@unclepalindrome.bsky.social
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unclepalindrome.bsky.social
my dog is Karl Barx and I usually just call him Karl but sometimes I call him KB or Karlton or Karlton Barxus Maximus or Karlito Barkanegra or dipshit
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
getting wind of a guy people are talking about and going "nah i'm good" is one of the elementary pleasures of life
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
he kinda looks confused. seems like he'd rather be somewhere else. standard old crank behavior
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
wayne gretzky is transitioning into an old crank nicely. still has HOF hair.
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
thought worthy things i do not have time to record my thoughts on:
BB in UNC
Rubio letting it slip that nothing happens without trump tweeting
JB handing out rope that will be used to hang him
AI admitting every time they're called on it that they cannot function without employing wholesale theft
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
florida will forever be fighting the allegations
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
you will also not be seeing reba at my death bed
yasharali.bsky.social
BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
I have the version of empathy where I get to decide how other people think and feel
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
i would argue that it's "only vibes" in the same way that counting cards is "only vibes"
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kibblesmith.com
I’ve seen the videos, they ARE coming through you.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
If you come for my people, you come through me.
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
that's great for heavy use, but for aesthetics i prefer to just hit the gang with five extra coats of clear lacquer
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
nothing, i suppose, other than looking at the evolutionary history of every single transportation technology and deciding these guys aren't god.
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
Indeed. And your reply was, it hasn't happened yet. Which is also something I pointed out
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
Well that clears it up, failure is impossible!
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
So, this means they'll be safe forever?
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
now if you bring up a footlong turd on italian herb and cheese, well, that's a hoot
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
for the revenue of 2 - 3 super bowl commercial breaks per year, i could run an effective cable news station. if anyone has that kinda money laying around and wants to fix america
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
first rule of policework is apparently never wait for all the facts before pushing your narrative onto a situation
helldude.bsky.social
when police unions expressly equivocate, another word for this is "lying"
unclepalindrome.bsky.social
i don't know who this is or what you're talking about because whoever this is has me blocked, but if they're hasslin vrunt i'm not missing much
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.