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Callie 🥿🪨

@calligator.bsky.social

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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl. Amateur Birding Proselytizer. Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her. UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent. Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms. https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · Nov 9

EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 7m

FUCK YEAH, LET'S GOOO

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 8m

MANSOME run, Bryce!

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 43m

RUN THE FUCKING BALL NOW, SHERRONE

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 46m

OOPS

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 48m

I would prefer he get tackled when he's tackled!

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 50m

Christ, did they cover him in butter during the timeout?!

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 53m

Lol, wtf Lincoln

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 57m

I do my best!! 🥰🥰🥰

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 58m

🫶🥰💙

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h

My soul does feel very Northern Parula-coded, it's true ☺️

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h

That felt very easy, not a fan

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h

Was just thinking the same thing. Still hate the blue pants as a rule, but they work in combo here

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h

After back-to-back weeks in the utterly wrong colors, it's good to be back in a proper gameday fit. Once more unto that night game breach, let's fucking go! 💛💙〽️

Callie selfie, standing outside a white brick building, with a blue late afternoon sky behind her broken up by dark green foliage and a wisp of white cloud. She's wearing a low-cut, light blue seersucker halter dress with a yellow cardigan. The sunlight is shining through her mass of wavy brown hair, and her expression is stoic.

Another Callie selfie, in the same outfit, now seated on a green slatted bench outside of a white and black brick building. Her right arm is propped on the back of the bench, with her cheek resting on her right hand. She's looking left, up and past the camera, with a bit of a smirk possibly?

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h

Fuck. Sorry ducks 😞

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 2h

QUACK SIXXXXXXX

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

Well there's your problem, Bert

Team stats page of Ohio State-Illinois, a game which ended in a 34-16 win for the Buckeyes despite a net negative 23 total yards (272 to 295). A red line has been drawn under "Turnovers" and the corresponding numbers which favor OSU by a margin of 3 to 0.

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

Come to Athens and I'll introduce you to Shanley, we'll have a great time!

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

NGL, I don't know what I expected to see from the box score in a game OSU's led by ~20 points almost the whole way, but it wasn't that

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

She's also a witch who loves her wine, she's great people ☺️

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

She's also our dog & house sitter and one of my best friends, there are very, very few people I trust more

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, like I could find a way to do color for cheap, but I love my hair and my stylist too much to try anything like that. So, gotta be prudent long enough to pay her to do it right

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

OH NO BEAU

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

I need to scrounge some money to do some balayage next time I go in, I wanna try something fun

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

You can be not wrong, and still be wrong, as the case may be

Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 5h

I would've given Proctor the ball there

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