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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Vanellope Von Schweetz, All Grown Up Edition.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · Nov 9
EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
calligator.bsky.social
I should just get out of bed, eat something, make coffee and take a shower.

I should not go back to sleep for 4 more hours now that I'm awake.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Ah, right. That explains the dream about canoeing through river rapids in an endless forest, buried under a mountain of muskrat pelts while a little man in a large hat on a white horse scowls at me with the Civ V French war music playing in the background...
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 10h
No, YOU fell down a 5hr rabbit hole of genealogy with main missions in 19th-century German Geopolitics, The Forty-Eighters, and the Grand Rapids and Indiana Railroad (plus side missions in Rail Trails, Lansing Origin Stories, and the Turner Movement)
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
streetlightlily.bsky.social
And just a reminder that hornt posting and thirst traps are not an invitation to be a fucking creep or you’re going to get a live demonstration of what degloving feels like
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
calligator.bsky.social
My personal "well shit, here we are again" is when I'm still awake to see @anthropologal.bsky.social start posting 😭

(tbc I appreciate this as a wakeup/go-to-sleep call, because apparently I need it 🫶)
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
calligator.bsky.social
No, YOU fell down a 5hr rabbit hole of genealogy with main missions in 19th-century German Geopolitics, The Forty-Eighters, and the Grand Rapids and Indiana Railroad (plus side missions in Rail Trails, Lansing Origin Stories, and the Turner Movement)
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Seriously, so fucking rude 😤
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 2d
Why'd Snag have to reopen their full catalog to the US on the 1st day of the month I promised to not make any new clothing purchases??? 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
calligator.bsky.social
And what's a snow bunny shoot without an obligatory costume change into something even less modest? 🌨️🩷✨
A photo series of Callie, a tall white brunette woman with several tattoos and a clear propensity for pushing the limits on exposure, in multiple senses of the word. She's outside on a wooden deck that has been blanketed in snow, and the scene behind her is one of a snow covered suburban backyard. Despite this, her attire amounts to a pink velvet string bikini, a grey scarf, and a hefty dose of self-confidence. Here, she is leaning forward, hands crossed in front of her thighs, with the scarf wrapped around behind her and over her arms. Her expression is far sunnier than the day itself, seemingly unperturbed by the Arctic wind tousling her wavy dark brown mane. A closer view from the waist up, Callie is now standing upright, with her head turned to her right and her eyes closed, basking in the elements, somehow? She looks serene, for all the world completely at ease. Her underbust tattoo of tulip poplar branches in bloom with two female American Redstarts is clearly visible below the velvet pink bikini top. Another closeup, now turned so her right side is presented to the camera, Callie still looks completely at home in this frigid and frosty realm, with her arms loosely folded in front of her and the grey scarf draped over her forearms and around her back. She's looking down over her right shoulder with a gentle smile on her face. A full view of Callie's defiant state in a world of snow. She's standing with her hands folded in front of her, legs slightly staggered, fully facing the brunt of the chill with a confident smirk on her face. Her left leg, visible below the end of her scarf, is covered in deep red and purple scrapes from an earlier encounter with last week's ice storm, adding to her generally dismissive attitude of winter's perils.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Hey, you know who else has boobs and loves to show them off?
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Does it still count as the Sunday Sacries if what you're afraid of is another aimless week with nothing to look forward to or fill your time with?
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Why'd Snag have to reopen their full catalog to the US on the 1st day of the month I promised to not make any new clothing purchases??? 😭😭😭
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
calligator.bsky.social
"kicking myself"

Get it?

