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Maizy doggo!
@the-core.bsky.social just drove back from family thanksgiving and listened to fullcast thanksgiving disasters... What's your favorite brownie?
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'll bet University of Hawaii has some unique extension service programming
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How long is too long for driving my side dishes on Thursday? Looking at about 2 hours from my oven to my aunt's dining table. I have some heat packs and casserole coozies.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I blame the buccaneers' white pants
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This Friendsgiving has revealed a cruel truth about time: I can't eat like I used to
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And I was calling Duke a bunch of cowards for kicking a field goal
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When did you go to an a&m game, @hulcricket.bsky.social?
OKAY FOR THE HANDFUL OF YOU WHO STILL CARE ABOUT THIS

Based on the 40+ schools that have gotten back to me, I believe Nebraska is still your college stadium booze sales champions through October, but yes, Ole Miss is pretty close.

Texas A&M, I THINK, is the hot dog sales leader
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com I can't find a teeny-tiny watch part I ordered four months ago. Did I install it or lose it? Follow up: Is this the least favorite game?
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
OH NO
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hmm, high probability Dan Lanning is a lefty. This brings so much into focus.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The only player who can shutdown Jordan Jefferson one-on-one is JJ McCarthy
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She's a witch (complimentary)!
Absolutely, give me "snap over the punter's head" for the play that provides the final margin
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's perfect
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ha HA!
Absolutely, give me "snap over the punter's head" for the play that provides the final margin
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ha HA!
I hear Jimmy Rogers is the leading candidate at UCLA
I should start a rumor that Wazzu's coach is going through get hired away
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hear Jimmy Rogers is the leading candidate at UCLA
I should start a rumor that Wazzu's coach is going through get hired away
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can the NFC south have three teams finish fourth in the division?
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Justin Jefferson is wearing two chains because he's twice the football player Jaxson Dart is
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social The Hogronomicon is vast and mysterious
This is how you blurb
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Where is Gene Steratore and his index card?
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Caleb Williams is a big fan of Family Circus, especially Billy's neighborhood adventures. I'd like to get a popup coach cam on Ben Johnson while it's going on
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Too many rules
Too many rules
Football has too many rules
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is there a second Northwestern I was previously unaware of?
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
UCLA the greatest 0-4 team in history?
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM