unoservix
@unoservix.bsky.social
paralegal. filled with monads.
he/him/his
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he/him/his
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taking your slogan from a venture capitalist is a little on the fuckin' nose, hakeem
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
taking your slogan from a venture capitalist is a little on the fuckin' nose, hakeem
rookie numbers. embarrassing.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
rookie numbers. embarrassing.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
i would
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November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i would
reinforcing my opinion that journalists should not be allowed to get rich as journalists
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
reinforcing my opinion that journalists should not be allowed to get rich as journalists
nice
For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
nice
excellent follow up question: doesn't that mean you totally suck at capitalism?
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
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🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
t.co
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
excellent follow up question: doesn't that mean you totally suck at capitalism?
and here i thought trump verbally fellating zohran mamdani in the oval office in front of god and everybody was going to be the most embarrassing thing of the day
I love paywalls now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
and here i thought trump verbally fellating zohran mamdani in the oval office in front of god and everybody was going to be the most embarrassing thing of the day
i know what he means by this but also lol politics is bottom/top
also, “politics is bottom/top not left/right” might work as a slogan but is shit as analysis. who is the bottom? who is the top? who constitutes an “elite” and who belongs to “the people?” these are important questions that have to be answered.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i know what he means by this but also lol politics is bottom/top
it feels like an extension of the weird valorization of trump as some totemic figure of excellence that we've jumped, without evidence, to assuming he's actually good at it
also, lol
also, lol
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it feels like an extension of the weird valorization of trump as some totemic figure of excellence that we've jumped, without evidence, to assuming he's actually good at it
also, lol
also, lol
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So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
"does the president spit or swallow" is honestly not a question that had ever occurred to me until now
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"does the president spit or swallow" is honestly not a question that had ever occurred to me until now
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What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.
can't work today, the witch of november came stealin'
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
can't work today, the witch of november came stealin'
i, in my hubris, my vanity, entered Costco on a Saturday afternoon, where all is beyond God's sight, protection, and forgiveness, and only the strongest survive.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i, in my hubris, my vanity, entered Costco on a Saturday afternoon, where all is beyond God's sight, protection, and forgiveness, and only the strongest survive.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
Subway should run a nationwide sale today
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Subway should run a nationwide sale today
surprised to see Prop 50 doing so well in Orange County
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
surprised to see Prop 50 doing so well in Orange County
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
ouch
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
ouch
anyways i really like how andrew cuomo is doing the "avengers assemble" scene but with all the worst people in the world
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
anyways i really like how andrew cuomo is doing the "avengers assemble" scene but with all the worst people in the world
preventing you from having to go see your MAGA relatives might actually make him more popular
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
preventing you from having to go see your MAGA relatives might actually make him more popular
real question is whether the progressives keep supporting him after he sends the NYPD to crack down a protest that gets too rowdy -- which, once he's in that chair, he will have no choice but to do
I think New York City is so hungry for any kind of movement that even that amount would be enough to re-elect him. Remember that Mayor of New York is an eight-year job unless you take bags of money from Turks.
Question is whether the progressive will keep supporting him if he can only deliver 20 to 30 percent.
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
real question is whether the progressives keep supporting him after he sends the NYPD to crack down a protest that gets too rowdy -- which, once he's in that chair, he will have no choice but to do
i am sad that i won't be able to make any war of 1812 jokes when the winning team goes to the white house next year, but as a decent consolation prize, my entire bsky feed has erupted in sooooooooo much salt
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i am sad that i won't be able to make any war of 1812 jokes when the winning team goes to the white house next year, but as a decent consolation prize, my entire bsky feed has erupted in sooooooooo much salt
the legend of yoshinobu yamamoto
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the legend of yoshinobu yamamoto
total sicko shit going on here, i'll tell you what
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
total sicko shit going on here, i'll tell you what
oh god don't make this one go 18 innings too
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
oh god don't make this one go 18 innings too