Bill Dennison
@unclebill27.bsky.social
Maryland based actor and a joy to have in class
Next up: Jane Anger at Maryland Ensemble Theatre
March 28-April 19
Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35900/production/1203323
Next up: Jane Anger at Maryland Ensemble Theatre
March 28-April 19
Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35900/production/1203323
I’m not really big on the idea of making so many movies into stage musicals, however, I feel like Austin Powers is just ripe for so much potential.
April 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m not really big on the idea of making so many movies into stage musicals, however, I feel like Austin Powers is just ripe for so much potential.
In full Larry David mode today.
March 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In full Larry David mode today.
Sometimes I forget you can just go to Wendy’s and get a baked potato, ready to go. What a luxury.
March 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sometimes I forget you can just go to Wendy’s and get a baked potato, ready to go. What a luxury.
Just put the cabin air filter back and focus on the oil, oil boy.
March 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just put the cabin air filter back and focus on the oil, oil boy.
“Your gmail is 97% full!”
Good. Fill it up. I don’t want to receive another email ever again.
Good. Fill it up. I don’t want to receive another email ever again.
March 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“Your gmail is 97% full!”
Good. Fill it up. I don’t want to receive another email ever again.
Good. Fill it up. I don’t want to receive another email ever again.
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to audibly say “oh fuck yeah” when Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney and Wings came on at the coffee shop.
March 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to audibly say “oh fuck yeah” when Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney and Wings came on at the coffee shop.
Reposted by Bill Dennison
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Shrek looks fine, everyone calm down
March 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Shrek looks fine, everyone calm down
Had too much sativa and watched the music video for Elton John’s The One. Wild experience.
February 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Had too much sativa and watched the music video for Elton John’s The One. Wild experience.
I have noticed a disturbing trend within myself of choosing comfortable and warm socks over fun socks. This needs to stop.
February 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I have noticed a disturbing trend within myself of choosing comfortable and warm socks over fun socks. This needs to stop.
The urge to smoke weed with Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
February 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The urge to smoke weed with Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Why are there so many porn bots on Words with Friends? These are not the friends I want to have words with. Or maybe I do…
January 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why are there so many porn bots on Words with Friends? These are not the friends I want to have words with. Or maybe I do…
I threw away a lot of points by spelling TUSHIE in Words with Friends but it was worth it
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I threw away a lot of points by spelling TUSHIE in Words with Friends but it was worth it
The Costco food court is empty and you still sit at my table? This does not get 5 big booms.
January 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Costco food court is empty and you still sit at my table? This does not get 5 big booms.
Reposted by Bill Dennison
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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theonion.com/ram-wil...
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...
theonion.com/ram-wil...
Reposted by Bill Dennison
what kind of sick fuck watches jimmy fallon?
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
what kind of sick fuck watches jimmy fallon?
The waiting room at America’s Best is depressing and that seems appropriate.
January 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The waiting room at America’s Best is depressing and that seems appropriate.
Reposted by Bill Dennison
I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs
Reposted by Bill Dennison
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19!
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19!
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
Come check it out! 2/7-3/2!
Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/35900/produc...
Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/35900/produc...
January 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Come check it out! 2/7-3/2!
Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/35900/produc...
Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/35900/produc...