Turkey Burger 🦃🍂
@tyekc.bsky.social
Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
Did Utah's entire team get high before the game?
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did Utah's entire team get high before the game?
It sounds like K-State is playing a Big Dumb Football Game today.
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It sounds like K-State is playing a Big Dumb Football Game today.
Some of you are yelling "go Harvard" or "go Yale," I'm over here yelling "go Johannes Kepler and the law of planetary motion"
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Some of you are yelling "go Harvard" or "go Yale," I'm over here yelling "go Johannes Kepler and the law of planetary motion"
Iowa State finally finds a good helmet design.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Iowa State finally finds a good helmet design.
One of my pet peeves is when I choose my words carefully to convey a specific meaning, then the reader blows right by it and replies "hey what about (thing I preemptively answered if they had just read carefully)"
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One of my pet peeves is when I choose my words carefully to convey a specific meaning, then the reader blows right by it and replies "hey what about (thing I preemptively answered if they had just read carefully)"
Was that really your best play, Drink?
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Was that really your best play, Drink?
Most people mellow as they age, but i think the psycho is just baked into Brent Venables.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Most people mellow as they age, but i think the psycho is just baked into Brent Venables.
"Does this hide my neck vagina?"
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Does this hide my neck vagina?"
I see that Oklahoma has replaced DISRESPEKT with UNITY. There's a lot of competition in college football, but few are on OU's level for empty sloganeering.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I see that Oklahoma has replaced DISRESPEKT with UNITY. There's a lot of competition in college football, but few are on OU's level for empty sloganeering.
(Re)-Watching the 30 for 30 about Miami and this part about Miami roughing up Oklahoma is comical. Like OU didn't bully everyone in the Big 8/12 for decades.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
(Re)-Watching the 30 for 30 about Miami and this part about Miami roughing up Oklahoma is comical. Like OU didn't bully everyone in the Big 8/12 for decades.
Carlos Sainz being stuck at Williams is such a crime.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Carlos Sainz being stuck at Williams is such a crime.
This Mast dude for Nebraska looks like the guy you hate to get stuck guarding in a rec game. Sweating like he's in a sauna.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This Mast dude for Nebraska looks like the guy you hate to get stuck guarding in a rec game. Sweating like he's in a sauna.
Kansas should create a separate football classification that's just Kapaun and Miege and let them play for the state title every year.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Kansas should create a separate football classification that's just Kapaun and Miege and let them play for the state title every year.
Tell her yes and see what happens.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tell her yes and see what happens.
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Yeah, that’s the Denver airport
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, that’s the Denver airport
I'm currently logged into another computer via Teamviewer, and on that computer I have a virtual machine open. Things are getting very meta.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm currently logged into another computer via Teamviewer, and on that computer I have a virtual machine open. Things are getting very meta.
I will never miss the chance to reminisce on the time I wrote an obviously satirical article about K-State being kicked out of the Big 12 over the Star Trek/penis band formation. By mid-afternoon we had to add a disclaimer to it because Yahoo picked it up as an actual news story.
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I will never miss the chance to reminisce on the time I wrote an obviously satirical article about K-State being kicked out of the Big 12 over the Star Trek/penis band formation. By mid-afternoon we had to add a disclaimer to it because Yahoo picked it up as an actual news story.
[Looks at the rest of the AFC]
I STFG, if the Chiefs can just get their heads out of their asses...
I STFG, if the Chiefs can just get their heads out of their asses...
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
[Looks at the rest of the AFC]
I STFG, if the Chiefs can just get their heads out of their asses...
I STFG, if the Chiefs can just get their heads out of their asses...
I've always loved Dave Toub and there is zero evidence to the contrary (please don't search my posts)
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November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I've always loved Dave Toub and there is zero evidence to the contrary (please don't search my posts)
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Alright, that's enough posting. On to the next episode of The American Revolution.
snoop dogg is sitting in a car with two other men .
ALT: snoop dogg is sitting in a car with two other men .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Alright, that's enough posting. On to the next episode of The American Revolution.
Me at the firm's holiday party ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Me at the firm's holiday party ⬇️⬇️⬇️
We used to have to brand traitors and adulterers. Now they're voluntarily doing it.
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
The puffy, artificial look is rising in popularity - thanks to Maga elite such as Kristi Noem and Matt Gaetz
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We used to have to brand traitors and adulterers. Now they're voluntarily doing it.
Went for a 10-minute run and the air outside is AWFUL tonight. Wheezing.
Why is it so hazy in KC today? I hadn't heard about wildfire smoke or anything like that lately.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Went for a 10-minute run and the air outside is AWFUL tonight. Wheezing.