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@kiddocut.bsky.social
Timid small Trans-masc-ochist specializing in paper cut illustration, comics, puppets and print making in the city of Milwaukee WI. Commissions are CLOSED. Ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/addoknowman
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Surprise that #comic and/or #spider-man nerd that's hard to shop for this holiday season with this #zine me and some friends made about Doctor Octopus and Aunt May and their weird relationship. It's easily one of my favorite things I've ever made. Yippee for Bluesky reposts! ko-fi.com/s/b6d5c8984f
Hey, I uh…can old age just take me out? Like rnc
Kamala Harris’ former campaign account has rebranded to “headquarters_67” (on Twitter), it is now a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content.
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hey, I uh…can old age just take me out? Like rnc
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As always, super smart stuff from @denizcamp.bsky.social @ericxyz.bsky.social & co! This time playing w/the nature of comics & the gaps to explore their philosophical terrain. It’s understanding comics as twilight zone… also, I really loved the newsprint paper, no shiny glare (more like this)! 1/2
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
As always, super smart stuff from @denizcamp.bsky.social @ericxyz.bsky.social & co! This time playing w/the nature of comics & the gaps to explore their philosophical terrain. It’s understanding comics as twilight zone… also, I really loved the newsprint paper, no shiny glare (more like this)! 1/2
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They gotta bring back the "stupid asshole who loves a girl but she doesn't have patience for his bullshit" genre.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
They gotta bring back the "stupid asshole who loves a girl but she doesn't have patience for his bullshit" genre.
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dress for the job you want
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
dress for the job you want
ARCHIE HORNY POSTING ON MY BLUESKY????
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
ARCHIE HORNY POSTING ON MY BLUESKY????
Oh….oh wow
Stalin was "progressive".
Kamala is better than "progressive".
She's a liberal.
Kamala is better than "progressive".
She's a liberal.
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh….oh wow
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This is the hottest a man can look
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
This is the hottest a man can look
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very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
I have a need for a sticker
paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I have a need for a sticker
I just assume people who willingly share any and all AI generated content are just point blank objectivists at least and fascists at worse. Literally, fuck off.
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I just assume people who willingly share any and all AI generated content are just point blank objectivists at least and fascists at worse. Literally, fuck off.
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
When I was a kid I sure had a lot of “I wish I was a boy” thoughts but it was more in the context of “I wish I didn’t look like this as a girl” because especially as children we are so conditioned to be presentable to the adults around us…and I’ve been pondering on that with all that’s going on.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
When I was a kid I sure had a lot of “I wish I was a boy” thoughts but it was more in the context of “I wish I didn’t look like this as a girl” because especially as children we are so conditioned to be presentable to the adults around us…and I’ve been pondering on that with all that’s going on.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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"Now, on Fox Kids, it's Eek! The Cat. And after that, a former child star grapples with a physical condition that keeps her from ever growing up and forces her into a state of psychosis that shatters her ability to process reality. And then, Bobby's World!"
February 7, 2024 at 8:48 PM
"Now, on Fox Kids, it's Eek! The Cat. And after that, a former child star grapples with a physical condition that keeps her from ever growing up and forces her into a state of psychosis that shatters her ability to process reality. And then, Bobby's World!"
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“Gambling company operates free grocery store for the poor” is literally some Al Capone type shit x.com/polymarket/s...
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
“Gambling company operates free grocery store for the poor” is literally some Al Capone type shit x.com/polymarket/s...
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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245. The Inferior Five (1967-1972)
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
245. The Inferior Five (1967-1972)
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He's right, so instead we should show our appreciation by giving ICE and Border Patrol things like no food, no drink, and no rest.
This is an absolute threat. “You’re not going to stop ICE. You’re not going to stop Border Patrol.”
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
Said with the cool casual tone of a sociopath.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
He's right, so instead we should show our appreciation by giving ICE and Border Patrol things like no food, no drink, and no rest.
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"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
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