Uncle Tits
@uncletits.bsky.social
I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.
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Every accusation is a confession. They're doing the same thing they did with Corbyn, deciding the only reason people could want an alternative to them is that they were idiots who'd been tricked. I think people will be far less patient with it this time.
Truly embarrassing piece...
I haven't seen anyone yet making Polanski a hero or adulating him
On the other hand, I've seen lots of super clever pundits adulating the likes of masterminds such as McSwinney and Cummings. Talk about engaging your brains...
I haven't seen anyone yet making Polanski a hero or adulating him
On the other hand, I've seen lots of super clever pundits adulating the likes of masterminds such as McSwinney and Cummings. Talk about engaging your brains...
Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if you want. Just don’t forget to engage your brain | Marina Hyde
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every accusation is a confession. They're doing the same thing they did with Corbyn, deciding the only reason people could want an alternative to them is that they were idiots who'd been tricked. I think people will be far less patient with it this time.
Probably the most accessible analysis we have so far, but it still isn't enough, lads. This needs to trickle down *fast* so everyone understands it.
How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Probably the most accessible analysis we have so far, but it still isn't enough, lads. This needs to trickle down *fast* so everyone understands it.
How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
How can we make the forces of neoliberalism clearer to your grandmother? Your racist uncle? That gobby shite you work with?
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This is like when the merchant class started to embarrass the aristocracy by outwardly indulging in the degenerate shit they'd always got away with. But they've just made it really shit and embarrassing now.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is like when the merchant class started to embarrass the aristocracy by outwardly indulging in the degenerate shit they'd always got away with. But they've just made it really shit and embarrassing now.
Look at this cute dog eating a pretzel!🥰
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look at this cute dog eating a pretzel!🥰
I want to stamp Rory the Politics guy to death
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I want to stamp Rory the Politics guy to death
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a Christmas game.
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a Christmas game.
Just when winter really starts closing in on us, the snooker starts up. We really are watched over by benevolent gods who love and cherish us and wish us only safe passage through this life 🙏
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just when winter really starts closing in on us, the snooker starts up. We really are watched over by benevolent gods who love and cherish us and wish us only safe passage through this life 🙏
'...often keenly interested in the political events of their time; they filled, to some extent, the place of the modern journalist and were naturally the partisans of the overlord in whose service or pay they happened to be.'
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
'...often keenly interested in the political events of their time; they filled, to some extent, the place of the modern journalist and were naturally the partisans of the overlord in whose service or pay they happened to be.'
I want to stamp elon musk to death
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I want to stamp elon musk to death
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
July 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Can I say cunt on here still or do I have to send them a picture of my passport?
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just came here to make sure none of yous cunts are supporting a proscribed terrorist outfit. If so, I'm telling the police.
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it.
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
April 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There isn't a better sport than snooker, I'm afraid. It's the only good sport we have. All the other sports aspire to snooker, but they can never match it.
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
1. Cozy
2. Precise
3. Goes on for ages (value for money)
4. 'Where's the cueball going?' (Zen)
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You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know how Luigi Mangione killed some rich guy most people had never heard of and now everyone knows his name? Can't imagine how famous someone would be if they killed a CEO everyone knows about and despises ngl
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Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
December 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Must be nice to be in a position where a trying morning looks like a hangover and snitching on some hungry people rather than, you know, being so desperate you're driven to shoplifting for food.
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I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I hear Sonia Sodha is on a picket line today?
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Will Self at Kafka's grave with his writer's bum on full display (2015)
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
🚨 Last month averaged the lowest #Antarctic sea ice extent on record for the month of November.
This was 1,710,000 km² below the 1981-2010 average. Data from NSIDC: nsidc.org/data/seaice_...
This was 1,710,000 km² below the 1981-2010 average. Data from NSIDC: nsidc.org/data/seaice_...
December 4, 2024 at 1:36 AM
This isn't very Christmassy 😡
Post yourself make it black and white
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Post yourself make it black and white
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sniper Elite 4 is a Christmas game.
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
The tree's going up this weekend, lads.