Callie 🥿🪨
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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
Look I'm just saying maybe my bedmate's thighs are chilly and I can warm them up with my hands while they warm my feet up with theirs we can both win and be cozy and have hands and thighs and other things touching which is also a win for everyone
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
No, it's an exchange, cuz the rest of me is warm and can give back to the other person's cold spots!
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I *would* like a cozy bedmate, for the purposes of warming my feet up
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It could be! 💖
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Is it me?!
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I've had 2 pints and I'm so tired, how did I do this every day for 7 years?
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not happening any time soon with my current health insurance status 😮‍💨
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yes, absolutely!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
But I'm already driving across multiple states to see people!
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I actually wish I wasn't trying to squeeze this trip in with so little time, I'd love to see all the Charlotte peeps!
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
👀👀👀
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Staying in Davidson a couple nights with a friend, but first to CLT where he works at Triple C
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I really struggle with bronzer, it never feels like it provides the intended effect. Might be because I don't do heavy/full coverage ever (I haven't used foundation in like 2 years). Most of the time I just try to get a bit of contouring from different shades of blush and highlighter
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Heck yeah, just point me in the right direction!
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
MURPHY!!! 😍😍😍😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Also helpful for protecting makeup, so you as you remember "Never. Touch. Your. Face."
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yeah, exactly! Nice and tender underneath
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I gotta say, they're a bit too salty for my taste.

Good for developing a protective crust on your cheeks, though.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Difficult, but necessary for long term health and happiness!
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hopefully one with fewer tears and stress rashes? This one is not very tasty, imo
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Escape from L.A. would like a word!
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM