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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Vanellope Von Schweetz, All Grown Up Edition.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
I should just get out of bed, eat something, make coffee and take a shower.

I should not go back to sleep for 4 more hours now that I'm awake.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Ah, right. That explains the dream about canoeing through river rapids in an endless forest, buried under a mountain of muskrat pelts while a little man in a large hat on a white horse scowls at me with the Civ V French war music playing in the background...
No, YOU fell down a 5hr rabbit hole of genealogy with main missions in 19th-century German Geopolitics, The Forty-Eighters, and the Grand Rapids and Indiana Railroad (plus side missions in Rail Trails, Lansing Origin Stories, and the Turner Movement)
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
And just a reminder that hornt posting and thirst traps are not an invitation to be a fucking creep or you’re going to get a live demonstration of what degloving feels like
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
My personal "well shit, here we are again" is when I'm still awake to see @anthropologal.bsky.social start posting 😭

(tbc I appreciate this as a wakeup/go-to-sleep call, because apparently I need it 🫶)
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
No, YOU fell down a 5hr rabbit hole of genealogy with main missions in 19th-century German Geopolitics, The Forty-Eighters, and the Grand Rapids and Indiana Railroad (plus side missions in Rail Trails, Lansing Origin Stories, and the Turner Movement)
February 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Seriously, so fucking rude 😤
Why'd Snag have to reopen their full catalog to the US on the 1st day of the month I promised to not make any new clothing purchases??? 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
And what's a snow bunny shoot without an obligatory costume change into something even less modest? 🌨️🩷✨
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Hey, you know who else has boobs and loves to show them off?
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Does it still count as the Sunday Sacries if what you're afraid of is another aimless week with nothing to look forward to or fill your time with?
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Why'd Snag have to reopen their full catalog to the US on the 1st day of the month I promised to not make any new clothing purchases??? 😭😭😭
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"kicking myself"

Get it?

Because, "boots"
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I hope y'all appreciate the alt text, because while I thoroughly enjoy the process, my hands hurt 🫶🤕
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
And what's a snow bunny shoot without an obligatory costume change into something even less modest? 🌨️🩷✨
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Oh yeah, I should post the other set, huh?
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Couldn't pass up the opportunity of a snow day to embrace my inner Midwesterner in the least Midwestern way possible ❄️🩵✨
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A teaser, since I've got like 25 favorites to winnow down: some "fuck it's cold out" / "why am I doing this again?" ❄️🩷🙃
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Not the main point of today's camera-based hijinks, but we had So. Many. Grackles and Red-Winged Blackbirds feasting in the snow today! 🐦‍⬛🪶
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Ngl, probably the most fun I've had in the cold/snow since learning to luge like almost 15 years ago ❄️☺️
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Lol, what a ridiculous idea this was 🥶

Although, not much worse than when I was doing it with more clothes on, tbh
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whyyyyy am I like this?? Who is this hour even forrrrrrr????
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Not me just now realizing how decidedly not hot my left leg looks right now after being scraped to hell by ice earlier this week 😒
Welp, "snow squalls" showing up in the forecast discussion and I have been given the "no need to come in tomorrow", sooooo let's do something stupid and maybe hot (and really cold)?
If we get enough snow tomorrow, I might do something really stupid and hot (but also cold)...
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Anyway, this bitch did what 4 different dudes couldn't*, while ALSO closing the shop AND looking miles better than all of them 💅🖤

*they tried their best, and did help push, fwiw
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
GET OFF OUR FUCKING COURT, TOM
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
A.k.a. Achievement Unlocked: jump started a regular customer's car, and powerless-steered & pushed it into a safe spot away from the road when it was clear more was at issue than the battery, then drove her to her friend's house, all while wearing heeled boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ✨💪🌈
Just getting home after earning my Lezbaru wings, seems like Michigan has remembered how to basketball so far?
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM