Tyler Cheshire
@tylercheshire.com
rejected applicant. Chapman Screenwriting MFA grad.
opening my alarm app every half inning as I keep pushing it later and later as I lie to myself it's still a reasonable time to wake up before work. Sure, I can make my usual 20 minute drive in -7 minutes
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
opening my alarm app every half inning as I keep pushing it later and later as I lie to myself it's still a reasonable time to wake up before work. Sure, I can make my usual 20 minute drive in -7 minutes
It's nice when Shohei Ohtani does cool stuff and it doesn't just fuel existential dread inside of you because he plays for the Angels where the only thoughts that cross your mind are how pointless everything is while you think about your own mortality
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's nice when Shohei Ohtani does cool stuff and it doesn't just fuel existential dread inside of you because he plays for the Angels where the only thoughts that cross your mind are how pointless everything is while you think about your own mortality
It was only a matter of time until Disney pressed the "easiest money we'll ever make" button
Holy Crap, It Looks Like Disney Is Finally Restoring And Releasing The Original Version Of Star Wars
Leaks Show Theatrical Version Of Star Wars Being Restored In 4K
Leaked screenshots show off a highly detailed restoration that puts the crappy 2006 versions of the theatrical cuts to shame
kotaku.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It was only a matter of time until Disney pressed the "easiest money we'll ever make" button
Just heard an announcer on national television call someone I grew up playing baseball with an "old man" which doesn't make me feel ancient at all
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just heard an announcer on national television call someone I grew up playing baseball with an "old man" which doesn't make me feel ancient at all
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I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes
I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm a reasonable man, but the writer who came up with two gun jokes related to TV insurance mascots in Highest 2 Lowest should be tried for actual crimes
Reposted by Tyler Cheshire
Australians gotta have the lowest usage rate of their original accent, when starring in movies or TV, out of any country. Margot Robbie would rather die than have a character be from there
January 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Australians gotta have the lowest usage rate of their original accent, when starring in movies or TV, out of any country. Margot Robbie would rather die than have a character be from there
My friend will randomly send me some two hour old Russian movie for no reason, then I scrub through it and always find something insane like this
August 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My friend will randomly send me some two hour old Russian movie for no reason, then I scrub through it and always find something insane like this
Love when the boys group chat becomes the What's The Weather Like? chat for like a solid hour. Screenshots of weather apps. Institutional knowledge of local climates with statements like, "as you know it gets pretty windy this time of the year." Blurry photos from the car. That's the good shit
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Love when the boys group chat becomes the What's The Weather Like? chat for like a solid hour. Screenshots of weather apps. Institutional knowledge of local climates with statements like, "as you know it gets pretty windy this time of the year." Blurry photos from the car. That's the good shit
a shocking thing to note, but good filmmakers can sometimes make bad films and bad filmmakers can sometimes make good films
August 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
a shocking thing to note, but good filmmakers can sometimes make bad films and bad filmmakers can sometimes make good films
Every anecdote in the Billy Joel doc:
"I was haunted by a demon that would threaten to murder me if I didn't feed him crackers every night, but I decided to stop feeding him bc I'm from Long Island. That's how I came up with the song 'The Monster Wants Crackers'"
*sells a billion albums*
"I was haunted by a demon that would threaten to murder me if I didn't feed him crackers every night, but I decided to stop feeding him bc I'm from Long Island. That's how I came up with the song 'The Monster Wants Crackers'"
*sells a billion albums*
July 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Every anecdote in the Billy Joel doc:
"I was haunted by a demon that would threaten to murder me if I didn't feed him crackers every night, but I decided to stop feeding him bc I'm from Long Island. That's how I came up with the song 'The Monster Wants Crackers'"
*sells a billion albums*
"I was haunted by a demon that would threaten to murder me if I didn't feed him crackers every night, but I decided to stop feeding him bc I'm from Long Island. That's how I came up with the song 'The Monster Wants Crackers'"
*sells a billion albums*
Fiona Apple has a funny story saying she quit cocaine after a miserable night being stuck in a private theater with Tarantino and PTA, and I honestly believe there's a movie in there somewhere
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fiona Apple has a funny story saying she quit cocaine after a miserable night being stuck in a private theater with Tarantino and PTA, and I honestly believe there's a movie in there somewhere
never learned pig latin which is crazy bc I grew up on a farm
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
never learned pig latin which is crazy bc I grew up on a farm
My niece got banned for a day in Roblox and I can't stop laughing at the reasons
July 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My niece got banned for a day in Roblox and I can't stop laughing at the reasons
A four star rating on Letterboxd is the cowards rating and I'm the king of the cowards
June 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A four star rating on Letterboxd is the cowards rating and I'm the king of the cowards
The Bear is on an even year San Francisco Giants type run right now
June 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The Bear is on an even year San Francisco Giants type run right now
The Pitt doesn't even have as many medical emergencies as The Bear seems to have every season
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Pitt doesn't even have as many medical emergencies as The Bear seems to have every season
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Happy Mother's day to Eva Longoria who I'm sure is a great mom, but without her, the John Wick franchise might not even exist. She is the best of them
May 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happy Mother's day to Eva Longoria who I'm sure is a great mom, but without her, the John Wick franchise might not even exist. She is the best of them
Happy Mother's day to Eva Longoria who I'm sure is a great mom, but without her, the John Wick franchise might not even exist. She is the best of them
May 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Happy Mother's day to Eva Longoria who I'm sure is a great mom, but without her, the John Wick franchise might not even exist. She is the best of them
Kids these days aren't even ghost riding the whip
May 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Kids these days aren't even ghost riding the whip
The least realistic thing I've seen in a movie in a long time is two teens texting who were using capital letters and proper punctuation
May 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The least realistic thing I've seen in a movie in a long time is two teens texting who were using capital letters and proper punctuation
It's my new mission in life to destroy all Screen X movie theater auditoriums. An absolute abomination thrust upon an innocent movie going population
May 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's my new mission in life to destroy all Screen X movie theater auditoriums. An absolute abomination thrust upon an innocent movie going population
rewatched a random episode from the first season of The Rehearsal last night and forgot how hard the line, "totaled my Scion tC at 100 mph" went
April 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
rewatched a random episode from the first season of The Rehearsal last night and forgot how hard the line, "totaled my Scion tC at 100 mph" went
Here is Maikel Garcia getting tagged on the face in a stolen base attempt
April 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Here is Maikel Garcia getting tagged on the face in a stolen base attempt