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Dallas Swoager
@untenablewhale.bsky.social
Compulsive web comic creator. You may know me from... actually no, you probably don't.

https://ko-fi.com/untenablewhale

#MeatAndJeff
Sure, he showed poor judgment, but that can't possibly be critical for his work as a... what did you say he did again?
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Okay, I'm probably going to check this out, but before I do... it has one of the better movie posters that look like they are mislabeling the actors in the movie.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I thought the hard section was corny, but I had already settled in hating it because the normal part was pretty damn soulless.
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I haven't seen those in forever, so if it was me, it would just be a good excuse to watch them again for the first time in a long time.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was curious because that was my reaction to listening to it as well.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can I ask, did you immediately go back to a version you like as a palate cleanser?
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I didn't click the link, so I'm assuming it's even stupider than I know.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So, this would be your FedEx equivalent...
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
For people who constantly throw around the word distraction, they really seem to be trying to keep shoving this bill through over and over again in the hopes that one of these days we won't notice.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Look, I get that billionaires hate spending money, especially on labor, but can we not pretend that the person who will actually raise his cild isn't staff.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wait, I don't remember the main character being ol-

oh, ooooh, oh no.
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it's refreshing to see a post about fretting that isn't about the world falling apart.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anecdotal sure, but I didn't think I've ever personally known three people who have been collecting unemployment simultaneously before this year.
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is what happens when we act like celebrities aren't allowed to die. They have to help us come to terms with it while they're still alive.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Were you wearing a cape at the time?
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM