Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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And now I'm reminded of Roald Dahl's "Lamb To The Slaughter."
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And now I'm reminded of Roald Dahl's "Lamb To The Slaughter."
I've never been a fan of cats, unless it's about vivisection.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've never been a fan of cats, unless it's about vivisection.
To Elba?
Chateau d'If?
Chateau d'If?
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
To Elba?
Chateau d'If?
Chateau d'If?
This guy looks very much like someone with a lot of buried kids in his backyard.
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This guy looks very much like someone with a lot of buried kids in his backyard.
"Thighs Upon My Face"
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Thighs Upon My Face"
I feel this on so many levels.
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I feel this on so many levels.
Wait until you hear about Stephen Miller!
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wait until you hear about Stephen Miller!
It gets all wound up in the vacuum cleaner, too.
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It gets all wound up in the vacuum cleaner, too.
I axed the likka sto guy if had unflavored soju and he pointed at this.
He was wrong because:
1. Not soju
2. It says on the back "apple flavored wine
🙄
He was wrong because:
1. Not soju
2. It says on the back "apple flavored wine
🙄
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I axed the likka sto guy if had unflavored soju and he pointed at this.
He was wrong because:
1. Not soju
2. It says on the back "apple flavored wine
🙄
He was wrong because:
1. Not soju
2. It says on the back "apple flavored wine
🙄
Don't forget this:
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Don't forget this:
Me, at best.
#AbolishTinsel
#AbolishTinsel
a woman in a grey sweater is decorating a small christmas tree
ALT: a woman in a grey sweater is decorating a small christmas tree
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December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me, at best.
#AbolishTinsel
#AbolishTinsel
That's so awesome!
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That's so awesome!
No, but I love my man sporting a White Sox hoodie in this photo.
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No, but I love my man sporting a White Sox hoodie in this photo.
Do it again, but this time with glitter on the floor.
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do it again, but this time with glitter on the floor.
3 Days of the Grinch.
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
3 Days of the Grinch.
It's on Plex, should you find yourself curious.
It's pretty good. I actually saw it in the theater.
It's pretty good. I actually saw it in the theater.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's on Plex, should you find yourself curious.
It's pretty good. I actually saw it in the theater.
It's pretty good. I actually saw it in the theater.
Can't wait to see the next administration undo every single thing this rapist piece of shit did.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can't wait to see the next administration undo every single thing this rapist piece of shit did.