Uncle Kermit
@unclekermit.bsky.social
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
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I would fail in my mission.
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I would fail in my mission.
I see you as James Bond villain about to seduce me.
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I see you as James Bond villain about to seduce me.
You just have to use enough force.
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
You just have to use enough force.
Gnomes are tasty.
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Gnomes are tasty.