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Semaj
@unclesemaj.bsky.social
Well I am your uncle Semaj and bitch you better act right
Not my home but I would know my way around
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Giraffe for sure
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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If immigrants are “free loaders” why is ICE in work places?
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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If anyone knows of any extra-help, substitute librarian or library worker jobs (especially in the Bay Area) please kindly send them my way! (:

I’ve applied to a couple of places, but either haven’t heard back or they went with someone else.

Long live libraries! ✨💚📚
January 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sometimes I truly need a year long vacation from everyone and just be on a island in the ocean
January 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Not here to hurt feelings, just QTNA
January 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Come on BAPS! I love that movie with my heart
MY soul food is created to nourish the soul, ok?

I ain’t used pork since Thelma was on good times about to marry eBay the African Prince cause he didn’t eat pork in his food and I said “no no no! I’m waitin on my African Prince to be my babys’ daddy”
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So how many of you hoes
fuck with Alani Nu because I feel like I don’t see enough of the ✋🏿✋🏾 drinking it and this ain’t my go to flavor but it’s alright so if you fuck with this drink let me know we can be friends or you can do the bending either is fine lol
January 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Woke up without a sugar daddy again 😭
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh and @tatisprout.bsky.social is my wife and we will be collecting all Sanrio and Sanrio accessories with a vengeance and a glitter baseball bat so hands up Hello kitty out!!!
December 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I am currently learning Spanish, and French on Duolingo and tell me why I find the Spanish easier…. In my Selena era I fear 🤪🤪
December 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
We can’t be friends (String version) really is like one of my fave songs, Ms Glinda(formerly ponytail) really did her big one with that song #wecantbefriends
December 29, 2024 at 5:48 PM
The only answer is Twizzlers baby go right ahead and clock out for me miss girl and take your ashy elbows with you
December 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Woke up gay again.
December 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Was up hoes !
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
A class on common sense
2. If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
In case you hoes wanted to know I am a Taurus ☀️, Gemini 🌕, and Libra rising so who wants to wife me up/slut me out (because at this point I’d happily take both)
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
This is me most days
December 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
@tatisprout.bsky.social hi Tati just wanted to let you know you are awesome
December 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This is me all month long
December 16, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Well child I guess I got to build this profile now too
December 15, 2024 at 8:10 PM