Government Spookdown
@untimelygamer.bsky.social
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He/him. Overeducated, failed academic. I'm into books, movies, videogames, tea, and wine. I sometimes write things. Video games: http://medium.com/@untimelygamer Films: http://letterboxd.com/untimelygamer/ and http://watchestoodamnmuch.wordpress.com.
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untimelygamer.bsky.social
A surprising number of you are not only making money because of social media but are actually having sex because of it? How do I do this. What am I doing wrong.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
I once had a guy list every subgenre of tentacle porn in my mentions.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
untimelygamer.bsky.social
You need to stop doing gigs in high school auditoriums. Sex offenders got to declare it within 1000 feet of a school.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Fascism, by definition, depends on a permanent state of unrest, always finding something to revolt against. It's an interesting facet of our era that that something is frequently the lowest common denominator of grievance politics, like the Cracker Barrel logo.
bencollins.bsky.social
It's the golden rule of grievance politics: you will never be happy. You are a permanent captive to the infinity goalpost.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Many people should interrogate Taylor's privilege and wealth more, but I don't think being her fan is the equivalent of "being a fan of Bed, Bath, and Beyond." I don't think she is the "Hilary Clinton of music."
untimelygamer.bsky.social
My hot take about Taylor Swift is that she made a bad album. I don’t think it indicated much more than that.
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
A good example of why direct inflation adjustment of this sort is more deceptive than clarifying when applied over very long stretches of time where consumption patterns are very different.

Basic foods (bread/grain) probably devours a third of Cratchet's income, but not the modern worker's.
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
untimelygamer.bsky.social
That final "content" sentence puts a finger on something that has been bothering me about Taylor Swift's appeal. Her songs have always been at least a little like "content," the musical equivalents of an autobiographical Tiktok video. She has always been an influencer first.
theferocity.bsky.social
“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
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untimelygamer.bsky.social
Me several years ago: Why do I pay for a VPN? I don't do anything illegal, maybe I should be saving money.

Me now, after porn bans have swept many states in the US: Oh that's why.
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dinosaurdracula.bsky.social
The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Dracula is a gamer.
dinosaurdracula.bsky.social
The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Wait who wants a city to be more densely populated?
untimelygamer.bsky.social
The Pusher trilogy is so good.
bakoon.bsky.social
kids if you liked 'superman' make sure to check out Pusher 3 to see your favorite new actor at wurk
untimelygamer.bsky.social
(Josh Marshall is a shit genocide denier BTW. I don't respect him, just the response.)
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Yeah. It's annoying to have everything you do under scrutiny, but that's literally your job so ...
untimelygamer.bsky.social
The best response to accidentally NSFW posting is when Josh Marshall of TPM many years ago accidentally posted a (very tasteful) lesbian porn video on Twitter. He deleted it, didn't say anything, and a few days later said, Why would I apologize? I did nothing wrong.

I've always respected that.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
I'm sorry man, I know you told your boss something different, but if you have an oopsie like this, we are all going to assume you were cranking it.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
I somehow missed that BlueSky Aaron a few days ago tried to claim he was **investigating** a spam bot network when he liked a porn skeet.
Screencap of that time Aaron faved a porn skeet.

Reply to screencap by Aaron: 
1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) | misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later
I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Even the Moby Dick bot is speaking about BlueSky in a past tense.
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
It was a queer sort of place
untimelygamer.bsky.social
Do Resistance types still reskeet this jackass? I have had him blocked forever.
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit