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Footbaw
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Maizy doggo!
The ball knower was logged on
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
In a vacuum, I am excited about the Monken hire. In reality, I distrust anyone willing to report to Jimmy Haslem
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
PB cookies! And my dog, serendipitously fat-fingered
January 26, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Sean and his big brain better run the ball here
January 25, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Out: Ball embedded into ribs
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
pickles alla arrabbiata
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Covering Loveland with a linebacker should get Hafley disqualified from head coach interviews
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I feel bad for Justin Jefferson. These commercials are the closest he's going to get to the playoffs for a while.
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Slightly diminish a band

Johnny IOU
Slightly diminish a band

Plastica
Slightly diminish a band

Earth Wind and Embers
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Rangers: Relegate them or contract the franchise?
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
MAY THE DOINK BE WITH YOU!
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Hope Joe T is in Miami Mode again
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
You don't want coaches that eat with forks and knives. You want coaches that eat with their hands!
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Godspeed, 12 warriors
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
LEEEE3EEEAK! Remains undefeated
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The ball knowers was logged on
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Nothing against Hubble but can we say it has centi-Nancy Grace Roman imaging capability?
Holy moly: The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope construction is completed! That's fantastic news — much needed right now — and I am very much looking forward to when this beast launches. It has 100X the field of view of Hubble.

One. Hundred. *At the same resolution*.

www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Completed - NASA
Two technicians look up at NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope after its inner and outer segments were connected at the agency’s Goddard Space Flight
www.nasa.gov
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Interception and fumble on the same play! The oh no! Disaster! of fantasy football
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is going to be 6-9 game, even with this blocked punt
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Look out, virginsianians
SOURCES: Billy Napier will be the next head coach at James Madison, @theathletic.com has learned. A five-year deal is being finalized with an announcement coming after Friday's Sun Belt championship game.

Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@the-core.bsky.social just drove back from family thanksgiving and listened to fullcast thanksgiving disasters... What's your favorite brownie?
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'll bet University of Hawaii has some unique extension service programming
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How long is too long for driving my side dishes on Thursday? Looking at about 2 hours from my oven to my aunt's dining table. I have some heat packs and casserole coozies.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I blame the buccaneers' white pants
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM