Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
$5.99/minute. Must be 18 to call.
I've never been a fan of cats, unless it's about vivisection.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've never been a fan of cats, unless it's about vivisection.
Don't forget this:
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Don't forget this:
Greta Thunberg with Kneecap and Fontaines D.C. and also President Connolly.
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Greta Thunberg with Kneecap and Fontaines D.C. and also President Connolly.
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
Fuck yeah.💚🇮🇪
I've got a bad feeling about this.
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Sezchuan duck breast, roasted fingerlings and asparagus, cherry jus.
DONE.
DONE.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Sezchuan duck breast, roasted fingerlings and asparagus, cherry jus.
DONE.
DONE.
You should consider the ol' Ambrose Burnside.
Chicks dig it.
Chicks dig it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You should consider the ol' Ambrose Burnside.
Chicks dig it.
Chicks dig it.
Clean up in aisle five.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Clean up in aisle five.
I'd watch the hell out of this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'd watch the hell out of this.
This is about what to expect from the rotting pumpkin.
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is about what to expect from the rotting pumpkin.
Now I see this stuff everywhere.
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Now I see this stuff everywhere.
Sir Rusty wishes thee a cool yule.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sir Rusty wishes thee a cool yule.
Listening to old Crimmus choons.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Listening to old Crimmus choons.
More relevant during this administration.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
More relevant during this administration.
You just reminded me of this ol' chestnut.
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You just reminded me of this ol' chestnut.
Pazuzu's Petals...
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pazuzu's Petals...
Yep.
I'm festive-fancy.
I'm festive-fancy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yep.
I'm festive-fancy.
I'm festive-fancy.
Well if that's the case, I can say "phone box" and get 20 as well. :)
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well if that's the case, I can say "phone box" and get 20 as well. :)
Also... you're not wrong.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Also... you're not wrong.
Oww, my back.
19/20.
19/20.
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oww, my back.
19/20.
19/20.