Ugly may be the most normal setup I've ever seen. Their suction canister is hooked up right! The IV bag even has an additive label!
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November Patreon Reward 1 of 3

Theme: Mexican Gothic

My patrons voted on this theme for the month, so I've been listening to the book of the same name by @silviamg.bsky.social while drawing. I'm about 1/4 of the way through and it's starting to get spooky!

#art
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Countdown to Christmas 🎁 From 1st-24th December, feast on daily festive posts. Stay tuned.
‘Fête Joyeuse’ evening dress designed by Christian Dior, crimson silk organza, Paris, 1955. Via The V&A, description & more images here: collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O117674...
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I'm having a quiet thanksgiving with a couple friends because my parents are too lazy to drive up here and I don't have tomorrow off work and honestly I'm fine with this arrangement.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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this is amazing news - the HPV vaccine promises to eliminate cervical cancer in countries where uptake is high.
Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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look at him go
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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You will never see a better, more vindictive shit-eating grin than the final second of this video
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I like her style! Such lustre to this bottle green satin which is the backdrop to the whisper of black feathers that pattern the cloth. The house of Worth was famous for fabulous fabric and never was this more apparent than in this early #1890s gown. Sold via #KerryTaylorAuct #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM