_Mizzo
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"But sometimes, there's a man... sometimes.... there's a man...."
FUCK THE DIET AND FUCK THIS WEEK. I'M HAVIN TWO JALAPENO PEPPERS, AS A TREAT.
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
FUCK THE DIET AND FUCK THIS WEEK. I'M HAVIN TWO JALAPENO PEPPERS, AS A TREAT.
Wendy's should do an ad that's just the voice of Jack Nicholson bellowing WENDYYYYYYS (similar to his performance in The Shining) underneath the logo.
May 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wendy's should do an ad that's just the voice of Jack Nicholson bellowing WENDYYYYYYS (similar to his performance in The Shining) underneath the logo.
When #Andor was first announced, I asked the Universe, "who asked for this? Why do we need this?" I can't believe how worthwhile it turned out to be. Even when you know the main character's fate, it's still possible to write something that surprises and satisfies in ways you didn't see coming.
May 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When #Andor was first announced, I asked the Universe, "who asked for this? Why do we need this?" I can't believe how worthwhile it turned out to be. Even when you know the main character's fate, it's still possible to write something that surprises and satisfies in ways you didn't see coming.
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Hillary Clinton was grilled under oath for 11 hours, and she didn't break a sweat. Hegseth and the others need to do the same.
a close up of a woman wearing a yellow jacket and a necklace .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a yellow jacket and a necklace .
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hillary Clinton was grilled under oath for 11 hours, and she didn't break a sweat. Hegseth and the others need to do the same.
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Homeland Security ends TSA collective bargaining agreement, in effort to dismantle union protections
A TSA strike or work slowdown will make airports a nightmare. Trump and the billionaires won't care. They fly private jets.
A TSA strike or work slowdown will make airports a nightmare. Trump and the billionaires won't care. They fly private jets.
Homeland Security ends TSA collective bargaining agreement, in effort to dismantle union protections
A union representing Transportation Security Administration workers calls the Department of Homeland Security's decision to end the collective bargaining agreement with them an “unprovoked attack.”
apnews.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Homeland Security ends TSA collective bargaining agreement, in effort to dismantle union protections
A TSA strike or work slowdown will make airports a nightmare. Trump and the billionaires won't care. They fly private jets.
A TSA strike or work slowdown will make airports a nightmare. Trump and the billionaires won't care. They fly private jets.
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The irony
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The irony
Holy SHIT this week's episode of #Severance is amazing, shifting the show into a different gear and giving us an incredible performance (and scene partner chemistry) from someone I don't want to spoil. The show continues to truly surprise and delight. I'm grateful.
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Holy SHIT this week's episode of #Severance is amazing, shifting the show into a different gear and giving us an incredible performance (and scene partner chemistry) from someone I don't want to spoil. The show continues to truly surprise and delight. I'm grateful.
Hi, I'm a guy who has literally worked in tech for almost 20 years and TIL I had other options for text messaging available than the shitty barebones SMS app that came with my android phone. Subscribe to my newsletter for more "no shit, Sherlock" news!
March 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hi, I'm a guy who has literally worked in tech for almost 20 years and TIL I had other options for text messaging available than the shitty barebones SMS app that came with my android phone. Subscribe to my newsletter for more "no shit, Sherlock" news!
By the way, anyone else boycotting the super bowl today? Is there a hashbrown for that? #boycottthebowl
February 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
By the way, anyone else boycotting the super bowl today? Is there a hashbrown for that? #boycottthebowl
Leftover birria chilaquiles. Pickled jalapeno, queso fresco, avocado, homemade tortilla chips
February 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Leftover birria chilaquiles. Pickled jalapeno, queso fresco, avocado, homemade tortilla chips
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I don't give a shit about credit. I'm very aware lots of people hate me (sometimes they send threats!)
The only thing that matters now is efficacy, spread StopRFKjr.com among your circles. Try to get a couple of your people to call this weekend. Take all the credit.
The only thing that matters now is efficacy, spread StopRFKjr.com among your circles. Try to get a couple of your people to call this weekend. Take all the credit.
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I don't give a shit about credit. I'm very aware lots of people hate me (sometimes they send threats!)
The only thing that matters now is efficacy, spread StopRFKjr.com among your circles. Try to get a couple of your people to call this weekend. Take all the credit.
The only thing that matters now is efficacy, spread StopRFKjr.com among your circles. Try to get a couple of your people to call this weekend. Take all the credit.
Wow FedEx, I sure love watching the tracking on my package that is already ~6 hours late, travel *one block away from my fucking house* then proceed to head to the other side of the damn lake
January 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wow FedEx, I sure love watching the tracking on my package that is already ~6 hours late, travel *one block away from my fucking house* then proceed to head to the other side of the damn lake
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Headline I just saw: "RFK Jr denies anti-vaccine stance in heated confirmation hearing". You fucking kidding me??? That's like his ENTIRE fucking schtick.
Goddamnit, these ASSHOLES.
Goddamnit, these ASSHOLES.
January 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Headline I just saw: "RFK Jr denies anti-vaccine stance in heated confirmation hearing". You fucking kidding me??? That's like his ENTIRE fucking schtick.
Goddamnit, these ASSHOLES.
Goddamnit, these ASSHOLES.
Finally finished season 1 of Severance. Man, shout out to the people who had to wait almost 3 years to find out what happens next after that finale, holy shit. As a veteran of watching Lost as it aired back in the day, I salute you.
January 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Finally finished season 1 of Severance. Man, shout out to the people who had to wait almost 3 years to find out what happens next after that finale, holy shit. As a veteran of watching Lost as it aired back in the day, I salute you.
Yes thank you Spotify recap thing, that's just the stuff you always push on me in the "Daily Drive" playlist.
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Yes thank you Spotify recap thing, that's just the stuff you always push on me in the "Daily Drive" playlist.
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Pardoning Hunter Biden is hilarious because now the fuck your feelings crowd has to pearl clutch after saying that a rapist is fine for president
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Pardoning Hunter Biden is hilarious because now the fuck your feelings crowd has to pearl clutch after saying that a rapist is fine for president
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lol. lmao
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
lol. lmao
It's been rough for reasons I won't get into, but I made it:
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
20/motherfucking 20
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
20/motherfucking 20
November 11, 2024 at 4:23 AM
It's been rough for reasons I won't get into, but I made it:
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
20/motherfucking 20
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
20/motherfucking 20
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Toxicologist here for any fluoride concerns! The amount of fluoride added to water to prevent tooth decay is so minuscule that—no matter your age, size, or health status—you would die from water poisoning long before you could ever even start getting toxicity from fluoride. Fluoridated water is safe
November 8, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Toxicologist here for any fluoride concerns! The amount of fluoride added to water to prevent tooth decay is so minuscule that—no matter your age, size, or health status—you would die from water poisoning long before you could ever even start getting toxicity from fluoride. Fluoridated water is safe
Gotta double up one more time because of family stuff.
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
18/20
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
18/20
November 9, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Gotta double up one more time because of family stuff.
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
18/20
20 movies that have greatly influenced you, one a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters.
#filmsky
18/20
