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I like pork
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Painting of nathaniel b is done
February 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Texas Woman’s Hair Puffs Up During Confrontation In Walmart Parking Lot To Intimidate Rivals
GRAPEVINE, TX—In the midst of a skirmish over someone’s cart blocking a parking spot at Walmart, sources confirmed the hair of local woman Deena Platt puffed up to several times its usual size Friday,...
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February 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Feeling horror and hungry :P
February 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Chumbuds
February 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are helping a third fox, an elderly fox of soft rosy pink with her groceries. Rosy fox walks ahead, looking behind herself at Blue and Green. Rosy: Thank you for helping me with the groceries again. Green: It's what neighbours are for, isn't it? Blue and Green hesitate a moment as Rosy cheerfully asks them a question. Rosy: So how long have you boys been together? Blue: Eh... All the foxes relax as Rosy continues. Rosy: Oh come on, I've seen your apartment. You two only have one bed.
February 17, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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happy valentines! 💗
February 15, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, holding two necklaces, one of which is gold, the other is silver. Green turns around to look at him, equally excited. Blue: Look! I got us matching necklaces! Green: Neat! Blue and Green face each other, each holding one of the necklaces. Blue has the golden one and Green has the silver. The pendants are joined together like puzzle pieces. Blue: Their pendants click together! Green: Cool! Now wearing the pendants, Blue and Green look at them. Blue: Pity that the chains are too short to join them while wearing them. Green presses himself against Blue, clinging as close to him as possible. The pendants have clicked together again. Green: Challenge accepted!
February 15, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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February 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Here is a nice mushroom: long edition
A single very long-stalked mushroom with an illuminated cap grows from inside a mossy stump toward the winter sky
February 14, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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I want nobunny but you 🐇💕
Watercolour painting of two bunnies side by side, forming a heart shape on a plain white background. One bunny is white and the other black, and both have gold sparkles/stars on them
February 14, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Take the quiz below to compare your answers to questions recently posed to Joe Biden.
Is Your Memory Better Than Joe Biden’s?
The report by special counsel Robert Hur that describes Joe Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory” has renewed debate about the president’s capacity to carry out a second term. But how bad is hi...
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February 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
ultragaybacon.bsky.social
Just beat Undertale Yellow and God I want Martlet to feed me like a bird what
February 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in a liquor store, looking at shelves of whiskey. Blue: I want to get my friend the finest whiskey for his housewarming party. Is an 18-year-old fancy? The two foxes look at each other as Green talks. Green: That might be a little too fancy. He might get too intimidated to drink it. Confidently, Blue grabs a bottle from the shelf. Blue: Nope, only the best for my good man. Blue and Green arrive at Blue's friend's housewarming party. Blue is carrying a narrow bottle-sized gift bag, and his friend looks at it in surprise. Blue: Congratulations on your new home! Blue's friend: Wow! I'm not sure if I even dare to drink that!
February 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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“Yay. Monday,” the fringehead said sarcastically.
A headshot of a sarcastic fringhead, showing the fish’s dark round face, large frown-like mouth, and protruding eyes looking in different directions.
February 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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February 12, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Baffling Report Finds Vatican Also Tried To Cover Up Jared Fogle’s Sexual Abuse
VATICAN CITY—Concluding that high-ranking church officials had concealed evidence of the former Subway spokesman preying on young children, a baffling report released Monday found that the Vatican als...
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February 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
ultragaybacon.bsky.social
Decided to sketch nathaniel bandy for an art assignment
February 12, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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sorry I don't know what this means but I felt compelled to create it
Andy Reid enters a hospital, talks to the receptionist, talks to a doctor, and finally visits the bedside of a very angry Travis Kelce. Sorry, I don't know who any of these people are but I gather they're superbowl-related.
February 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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My daughter Nina turned 21 today. (Sorry, these are the most recent pictures I could find of her.)
February 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Chiefs Pour Vat Of Hot Fryer Grease Over Andy Reid
LAS VEGAS—Following a longstanding team tradition, members of the Kansas City Chiefs celebrated their Super Bowl LVIII win Sunday by pouring a vat of hot fryer grease over head coach Andy Reid. Source...
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February 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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@tealhollow1.bsky.social this you?
February 12, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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moon jellies
February 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM