Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.
Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.
https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.
Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.
https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
· Nov 9
EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
3.5hr drive plus beer equals sleepy Callie 😴
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
3.5hr drive plus beer equals sleepy Callie 😴
Alright folks, let's get ready to drive to Charlotte! Wooooooo
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Alright folks, let's get ready to drive to Charlotte! Wooooooo
All I want for Christmas is for somebody to take me on a shopping spree
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
All I want for Christmas is for somebody to take me on a shopping spree
Double Stacked Therapy Sessions!
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Double Stacked Therapy Sessions!
When the bar trivia questions suck <<<
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When the bar trivia questions suck <<<
Sent an email response I've been sitting on/worrying about/avoiding for a week. It wasn't perfect but I didn't apologize for needing more information before answering critical questions, & I feel like I am doing a good job of valuing myself and expecting to be valued.
Going back to sleep now.
Going back to sleep now.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sent an email response I've been sitting on/worrying about/avoiding for a week. It wasn't perfect but I didn't apologize for needing more information before answering critical questions, & I feel like I am doing a good job of valuing myself and expecting to be valued.
Going back to sleep now.
Going back to sleep now.
Alright, getting extremely tired of the"Yuri" bots tonight
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Alright, getting extremely tired of the"Yuri" bots tonight
I need more corsets, I think. Like, good ones.
Oh, and gowns. Ostentatious ones.
Oh, and gowns. Ostentatious ones.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I need more corsets, I think. Like, good ones.
Oh, and gowns. Ostentatious ones.
Oh, and gowns. Ostentatious ones.
I'm not actually sure how the CFP can separate Bama, OU and Vandy (also UGA if they lose the SECCG), that's a real bag of cats
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm not actually sure how the CFP can separate Bama, OU and Vandy (also UGA if they lose the SECCG), that's a real bag of cats
I would absolutely get behind a Bad News Bears team of all-stars at the #12 spot instead of a 3-loss SEC/B1G team
Isn’t there a portal deadline in december. Why not current year players? Hell, make the 12 seed the non playoff all stars
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I would absolutely get behind a Bad News Bears team of all-stars at the #12 spot instead of a 3-loss SEC/B1G team
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
the transfer portal as it was intended
I think Diego Pavia deserves to be in the playoff. If you don't think Vandy qualifies, let him start for a team that does
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the transfer portal as it was intended
I think Diego Pavia deserves to be in the playoff. If you don't think Vandy qualifies, let him start for a team that does
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think Diego Pavia deserves to be in the playoff. If you don't think Vandy qualifies, let him start for a team that does
Why be mad and overreact on the internet about a football game when you could instead be happy about boobs?
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why be mad and overreact on the internet about a football game when you could instead be happy about boobs?
I deserve a vacation to a tropical destination, and some cute new clothes to wear on said vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I deserve a vacation to a tropical destination, and some cute new clothes to wear on said vacation.
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
"hopes prayers" & "deep breaths" is what Callie's wife nicknamed her hands
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"hopes prayers" & "deep breaths" is what Callie's wife nicknamed her hands
Proud of myself that when an grown-ass man in the shop was asked by his father(?) what he was looking for and he said "normal beer" with a sneer, I had enough composure left to not respond with "Bitch, the fuck you mean, NORMAL?"
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Proud of myself that when an grown-ass man in the shop was asked by his father(?) what he was looking for and he said "normal beer" with a sneer, I had enough composure left to not respond with "Bitch, the fuck you mean, NORMAL?"
*Sigh*
Bump.
Bump.
Will Show Boobs 4 WR & DT
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*Sigh*
Bump.
Bump.
In hindsight, 3 freshman OL and 3rd string RB was probably not the best crew to bring to this particular fight
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In hindsight, 3 freshman OL and 3rd string RB was probably not the best crew to bring to this particular fight
I hope Fernando Mendoza bites Matt Patricia's pencil in half
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hope Fernando Mendoza bites Matt Patricia's pencil in half
Plz choke on ur alibis, buckeyes. Thx
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Plz choke on ur alibis, buckeyes. Thx
Bump!
Hell yeah let's get All-PI up in here!
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bump!
Fuck it. Be the change you want to see in the world*, right? 💙💛
*Michigan Stadium, 1201 S Main St, Ann Arbor, 48104
*Michigan Stadium, 1201 S Main St, Ann Arbor, 48104
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fuck it. Be the change you want to see in the world*, right? 💙💛
*Michigan Stadium, 1201 S Main St, Ann Arbor, 48104
*Michigan Stadium, 1201 S Main St, Ann Arbor, 48104
Alternately, I could give the gift to the universe in a good faith gesture...
I'm already wearing the fit from last year's game! Just contemplating a pact to gift a treat for the universe in exchange for a treat for me ✨
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Alternately, I could give the gift to the universe in a good faith gesture...
Lol. LMAO, even
I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not get my hopes up, I will not
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lol. LMAO, even