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Still T.Y.E.
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Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
When Andrea Bocelli was holding that last note, 9yo goes "does he have 8 lungs?!"
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
No surprise that the Italians brought the thunder musically for the opening ceremony.
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Since they're talking about speed skating, the greatest speed skating race of all time.

youtu.be/5fFnSRKUBFU?...
Ozzy Man Reviews: Greatest Olympic Win Ever
YouTube video by Ozzy Man Reviews
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
LOL some pro golfer wore a Broncos jersey to play the 16th at the Waste Management event and left a birdie putt short right in the mouth. Exactly what he deserved.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Also, 9yo woke up very angry this morning and is slamming himself against the couch and slamming indoor balls against the walls. It's a little loud, but ultimately harmless.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Really proud of 9yo's new year's resolution.
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
We did not get shut out!
I'm starting to understand why real coaches are so neurotic. Tonight is our first comp league game and I'm a nervous wreck. Literally had nightmares about us getting shut out, an extremely unlikely scenario that is totally going to happen.
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Yep. Mass redaction feature for specific words or phrases they enter. Common feature in modern eDiscovery platforms.
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I'm starting to understand why real coaches are so neurotic. Tonight is our first comp league game and I'm a nervous wreck. Literally had nightmares about us getting shut out, an extremely unlikely scenario that is totally going to happen.
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"Babe, I ... I know, I know, but hear me out..."
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Well, as Jesus said, throw the least among you in jail.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "One of my favorite people, President Bukele ... he operates rather large prisons. Very strong prisons."
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
9yo: "When I don't get my daddy snuggles, I don't sleep as well. When you're in business trips, I wake up once or twice every night and go 'dada?'"

If you need me the rest of the night, I'll be in the corner sobbing.
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
9yo spontaneously started flossing and rinsing with mouthwash every night before bed. I suspect it started as a stalling tactic, but it's one that I'm OK with.
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Fucking lawyers ruin everything
Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Perfectly located for dinner after soccer games at Scheels!
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This article is interesting generally, but specifically for the new Chiefs stadium deal, see the reply for a couple notable items.

huddleup.substack.com/p/the-nfls-s...
The NFL’s Super Bowl Demands Are Crazier Than You Think
The Super Bowl is the world’s most commercially successful sporting event.
huddleup.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Fascinating look inside sports betting ($). Being able to limit or ban winning bettors is such a racket, and the predatory behavior is disgusting.

huddleup.substack.com/p/inside-the...
Inside the Algorithms Sportsbooks Use to Track Bettors, Limit Winners, and Push Losers to Bet More
Sportsbooks make almost all their money from just a tiny fraction of customers.
huddleup.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
As a friend astutely pointed out last night, among a large gathering of high school kids there's almost certainly a wrestler or football player, so picking a fight with then is an especially bad idea. So getting owned by Minecraft kid is the least that he deserved.
Everything about that dude getting his ass kicked by a bunch of teenagers was phenomenal, but getting flipped off and shit-talked by a kid wearing a Minecraft backpack was truly the coup de grâce.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Watching a kid from my hometown play against the #1 pick in last year's NBA Draft. What a world.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
All-time great graphic.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Call me
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Everything about that dude getting his ass kicked by a bunch of teenagers was phenomenal, but getting flipped off and shit-talked by a kid wearing a Minecraft backpack was truly the coup de grâce.
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"Follow the law? But that's, like, difficult and stuff."
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM