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Oh no, doggo distressed
Maizydoggo with her butt next to couch, snuggling a leg of the coffee table. Poor baby
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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This goof also won't go outside if the ground is wet (unless there is a cat). Also won't go outside at twilight.
Maizydoggo, asleep on her bed, face squished into a corner
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Hmm, high probability Dan Lanning is a lefty. This brings so much into focus.
A screen shot from the Channel 6 Top Whatever. It focuses on Dan Lanning, Oregon Head Football Coach, wearing a watch on his right wrist
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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These are pretty spicy for something to have at home. Not "I've made a huge mistake" spicy.
Buldak habanero lime spicy ramen. Aside: I want a little stuffed animal of the corporate mascot
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It's perfect
Callie and Sickos looking like they did "Diego" "Pavia" call and response
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A fuzzy-ass challenger appears
This dumbass has played 2650 hours of Madden in the last 8 years
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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She's exhausted by our constant bickering
Maizydoggo asleep in bed, one ear up. There is, in fact, no bickering.
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I received a report that this beautiful idiot heard cats fighting in the backyard a ran to the *front* of the house
Maizydoggo in repose
September 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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@andrewfleer.com remember that time you sent Christmas cookies of your dog's butt?
Gingerbread cookies in the shape of a corgi. Fleer used white icing to give shape to the fur and black icing for the eyes, nose, and the little doggy butthole
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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As good as advertised!
Finally, the Selena Gomez Oreos have come to the Mississippi Gulf Coast
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Eh, at least it's not as humid as saran's sauna
NWS webpage showing it's presently 72 deg. F with a 64 deg. F dewpoint
August 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Maizy is coming over to check what's up
Maizydoggo approaches the camera, blurred becaise this camera is doodoo
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Do not make homemade peppermint ice cream with your parents or in laws
August 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The little vacation wanter has logged on
Maizydoggo, bedside, wanting me to get out of bed for food, potty, walk. Her tail is wagging.
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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You got that right
Vontaze Burfict informing Matt Barkley that Barkley is getting his full attention
August 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Only safety from drafted in 1996 that I recognize
Certified ball knower, logging on: How many guesses do you need to identify a safety drafted in 1996?
August 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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In the top 2% of ball knowers
I correctly guessed Vince Young was today's mystery player based on him being a quarterback drafted in 2006.
July 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Did you know "Chicago Hot Dog Deep Dish Pizza" has the nearly same meter as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
July 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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You know scans to TMNT?
Me and Stevers, we love the cleveland toliet people
July 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Holiday goooooooooogs
Holiday goooooooooogs
Holiday goooooooooogs
Holiday goooooooooogs
Hot dogs, spiral cut and cooked in the oven, with ketchup, mayo, mustard, onions, pickles, and broiled cheese
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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This is better than wordle
A picture of Mark Ingram running down the sideline for a touchdown. I correctly guessed who he was based only on draft year (2011) and rushing tds (75), placing me in the top 3% of ball knowers
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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When you butt is scared of the thunderstorm
Maizydoggo, aligned with the floor tiles, her butt under the corner of the bed
June 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Saucing it up!
On the Todd Murphy Sauce show!
jimmy fallow and justin timberlake side by side with barry gibb. The hair is cascading, head and chest
June 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Dogs, whenever they get through the open door/gate/fence
Pete Weber at his most famous moment: "Who do you think you are? I am?." He was 49 when he said this?! Mix in some moisturizer.
June 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Only $50? This is my local place...
Blood plasma harvesting center advertising $100 for a first visit and $700 for a first month of harvests
May 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM