Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Priscilla - the other woman.
1968 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
"If you don't look back at your car when you've parked it, you bought the wrong car."
1968 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
"If you don't look back at your car when you've parked it, you bought the wrong car."
2026 is gonna be my year
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
Greta Thunberg with Kneecap and Fontaines D.C. and also President Connolly.
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Greta Thunberg with Kneecap and Fontaines D.C. and also President Connolly.
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
I've got a bad feeling about this.
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Watching the excellent Christmas film "Die Hard" (also by Shane Black), I'm amazed at the cross-film actors between here, Die Hard and The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Shane Black is a god.
Shane Black is a god.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Watching the excellent Christmas film "Die Hard" (also by Shane Black), I'm amazed at the cross-film actors between here, Die Hard and The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Shane Black is a god.
Shane Black is a god.
Sezchuan duck breast, roasted fingerlings and asparagus, cherry jus.
DONE.
DONE.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Sezchuan duck breast, roasted fingerlings and asparagus, cherry jus.
DONE.
DONE.
Clean up in aisle five.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Clean up in aisle five.
I'd watch the hell out of this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'd watch the hell out of this.
Sir Rusty wishes thee a cool yule.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sir Rusty wishes thee a cool yule.
Welp, I'm still up in the Central Time Zone.
What's your excuse for going to bed?
What's your excuse for going to bed?
dr. evil is making a peace sign with his hands and the word working is visible behind him .
ALT: dr. evil is making a peace sign with his hands and the word working is visible behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Welp, I'm still up in the Central Time Zone.
What's your excuse for going to bed?
What's your excuse for going to bed?
More relevant during this administration.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
More relevant during this administration.
The only Christmas movie that asks the eternal question:
a man in a suit and tie says have you tried staples ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says have you tried staples ?
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The only Christmas movie that asks the eternal question:
Pazuzu's Petals...
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pazuzu's Petals...
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Tis the Season!
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Tis the Season!
Yep.
I'm festive-fancy.
I'm festive-fancy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yep.
I'm festive-fancy.
I'm festive-fancy.
Oww, my back.
19/20.
19/20.
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oww, my back.
19/20.
19/20.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A Christmas favorite, "The Long Kiss Goodnight."
Might be my favorite Samuel Jackson.
Might be my favorite Samuel Jackson.
a woman in a red coat and hat stands in the snow
ALT: a woman in a red coat and hat stands in the snow
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A Christmas favorite, "The Long Kiss Goodnight."
Might be my favorite Samuel Jackson.
Might be my favorite Samuel Jackson.
Enjoy your coal.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Enjoy your coal.
Another reason to read the fucking manual.
a close up of a gremlins character wearing glasses .
ALT: a close up of a gremlins character wearing glasses .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Another reason to read the fucking manual.
I'm grateful my Bears won today, but if Santa could bring me a wonderful gift; let the Packers get absolutely shit-housed in Denver today.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm grateful my Bears won today, but if Santa could bring me a wonderful gift; let the Packers get absolutely shit-housed in Denver today.
Lil' Ditka wants you to Bear Down!
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lil' Ditka wants you to Bear Down!
Sunday vibes.🏈🍺🍗
a man wearing a helmet and scarf stands in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and scarf stands in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sunday vibes.🏈🍺🍗
I'm putting a price on this guy's head.
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm putting a price on this guy's head.
Duck confit, over wild mushroom truffle risotto and roasted asparagus.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Duck confit, over wild mushroom truffle risotto and roasted asparagus.
What Christmas song is played the most in Psychiatric hospitals?
"Do you see what I see?"
"Do you see what I see?"
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What Christmas song is played the most in Psychiatric hospitals?
"Do you see what I see?"
"Do you see what I see?"