unoservix
@unoservix.bsky.social
paralegal. filled with monads.
he/him/his
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he/him/his
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we don't know who struck first, us or them. but we do know it was us who bleeped out the sky.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
we don't know who struck first, us or them. but we do know it was us who bleeped out the sky.
not sure trump has enough brain left for this, but i imagine his flunkies also assume Venezuela would be much less capable of doing something embarrassing like shooting down a bunch of American fighters or sinking American warships
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
not sure trump has enough brain left for this, but i imagine his flunkies also assume Venezuela would be much less capable of doing something embarrassing like shooting down a bunch of American fighters or sinking American warships
other people play j. jonah jameson, but he *is* j. jonah jameson
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
other people play j. jonah jameson, but he *is* j. jonah jameson
were all the good hills to die on taken or something
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
were all the good hills to die on taken or something
just make sure they lock the doors as soon as it starts
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
just make sure they lock the doors as soon as it starts
the American dream, for me, is to be paid a lot of money precisely in exchange for no longer working, so he is succeeding at America as far as i'm concerned
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the American dream, for me, is to be paid a lot of money precisely in exchange for no longer working, so he is succeeding at America as far as i'm concerned
some people's ship sank and they are just gonna die mad about it
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
some people's ship sank and they are just gonna die mad about it
it's the day before thanksgiving so today is the day for the client to call me with an emergency they could have addressed weeks ago but instead want me to address for them now, also for free
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it's the day before thanksgiving so today is the day for the client to call me with an emergency they could have addressed weeks ago but instead want me to address for them now, also for free
is this a photo of him at the exact moment they explained what a polycule is or something
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
is this a photo of him at the exact moment they explained what a polycule is or something
oh so you hate bad food then?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
oh so you hate bad food then?
and then there's the secret trenta anxiety
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
and then there's the secret trenta anxiety
let us not cast blame for this thing i am blaming you for
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
let us not cast blame for this thing i am blaming you for
wow so TRUMP is literally WIPING his ASS with the CONSTITUTION and you're just floating in the sky on a blissful cloud of self-obliviation? text stop to receive more messages from the democratic party
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
wow so TRUMP is literally WIPING his ASS with the CONSTITUTION and you're just floating in the sky on a blissful cloud of self-obliviation? text stop to receive more messages from the democratic party
Dallas, Texas: proudly not murdering JFK since 1964
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dallas, Texas: proudly not murdering JFK since 1964
Midland, Texas: proudly not murdering JFK since 1963
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Midland, Texas: proudly not murdering JFK since 1963
both teams have to apologize to America for not being able to figure out which one is better in 60 minutes and needing more time
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
both teams have to apologize to America for not being able to figure out which one is better in 60 minutes and needing more time
i should be eligible for a fucking cash settlement for knowing what you're talking about
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i should be eligible for a fucking cash settlement for knowing what you're talking about