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Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
Somewhere out there right now is a guy who’s about to lose his whole life savings on a parlay ChatGPT told him to place on Draft Kings
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Somewhere out there right now is a guy who’s about to lose his whole life savings on a parlay ChatGPT told him to place on Draft Kings
I discovered a new type of degenerate today: guy who goes to the pet store but leaves his dog in the hot car
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I discovered a new type of degenerate today: guy who goes to the pet store but leaves his dog in the hot car
I’m finally sampling the famous Pennsylvania Beef Sandwich. Here’s a hot tip I got from a local — order it “with some cheese”
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m finally sampling the famous Pennsylvania Beef Sandwich. Here’s a hot tip I got from a local — order it “with some cheese”
I have never had the 0-100 panic as I did just now when the TSA agent told me that I am at the wrong airport
(I accidentally pulled up the boarding pass for my second leg instead of my first)
(I accidentally pulled up the boarding pass for my second leg instead of my first)
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have never had the 0-100 panic as I did just now when the TSA agent told me that I am at the wrong airport
(I accidentally pulled up the boarding pass for my second leg instead of my first)
(I accidentally pulled up the boarding pass for my second leg instead of my first)
I’m parallel parking in front of the eye doctor’s office and I just know this is part of the test
August 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m parallel parking in front of the eye doctor’s office and I just know this is part of the test
I love it when somebody tells me that I look like I’m losing weight because what they’re really saying is “hmm, I remember you being fatter”
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I love it when somebody tells me that I look like I’m losing weight because what they’re really saying is “hmm, I remember you being fatter”
I have been editing and doing replays for sports tv for close to 15 years and I have never gotten more comments and compliments than when I did a split screen from my bird feeder camera that took me 30 seconds in iMovie
June 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have been editing and doing replays for sports tv for close to 15 years and I have never gotten more comments and compliments than when I did a split screen from my bird feeder camera that took me 30 seconds in iMovie
lol I won another Emmy
May 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
lol I won another Emmy
The phrase “sleep tight” implies that you can sleep loose, and tbh I’d like to try that some time. Sounds nice
April 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The phrase “sleep tight” implies that you can sleep loose, and tbh I’d like to try that some time. Sounds nice
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Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
How it feels to run two errands on the same block
March 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How it feels to run two errands on the same block
Uh oh I was featured in a call-in segment of my favorite podcast and discovered that my voice sounds weird to other people
March 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Uh oh I was featured in a call-in segment of my favorite podcast and discovered that my voice sounds weird to other people
Yeah I like cinema 😎
January 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yeah I like cinema 😎
I woulda just shit on his desk
Biden left Trump 'inspirational' message in 'very nice' letter, new president says (Stephen Sorace/Fox News)
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January 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I woulda just shit on his desk
I’m honestly glad Elon did the nazi salute because it finally got me to delete the app he bought from my phone. I don’t need that in my life any more
January 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m honestly glad Elon did the nazi salute because it finally got me to delete the app he bought from my phone. I don’t need that in my life any more
seent a very cool bird at my house today (it’s a barred owl)
January 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
seent a very cool bird at my house today (it’s a barred owl)
I am on bluesky now, and to celebrate here’s a thread of all my good tweets from the other app 👇
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I am on bluesky now, and to celebrate here’s a thread of all my good tweets from the other app 👇