Because, "boots"
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
calligator.bsky.social
I hope y'all appreciate the alt text, because while I thoroughly enjoy the process, my hands hurt 🫶🤕
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
calligator.bsky.social
And what's a snow bunny shoot without an obligatory costume change into something even less modest? 🌨️🩷✨
A photo series of Callie, a tall white brunette woman with several tattoos and a clear propensity for pushing the limits on exposure, in multiple senses of the word. She's outside on a wooden deck that has been blanketed in snow, and the scene behind her is one of a snow covered suburban backyard. Despite this, her attire amounts to a pink velvet string bikini, a grey scarf, and a hefty dose of self-confidence. Here, she is leaning forward, hands crossed in front of her thighs, with the scarf wrapped around behind her and over her arms. Her expression is far sunnier than the day itself, seemingly unperturbed by the Arctic wind tousling her wavy dark brown mane. A closer view from the waist up, Callie is now standing upright, with her head turned to her right and her eyes closed, basking in the elements, somehow? She looks serene, for all the world completely at ease. Her underbust tattoo of tulip poplar branches in bloom with two female American Redstarts is clearly visible below the velvet pink bikini top. Another closeup, now turned so her right side is presented to the camera, Callie still looks completely at home in this frigid and frosty realm, with her arms loosely folded in front of her and the grey scarf draped over her forearms and around her back. She's looking down over her right shoulder with a gentle smile on her face. A full view of Callie's defiant state in a world of snow. She's standing with her hands folded in front of her, legs slightly staggered, fully facing the brunt of the chill with a confident smirk on her face. Her left leg, visible below the end of her scarf, is covered in deep red and purple scrapes from an earlier encounter with last week's ice storm, adding to her generally dismissive attitude of winter's perils.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I should post the other set, huh?
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Couldn't pass up the opportunity of a snow day to embrace my inner Midwesterner in the least Midwestern way possible ❄️🩵✨
A photo series of Callie, a tall white woman with a wavy mane of shoulder-length hair, standing on a wood deck that has been blanketed in snow, with a (surprisingly, for Georgia) snowy winter backyard scene behind her. She's dressed in dark teal, though not nearly as much as her surroundings would strongly suggest: a mini skirt and bralette are the only barriers between her and the bitter cold. She is looking at the camera with an easy smile, hair blowing in the wind, barely a hint of wild animal terror in her bluish green eyes. A closer view of Callie from the waist up. Her back is mostly turned to the camera, showing off three of her bird tattoos on her left upper arm and shoulder: a red-bellied woodpecker, a scissor-tailed flycatcher, and a blue stylized owl. She's looking back over her shoulder, her hair partially obscuring her face, which has a slightly quizzical expression. Callie now facing the camera and leaning forward with her hands behind her back. We have a better look at her outfit, such as it is, the wrap design of the skirt and the tartan-like lace of her bralette, abalone necklace and large teal bead hoop earrings. Her expression is slightly puckish, a slightly askance look with a tight smile. A close crop from just the waist up, body in profile showing her right upper arm tattoo of a thunderstorm and lightning bolt transitioning into a hop bine. She's looking down over her right shoulder, eyes nearly shut, with a neutral expression on her face.
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
calligator.bsky.social
A teaser, since I've got like 25 favorites to winnow down: some "fuck it's cold out" / "why am I doing this again?" ❄️🩷🙃
A collage of 4 closeups up Callie's face as she stands outside in a snowstorm in various degrees of "woefully underdressed". Clockwise from top left: Windblown grimace, disdainful side-eye, judgemental look-back, and pouty scowl.
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Not the main point of today's camera-based hijinks, but we had So. Many. Grackles and Red-Winged Blackbirds feasting in the snow today! 🐦‍⬛🪶
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Ngl, probably the most fun I've had in the cold/snow since learning to luge like almost 15 years ago ❄️☺️
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Lol, what a ridiculous idea this was 🥶

Although, not much worse than when I was doing it with more clothes on, tbh
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Whyyyyy am I like this?? Who is this hour even forrrrrrr????
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Not me just now realizing how decidedly not hot my left leg looks right now after being scraped to hell by ice earlier this week 😒
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3d
Welp, "snow squalls" showing up in the forecast discussion and I have been given the "no need to come in tomorrow", sooooo let's do something stupid and maybe hot (and really cold)?
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 4d
If we get enough snow tomorrow, I might do something really stupid and hot (but also cold)...
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Anyway, this bitch did what 4 different dudes couldn't*, while ALSO closing the shop AND looking miles better than all of them 💅🖤

*they tried their best, and did help push, fwiw
Callie selfie, standing in front of a light green wall partially lit by bright sunlight. She's wearing a white cotton shirt unbuttoned over a black bralette, with blue ombre glasses. Her hair is pulled to the right side of her face, and she's leaning her head on her raised right arm, looking coolly and confidently at the camera. Callie's legs, clad in black fishnets over nude tights, with a black heeled ankle booties visible in the distance, and the raw hem of a light blue denim miniskirt in the foreground.
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
calligator.bsky.social
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
calligator.bsky.social
GET OFF OUR FUCKING COURT, TOM
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
calligator.bsky.social
A.k.a. Achievement Unlocked: jump started a regular customer's car, and powerless-steered & pushed it into a safe spot away from the road when it was clear more was at issue than the battery, then drove her to her friend's house, all while wearing heeled boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ✨💪🌈
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3d
Just getting home after earning my Lezbaru wings, seems like Michigan has remembered how to basketball so far?
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM