Melted Puddle of Guy
@unmagicalsean.bsky.social
Keeping things close to the vest here so I can say what I want.
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500,000 channel points and I'll say it
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
500,000 channel points and I'll say it
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Because I am not going to be weird about this, I have an application: If you would like to receive mail from me, you can fill out below. I may not get to everyone based on how popular this is, but if it works out, I'd love to have people to connect old school with!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Pen Pal Application
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December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Because I am not going to be weird about this, I have an application: If you would like to receive mail from me, you can fill out below. I may not get to everyone based on how popular this is, but if it works out, I'd love to have people to connect old school with!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Do you have free time?
Do you like writing?
Do you yearn for a time where people would write letters to each other as opposed to instant gratification via instant messages and having every bit of information shoved in your face all the time every day?
Come be my pen pal!
Do you like writing?
Do you yearn for a time where people would write letters to each other as opposed to instant gratification via instant messages and having every bit of information shoved in your face all the time every day?
Come be my pen pal!
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do you have free time?
Do you like writing?
Do you yearn for a time where people would write letters to each other as opposed to instant gratification via instant messages and having every bit of information shoved in your face all the time every day?
Come be my pen pal!
Do you like writing?
Do you yearn for a time where people would write letters to each other as opposed to instant gratification via instant messages and having every bit of information shoved in your face all the time every day?
Come be my pen pal!
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As of today, we are officially 100 days out from www.shoebox.gg!
Guy your weekend pass, come hang out with your ole pal Spectra! oh, and way cooler people too.
Guy your weekend pass, come hang out with your ole pal Spectra! oh, and way cooler people too.
www.shoebox.gg
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
As of today, we are officially 100 days out from www.shoebox.gg!
Guy your weekend pass, come hang out with your ole pal Spectra! oh, and way cooler people too.
Guy your weekend pass, come hang out with your ole pal Spectra! oh, and way cooler people too.
500,000 channel points and I'll say it
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
500,000 channel points and I'll say it
metroid prime 4: beyond could make me cum if it's actually good
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
metroid prime 4: beyond could make me cum if it's actually good
having a massive weiner* is gender affirming care
*hot dog
*hot dog
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
having a massive weiner* is gender affirming care
*hot dog
*hot dog
after careful consideration
I will not be starting HRT at this time
I will not be starting HRT at this time
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
after careful consideration
I will not be starting HRT at this time
I will not be starting HRT at this time
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
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oh my god? I have pen pals???
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
oh my god? I have pen pals???
Gozer says "mpreg is real and can't hurt you"
Hey are you going to #PAXU? Find me on the show floor this weekend, tell me “I want to get Nocked up” and I’ll hand you a free Nock Deck Block (while supplies last)!
You can also grab a @inklincustoms.bsky.social token!
You can also grab a @inklincustoms.bsky.social token!
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gozer says "mpreg is real and can't hurt you"
buy me some penis and cracker jack
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
buy me some penis and cracker jack
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instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
banger
Super secret spy prog
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
banger
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Tonight at 6 PM ET, catch me slinging spells with @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social, @jesterkingdom.bsky.social, & @spectramtg.net!!! CMDR WITH PALS!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign
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November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tonight at 6 PM ET, catch me slinging spells with @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social, @jesterkingdom.bsky.social, & @spectramtg.net!!! CMDR WITH PALS!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
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Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
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The Market for Magic Cards - Mana Pool
Tap into the marketplace for Magic: The Gathering cards. Buy and sell MTG singles and sealed product.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
leg thumping
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
leg thumping
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A Dino beast for @asmalldeer.bsky.social ! Thanks again for your extra life donation!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A Dino beast for @asmalldeer.bsky.social ! Thanks again for your extra life donation!
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OUR spells, comrade
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
OUR spells, comrade
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Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.