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Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
๐ถ Tope-eka, FUCK YEAH ๐ถ
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
๐ถ Tope-eka, FUCK YEAH ๐ถ
Was this you when it was delivered?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Was this you when it was delivered?
Idk how apparent it was on the broadcast, but after Hunt's fumble, it was clear Chris Jones was going to single-handedly wreck the Colts' next drive, or die trying. He had the stadium rocking by the time the Colts huddled up.
Watched the Colts offense back this morning. Chris Jones was sensational, both from 3T and lined up at edge. Took over the game on multiple drives.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Idk how apparent it was on the broadcast, but after Hunt's fumble, it was clear Chris Jones was going to single-handedly wreck the Colts' next drive, or die trying. He had the stadium rocking by the time the Colts huddled up.
Wake up, babe, the Chiefs signed a player we're all going to get excited about for a few minutes before he makes no meaningful contribution the rest of the season.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wake up, babe, the Chiefs signed a player we're all going to get excited about for a few minutes before he makes no meaningful contribution the rest of the season.
That'll fix things.
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
That'll fix things.
Was just saying the first half of that to @j15royals.bsky.social. not that I love it, either.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Was just saying the first half of that to @j15royals.bsky.social. not that I love it, either.
Matthew Stafford is absolutely on one tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Matthew Stafford is absolutely on one tonight.
Parkinson didn't even need to catch that touchdown pass from Stafford, it would've embedded itself in his torso if he hadn't.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Parkinson didn't even need to catch that touchdown pass from Stafford, it would've embedded itself in his torso if he hadn't.
Biggest key to a successful first start: play the Raiders
Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB to win his first career regular season start since 1999.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
Cleveland's past QBs were 0-17 before today.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Biggest key to a successful first start: play the Raiders
Usually I'm in favor of going for it, but why wouldn't Dallas take the points there?
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Usually I'm in favor of going for it, but why wouldn't Dallas take the points there?
We used up all our lucky breaks last season and didn't even get a trophy out of it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We used up all our lucky breaks last season and didn't even get a trophy out of it.
More running the ball out of shotgun. More RPOs. More failure.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
More running the ball out of shotgun. More RPOs. More failure.
Most teenagers handle breakups with more composure than this.
Marjorie hasnโt seen the light, she has seen proof of him raping young girls in the Epstein filesโฆ
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Most teenagers handle breakups with more composure than this.
K-State's players were more than good enough to win. Their coaches weren't.
LOWEST POSTGAME WIN EXPECTANCY IN A WIN, WEEK 13
App St > Marshall 13.9%
Kenn St > Missouri St 20.4%
Duke > UNC 22.2%
Utah > K-State 24.9%
LT > Liberty 25.1%
FIU > Jax St 44.8%
NMSU > UTEP 50.1%
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
App St > Marshall 13.9%
Kenn St > Missouri St 20.4%
Duke > UNC 22.2%
Utah > K-State 24.9%
LT > Liberty 25.1%
FIU > Jax St 44.8%
NMSU > UTEP 50.1%
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 SP+
docs.google.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
K-State's players were more than good enough to win. Their coaches weren't.
I am suddenly super interested in the US cattle industry, a thing I couldn't have imagined being engrossed by even a week ago.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I am suddenly super interested in the US cattle industry, a thing I couldn't have imagined being engrossed by even a week ago.
OK, this Mickey thing with the fountains thing is amazing. Gonna have to show the boys tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
OK, this Mickey thing with the fountains thing is amazing. Gonna have to show the boys tomorrow.
Max is such a psycho that I'm sure that entire lap he was like "that was shit, he totally missed the apex"
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Max is such a psycho that I'm sure that entire lap he was like "that was shit, he totally missed the apex"
I would've killed to achieve these speeds last year when I was in Vegas for work.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I would've killed to achieve these speeds last year when I was in Vegas for work.
LOL this Lego car victory lap is amazing (I'm a bit behind, obviously)
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
LOL this Lego car victory lap is amazing (I'm a bit behind, obviously)
Botoleto crashing into Stroll on the start looked like my 9yo playing F1 on the PS5.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Botoleto crashing into Stroll on the start looked like my 9yo playing F1 on the PS5.
Our athletic department is beyond parody.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Our athletic department is beyond parody.
But I'm still a lawyer!
a woman sitting on a couch with the words still counts written on the bottom
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words still counts written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
But I'm still a lawyer!
Was pretty good in high school business law and pre-law mock trial in college. Turns out that's not anything like actually practicing law.
Whatโs the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Was pretty good in high school business law and pre-law mock trial in college. Turns out that's not anything like actually practicing law.
This is offensive.
Avery Johnson just tied Will Howard as K-State's all-time passing TD leader.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is offensive.