Still T.Y.E.
@tyekc.bsky.social
Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
Bar graph of no bills for the current administration (pink bar) versus all prior administrations combined (blue bar)
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Bar graph of no bills for the current administration (pink bar) versus all prior administrations combined (blue bar)
Three calls from the same number yesterday and today. Bro, take a hint and leave a VM.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Three calls from the same number yesterday and today. Bro, take a hint and leave a VM.
I'm left to assume that the secretary of defense got wasted last night and accidentally hit the "suspend flights to El Paso" button before passing out.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I'm left to assume that the secretary of defense got wasted last night and accidentally hit the "suspend flights to El Paso" button before passing out.
Apparently the reason they all carried pocket Constitutions around all these years was to have extra toilet paper when they needed it.
Mullin: "When you start talking judicial warrants -- it would be basically making every arrest, even if its a traffic stop, that's like making judicial warrants only possible to arrest somebody w/ a DUI. It's same concept as having judicial warrants for arresting someone entering country illegally"
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Apparently the reason they all carried pocket Constitutions around all these years was to have extra toilet paper when they needed it.
Hard to imagine your automated advertising barking up a wronger tree, YouTube
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Hard to imagine your automated advertising barking up a wronger tree, YouTube
Oh god, don't make me do an analysis of Iowa using STAR bonds or some stupid shit.
A bill in the Iowa State Senate was introduced seeking an expansion of its economic growth attraction program with a goal of luring an NFL franchise, specifically the Chicago Bears.
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
“While Illinois and Indiana squabble over this issue, we are ready to get off the sidelines and into the game."
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Oh god, don't make me do an analysis of Iowa using STAR bonds or some stupid shit.
The way they broke into the news just now made me think DID IT HAPPEN
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The way they broke into the news just now made me think DID IT HAPPEN
I'm old enough to remember when this would've been an enormous scandal that was all over the evening news and on the front page of every major newspaper.
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I'm old enough to remember when this would've been an enormous scandal that was all over the evening news and on the front page of every major newspaper.
As you're driving down Pink Hill Road in Grain Valley, there's a sign for "Cemetery/Funeral Home." The road you turn down to get there is...
Slaughter Road
Slaughter Road
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
As you're driving down Pink Hill Road in Grain Valley, there's a sign for "Cemetery/Funeral Home." The road you turn down to get there is...
Slaughter Road
Slaughter Road
Is Arizona's entire offensive plan to take difficult, contested shots?
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Is Arizona's entire offensive plan to take difficult, contested shots?
I remain amazed at the low basketball IQ displayed by so many college basketball players.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I remain amazed at the low basketball IQ displayed by so many college basketball players.
It was an obvious missed call but Arizona just let one bad call turn into a whole series of self-inflicted disasters.
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It was an obvious missed call but Arizona just let one bad call turn into a whole series of self-inflicted disasters.
Bidunga is a big Svi Mykhailiuk fan.
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Bidunga is a big Svi Mykhailiuk fan.
Fran really wanted to talk about facials on the broadcast, i guess
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Fran really wanted to talk about facials on the broadcast, i guess
As Jesus said, "hate thy neighbor."
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
As Jesus said, "hate thy neighbor."
Saw a car going up in flames on I-70 this morning, so someone's week is off to a horrendous start.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Saw a car going up in flames on I-70 this morning, so someone's week is off to a horrendous start.
🎶 Let's make America great again
By making racists ashamed again 🎶
By making racists ashamed again 🎶
The reality is America is a huge multicultural multilingual country, not a white ethnostate, and venomous white supremacist MAGA crybabies lose it whenever that reality becomes unignorable. We should always seek to increase, not decrease, their discomfort. www.the-reframe.com/hating-the-g...
Hating the Game
The cooperation game, the murder game, and acting in good faith with people you know are acting in bad faith.
www.the-reframe.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🎶 Let's make America great again
By making racists ashamed again 🎶
By making racists ashamed again 🎶
Mizzou: Backup QB U
Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Mizzou: Backup QB U
God the AFC was pure ass this year and we couldn't even make the playoffs.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
God the AFC was pure ass this year and we couldn't even make the playoffs.
My 9yo wanted to stay up just to see the confetti.
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My 9yo wanted to stay up just to see the confetti.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
GET ON YOUR HORSE, 76
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
GET ON YOUR HORSE, 76
Isiah Pacheco is watching Reggie Walker and going "bro what are you hesitating for, run as fast as you can right into an OL's ass!"
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Isiah Pacheco is watching Reggie Walker and going "bro what are you hesitating for, run as fast as you can right into an OL's ass!"
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Do that a few more times to Stephon Diggs
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Do that a few more times to Stephon Diggs